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Ratjaculation posted:Musk has even promised the best coverage So he's counting on it to boost popularity and help normalize his version of the site. Look the other way, eat the bugs with FIFA, and then strut around that it was a big success.
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Gonna watch UFC tonight the most optimum way - split up amongst 100 tweets
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Nov 19, 2022 23:17
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Sorry honey I just max deboosted
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Nov 19, 2022 23:17
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Introducing Twitter Black, with the ability to upload longer copywrited videos
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Nov 19, 2022 23:19
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Elon University is so strict about plagiarism. I have four different professors expecting me to take credit for other people's work by the end of the week and I'm burnt out dude
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Nov 19, 2022 23:21
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Whem there is a big event and they just slowly increase or decrease server space as needed
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Nov 19, 2022 23:21
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England v USA is next Friday evening (UK time) so if the site survives until then that's when it's going to crash. It's going to be an absolute shitshow.
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PITY BONER posted:"Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!" I appreciated this
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EvilHawk posted:England v USA is next Friday evening (UK time) so if the site survives until then that's when it's going to crash. It's going to be an absolute shitshow. Why
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PITY BONER posted:"Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!" "Oh Crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it's illegal! Ahh, it's too hot today"
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Elon University is so strict about plagiarism. I have four different professors expecting me to take credit for other people's work by the end of the week and I'm burnt out dude lol
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Nov 19, 2022 23:28
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EvilHawk posted:England v USA is next Friday evening (UK time) so if the site survives until then that's when it's going to crash. It's going to be an absolute shitshow. I would imagine a game between good teams would strain the system more
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Nov 19, 2022 23:28
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The tweets will look like this: OI IS YOU WATCH DE FOOT BO DE YANKS DEY IS TAKIN DA PITCH BRAV COME ON ENGERLAND SCORE SOME FACKIN GOLS
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Nov 19, 2022 23:32
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davecrazy posted:I don’t get the whole whiteboard thing. Nobody was ever alledging that the Twitter infrastructure was bad. All of its “problems” were around revenue and content moderation which is not an infrastructure engineering issue, yet he’s acting like he needs better engineering to ‘fix’ Twitter. How can you spend 44billion on a company and have no idea how it works or what it does. lol. Since essentially what Twitter does isn’t very impressive he doesn’t understand how it can have so many parts. I think he’s under the impression that he can cut it down and reduce costs to something closer to what it brings in and then turn it into an everything app to make a little more money. It’s loving dumb but I don’t think he actually wanted to buy it and now he’s gotta try something. Didn’t Elon need to spend literally all his time micromanaging other companies? However will they get along while he’s devoting so much time to fixing Twitter as only he can? It’s weird that his fanboys aren’t concerned.
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Nov 19, 2022 23:38
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That's why he's currently being sued by Tesla shareholders. He doesn't seem to actually "do" very much if a company is working.
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Internet Old One posted:Didn’t Elon need to spend literally all his time micromanaging other companies? However will they get along while he’s devoting so much time to fixing Twitter as only he can? It’s weird that his fanboys aren’t concerned.
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Toxic Mental posted:The tweets will look like this: ENGERLANDS A BUNCHA RIGHT CONSTABULARIES
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Nov 19, 2022 23:41
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I am reliably informed by my Football Knower that Wales are better then England at the moment so I'm rooting for monday to be fall over day.
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Also Ryan Reynolds bought Wales I think? Something like that.
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Toxic Mental posted:The tweets will look like this: "IT'S COMIN HOME BOYS" (Some are all of the content shared in this Tweet is disputed and might be misleading about the world cup or other English sports events)
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Nov 19, 2022 23:45
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Twitter collapses under the frequent and creative use of the c-word
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It's all gonna be British people shouting at each other because Americans don't care about soccer.
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1594094425843515392?t=saLnSKuYS1imcrqAkBgKnQ&s=19  My balls are orbiting Alpha Centauri
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1594094425843515392?t=saLnSKuYS1imcrqAkBgKnQ&s=19 HAHAHAHAHA
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I think Trump is just saying that to save THE FAILING TRUTH SOCIAL. He'll be back on Twitter I think. If not, Elon should auction off Trump's Twitter account.
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Nov 19, 2022 23:52
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Yeah he said this a while ago too. Shouldn’t come as a surprise. Elon is just trying to rile up his alt right fanboys
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Trump will absolutely go back to Twitter if Elon lets him back on. He's too much of an addict not to.
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Also what if Elon just tries to post as Trump. It'd be immediately obvious because he doesn't have the pissazz or energy but it'd hilariously sad.
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Nov 19, 2022 23:53
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How did Musk not see this coming, Trump already owned him once
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Trump instinctively knows that Elon is not someone he would consider an “alpha” or whatever the gently caress so at this point the only way he would come back is begrudgingly and act like he was doing elon a huge favour, and then poo poo on him repeatedly. Which tbf would be pretty loving funny. Even trump probably knows the days of twitter being relevant are extremely limited with that puffy dork at the wheel.
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DaveWoo posted:Trump will absolutely go back to Twitter if Elon lets him back on. He's too much of an addict not to. He gets the same rush on his own thing
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CharlestheHammer posted:He gets the same rush on his own thing Nah, Truth Social is more like methadone. Twitter is the real poo poo.
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1594094425843515392?t=saLnSKuYS1imcrqAkBgKnQ&s=19 Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? When did the simulation break completely?
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Watching movies in two minute clips lets me watch movies like trump: just skip to the action and cut the crap. Feeling geniuser by the tweet thanks Leon Twitter!
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DaveWoo posted:Nah, Truth Social is more like methadone. Twitter is the real poo poo. Yeah his veins are smacking their lips.
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Nov 19, 2022 23:59
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Not that Trump is a business genius or anything but letting Twitter die is absolutely a good thing for Truth social
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pretty sure the reason donnie doesnt want to leave his hugbox is his hug box has a way high character limit. like why pay for McDs, when donnie owns his own pink slime factory and can hook up multiple production lines into his mouth.
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DaveWoo posted:Nah, Truth Social is more like methadone. Twitter is the real poo poo. People repost his poo poo to twitter anyway. Like we are reacting to this on Twitter
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