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First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Appalachian Sippin' Cream makes an excellent Banana Pudding flavor.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/DinosaurDracula/status/1593758280072863744?s=20&t=AlUdjZycDZKhlKsOiHoonA

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1593666202383138818

:yikes:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you let a little bit of the yolk out on top it would look like him as well.

E:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCvtB7j3Ync

So, watching this, you've got basically all the ingredients for what is probably a quite lush rice pudding, and yet bafflingly the recipe does not appear to be aware of this?

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Nov 19, 2022

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Welp, I saw a lonely jar of the Eggo Sippin Cream, so you know I had to do it to em



So I was expecting an egg noggy consistency but uhh…



Pouring it out it’s thinner consistency than milk :barf:



So…it’s not terrible but it doesn’t really taste like waffles or egg nog…it’s just sweet and there’s quite a lot of alcohol burn. The texture is awful, I think if they thickened it a bit they’d have a decent product but as is I can’t really recommend it. I’ll probably use it as coffee creamer.

did it at least make for good sippin' as the name suggests? I'm a sucker for trying weird alcohol drinks

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

The late 80s/early 90s were a crazy time for food

CumBlast Radius Jr
Nov 1, 2022

by Azathoth

OwlFancier posted:

If you let a little bit of the yolk out on top it would look like him as well.

E:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCvtB7j3Ync

So, watching this, you've got basically all the ingredients for what is probably a quite lush rice pudding, and yet bafflingly the recipe does not appear to be aware of this?

The screeching person is too much so i'll just take your word for it.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Such good subject matter, such thoroughly unwatchable delivery.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Goons literally incapable of consuming media unless delivered in a flat monotone

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



They have a good cadence and all that in their longer form videos, they just also admit in said videos that they're bound by the algorithm to do the dumb wacky face screeching poo poo to drive engagement. Because tik tok and all that.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Sure, I get that. I'm with the others in the "i'm not bound to watch that" boat.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Poopelyse posted:

did it at least make for good sippin' as the name suggests? I'm a sucker for trying weird alcohol drinks

I didn’t really like it but my partner tried some over ice later on and she said it was much better that way.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Imagine being the living creatures that got turned into oil over millions of years just to be sucked out of the ground to get a second life as this plastic trash


Watching it for longer than 5 seconds is possible?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Dylan Hollis is an international treasure. I love him.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Dareon posted:

Goons literally incapable of consuming media unless delivered in a flat monotone

He's not as bad as some in that video but come the gently caress on lol, don't pretend there's only monotone and "style of performance invented to get children to watch YouTube videos" and literally nothing in between

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It's funny because hollis does occasionally do longer form videos in a normal voice, I don't really mind the silly affectations.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/Jm8mmT0.mp4

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
She seems like a nice lady but what the gently caress is she making?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



^ Great posting/username synergy there.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

She seems like a nice lady but what the gently caress is she making?

I dunno but I got nauseous at the giant glop of mayo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I believe she's trying to summon the elder food gods with all these blasphemous food rites

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

RFC2324 posted:

I dunno but I got nauseous at the giant glop of mayo

That's catupiry!!!!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

AARD VARKMAN posted:

That's catupiry!!!!

No, I know nausea when I feel it

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

catupiry is one of the more esoteric sins

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Someone please stop her before the US hires her as the nutrition czar.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

She seems like a nice lady but what the gently caress is she making?

food waste

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Doesn’t she know there are children in America who are starving

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


I love how loving lazy the stacks of American cheese are

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Freaquency posted:

I love how loving lazy the stacks of American cheese are

It's a common theme for these videos. Want to make something look 'epic'? Just throw a brick of 30 cheese slices in the middle of it :rolleyes: God, I loving hate stupid food videos of people making whatever deep-fried, cheese-filled abominations in that rapid cut tiktok style where everything is slapped onto the counter and clearly never intended to be eaten. It's truly grotesque and I hope everyone involved in creating the genre pays for their sins in the afterlife.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
I thought she was gonna commit to a burger kebob, which id respect even if i thought it sucked but it couldnt even be that...

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
she tries hard but lacks the showman's style of Mestre Batepapo.

https://twitter.com/nataliawraggm/status/1594067811877277696?s=20&t=LxylWLjzNuj_GegN2f5Q8g

uber_stoat has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Nov 20, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/wjreq9htfy0a1/DASH_1080.mp4

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
what the gently caress is that? cheese made in a hide?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
at first i was like is he about to skin a disembodied goat torso or something and then is that some kind of giant mutant potato? kind of at a loss.

^but now looking closer cheese may be it.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

uber_stoat posted:

at first i was like is he about to skin a disembodied goat torso or something and then is that some kind of giant mutant potato? kind of at a loss.

^but now looking closer cheese may be it.

yeah, I thought I was gonna have to see something horrible

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah, I thought it was a hog or simmering for a second, but it appears to be a cheese mere moments away from gaining sentience.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

The official food of the black parade

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

what the gently caress is that? cheese made in a hide?

Apparently? I think it's touloumotiri, cheese aged in sheep or goat skin. Usually inside out, with the hair inside.




Why Not Dig Into Some Skin Cheese?

quote:

The cheese was even better than they’d described, despite the more-than-occasional goat hair I’d encounter.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I'm currently marinating a goat leg in balsamic vinegar, orange marmalade, garlic, and ginger.

Doesn't have any hair though.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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