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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
And the scientific name of the western lowland gorilla is, helpfully, exactly what you'd scream if you ever stumbled into one

Ragnar34
Oct 10, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
You can also say it to summon one from a mirror if you want.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
A good way to start the day is with the name of a popular musical right now starring Alex Brightman. I like the pulp.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Tree Bucket posted:

And the scientific name of the western lowland gorilla is, helpfully, exactly what you'd scream if you ever stumbled into one

This one I at least know.

And yeah it's Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla not looking up someone else's bird meme though

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

pika pika

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

:discourse:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

See a doctor.

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
i am diagnosed with "my tummy hurts but i'm being so brave about it"

(doctors love to run tests and then say "i dont immediately see an obvious cause for it so i don't know or care, you're fine just go away")

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
More meme adjacent but we as a society are so close to driving the A press extinct

https://youtu.be/e_IEhqUAuCY

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Turpitude II posted:

i am diagnosed with "my tummy hurts but i'm being so brave about it"

(doctors love to run tests and then say "i dont immediately see an obvious cause for it so i don't know or care, you're fine just go away")

lol my doctor knows exactly why my tummy hurts but if it can be 'tolerated' then it's not worth operating

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Killingyouguy! posted:

lol my doctor knows exactly why my tummy hurts but if it can be 'tolerated' then it's not worth operating

I mean it's generally a bad idea to open the gut if it's not strictly necessary

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Heath posted:

I mean it's generally a bad idea to open the gut if it's not strictly necessary

i should be allowed to get cut open top to bottom and get everything fixed at once like an auto shop

SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

Killingyouguy! posted:

i should be allowed to get cut open top to bottom and get everything fixed at once like an auto shop

Now that you mention it, I haven't had my kidneys rotated in a while.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Killingyouguy! posted:

i should be allowed to get cut open top to bottom and get everything fixed at once like an auto shop

Who's stopping you? Go ahead

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Killingyouguy! posted:

lol my doctor knows exactly why my tummy hurts but if it can be 'tolerated' then it's not worth operating

Cutting you open won't solve your anxiety, no.

Well, I guess it will if it goes wrong, but that's bad.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


SimonSays posted:

Now that you mention it, I haven't had my kidneys rotated in a while.

If you want somebody to rearrange your insides, just DM me.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Killingyouguy! posted:

i should be allowed to get cut open top to bottom and get everything fixed at once like an auto shop

Yeah, but most of the body looks like this:

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007



Jason David Frank, allegedly

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

E: Nvm

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

disaster pastor posted:


Jason David Frank, allegedly

Well this isn't confirmed, but if true this is gonna gently caress with a certain stripe of Millennial hard

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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disaster pastor posted:


Jason David Frank, allegedly

He’s not making Jesus tap in heaven now

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



mind the walrus posted:

Well this isn't confirmed, but if true this is gonna gently caress with a certain stripe of Millennial hard

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
it's mournin time

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

drat suicide apparently too.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

redgubbinz posted:

Yeah, but most of the body looks like this:


drat the London Underground's getting complex.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


:catstare:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
The sheer volume of "Ben Shapiro is horny for his sister" memes is one of those things that tells you more about the people making them than anything about Ben Shapiro

Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

Killingyouguy! posted:

i should be allowed to get cut open top to bottom and get everything fixed at once like an auto shop

:same:

Scromit Comet
Nov 3, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Heath posted:

The sheer volume of "Ben Shapiro is horny for his sister" memes is one of those things that tells you more about the people making them than anything about Ben Shapiro

yea they want to gently caress her almost as much as he does

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Heath posted:

The sheer volume of "Ben Shapiro is horny for his sister" memes is one of those things that tells you more about the people making them than anything about Ben Shapiro

Scromit Comet posted:

yea they want to gently caress her almost as much as he does

:agreed: It's like they figured out they can say as much creepy stuff about her as they want as long as they put their own words into Ben Shapiro's mouth.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I always thought it was just another dig at the weird shitheel who seems to be more into his sister than his wife, who is perpetually un-moisturized. Otoh, I don't really care I just want bad man to go away so I laugh at memes I guess idk

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

PathAsc posted:

I always thought it was just another dig at the weird shitheel who seems to be more into his sister than his wife, who is perpetually un-moisturized. Otoh, I don't really care I just want bad man to go away so I laugh at memes I guess idk

same

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Heath posted:

The sheer volume of "Ben Shapiro is horny for his sister" memes is one of those things that tells you more about the people making them than anything about Ben Shapiro
Absofuckinglutely.









Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

redgubbinz posted:

Yeah, but most of the body looks like this:



Oh no, I'm pretty sure my body operates on positive gas pressure, not vacuum

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Phy posted:

Oh no, I'm pretty sure my body operates on positive gas pressure, not vacuum

gotta get some of those tubes turned the other way

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