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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/PwkMaAy.mp4

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

How'd they get your mum in the back of the truck?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Vacuuming out your moms litter tray (too lazy to reach toilet)

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
that's what happens in rural counties if you don't pay your taxes

Fauxshiz
Jan 3, 2007
Jumbo Sized

GD_American posted:

that's what happens in rural counties if you don't pay your taxes

rural counties cant afford to repo gravel this is obviously a dump truck that gained consciousness

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Fauxshiz posted:

rural counties cant afford to repo gravel this is obviously a dump truck that gained consciousness

At these prices, they can't afford not to!

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rli7ppC1zx1qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rll53nGrnx1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rljxeeYqBF1uk10e9.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rll4uwLGF91r0uzl6.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You lucky bastard:aaa:

This unauthorized sequel to Nope is defying expectations.
:munch:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

ITV: they lower the road

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

That's just preposterous.

Did not wearing a seatbelt work out better for him in this case?

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Fauxshiz posted:

rural counties cant afford to repo gravel this is obviously a dump truck that gained consciousness

It's that libertarian county in Tennessee that let houses burn down if they didn't pay their fire department fees.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



GD_American posted:

It's that libertarian county in Tennessee that let houses burn down if they didn't pay their fire department fees.

That one goon who hated the fire department and firefighters is vindicated by this post.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Technology is amazing

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/uE5B8PL.mp4

bullseye

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


hi i'm back from my trip what'd i miss

https://i.imgur.com/UvAYaB6.mp4

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
My carp runneth over

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Kith posted:

hi i'm back from my trip what'd i miss

https://i.imgur.com/UvAYaB6.mp4

With more throughput the factory boosted its effishiency

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


Kith posted:

hi i'm back from my trip what'd i miss

https://i.imgur.com/UvAYaB6.mp4

I can't stop laughing at this and I don't know why

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/WQQiEQS.mp4

Log082 posted:

I can't stop laughing at this and I don't know why

it's a fishy situation!

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/A4bAcsJ.mp4

Percussive maintenance works.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/A4bAcsJ.mp4

Percussive maintenance works.

That’s a good way to throw off your yoke.

:dadyoke: :imunfunny:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Kith posted:

hi i'm back from my trip what'd i miss

https://i.imgur.com/UvAYaB6.mp4

A peek into the nightmares of a ichthyophobic claustrophobe

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Log082 posted:

I can't stop laughing at this and I don't know why

A man getting hit by dozens of fish is peak slapstick comedy.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Kith posted:

hi i'm back from my trip what'd i miss

https://i.imgur.com/UvAYaB6.mp4

a widow in russia just started crying and isn't sure why

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Kith posted:

hi i'm back from my trip what'd i miss

https://i.imgur.com/UvAYaB6.mp4

Jesus, not now!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Who left the fish faucet open?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/aikPLDb.mp4

Hatsune Mike
Oct 9, 2013

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/A4bAcsJ.mp4

Percussive maintenance works.

There’s a bad solder joint on the vertical deflection IC. The poor baby
such an easy quick fix

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I'm taking this to the schadenfreude thread, there's a lesson here for everyone.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Kith posted:

hi i'm back from my trip what'd i miss

https://i.imgur.com/UvAYaB6.mp4

this makes me think of the guy at the end of rogue one who scrambles to the door and hits the launch button as vader and storm troopers pour in.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


This is why we developed fish tube technology

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


I always kind of love it when absolutely massive objects utterly fall apart when they hit the ground just a little wrong. :allears:

https://i.imgur.com/UhbnYiM.mp4

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/A4bAcsJ.mp4

Percussive maintenance works.

We control the horizontal, and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels, or expand one single image to crystal clarity... and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour, we will control all that you see and hear.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Watch this to the end. The money shot is priceless.

You hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
just hit it with a hammer to begin with and save yourself the the effort

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

it's amazing we managed to invent the wheel, cuz most humans are super bad at extremely basic, observable physics

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Kith posted:

hi i'm back from my trip what'd i miss

https://i.imgur.com/UvAYaB6.mp4

"Engineering to bridge, we've got a hull breach and we're taking on fish!"

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

Mozi posted:

just hit it with a hammer to begin with and save yourself the the effort

I'd like to think these guys were just set up to fail. "We need u two to go pick up a clay jug, should be easy. take the scooter."

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Platystemon posted:

There’s that one famous photograph of a the woman who leapt to her death from the eighty‐sixth floor of the Empire State Building on 1 May 1947.

It’s tacky that it’s called “The Most Beautiful Suicide”, but it’s not what I would have expected a body to look like after falling over a thousand feet.

googling this to learn more and learning that her one wish from her suicide note she left in the ESB was that she wanted no one, especially her family, to see her body after the jump

eternally sad for her she couldn't even get her last wish respected

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
She landed on a car and caved it in, didn't she? Might have been a different outcome if it was sidewalk without a crumple zone

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