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Everyone should delete their accounts.
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Nov 20, 2022 23:21
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Unperson_47 posted:Are the Taliban unbanned yet Obviously not or theyd just be the Tali
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Nov 20, 2022 23:23
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Kingo Ligma posted:Obviously not or theyd just be the Tali god damnit lol
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Nov 20, 2022 23:26
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Kingo Ligma posted:Obviously not or theyd just be the Tali 
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Nov 20, 2022 23:34
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https://twitter.com/MOMMYBlGDICK/status/1593750908025724929 aaaaah
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Nov 20, 2022 23:34
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Heath posted:I think Taylor Swift is having some kind of unbelievably major media PR push right now because I have never expressed even the most borderline interest in her but she is coming up all over everything all of a sudden. She’s one of if not the best selling artist of the 21st Century and has had at least 2 world leaders this year be die-hard fans of hers (Chiles boric and Truss lol) and currently had her fans crash the live music monopoly’s website so hard it got the feds involved. I don’t know why you’re acting like she’s a small time player whose just now made it big
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Nov 20, 2022 23:38
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Trabant posted:Does this man look like he can't defend himself??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOTFwpA7n1M
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Nov 20, 2022 23:38
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It doesn't look like he actually tweeted that out, but who knows anymore.
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Nov 20, 2022 23:39
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I don’t have an account anymore so hilariously I can’t see age restricted content. Can anyone repost?
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Nov 20, 2022 23:40
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here y'go
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Nov 20, 2022 23:42
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I mean I think at this point Twitter will probably go bankrupt before any thing else. There has to be very very little money coming in
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Nov 20, 2022 23:42
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean I think at this point Twitter will probably go bankrupt before any thing else. There has to be very very little money coming in I don't know, every post I see supporting Elon has an $8bux checkmark (also we are slacking there should be an :8bux: already).
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Nov 20, 2022 23:46
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean I think at this point Twitter will probably go bankrupt before any thing else. There has to be very very little money coming in
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Nov 20, 2022 23:47
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Phrosphor posted:I don't know, every post I see supporting Elon has an $8bux checkmark (also we are slacking there should be an :8bux: already). Reports are the marks made about 1.1 million. Which is pocket change for twitter
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Nov 20, 2022 23:48
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Phrosphor posted:I don't know, every post I see supporting Elon has an $8bux checkmark (also we are slacking there should be an :8bux: already). 
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Nov 20, 2022 23:49
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There's also the question of how many of those people will keep the checkmark after a month.
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Nov 20, 2022 23:49
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Ah drat, I was doing it like 
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Nov 20, 2022 23:50
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lolling at the thought of Elon being up there awkwardly mumbling his way through a debate. That'll apparently win you tech nerds, but he'd be eaten alive by anyone with a quarter of Trump's loud confidence. So I guess what I'm saying is, bend the rules and let him in All that would need to happen is an ad with Jim Parsons as Sheldon going over why musk is such a phony genius and his stans would abandon him for their true god sheldon.
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Nov 20, 2022 23:50
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Paying the world's richest man 8bux a month while also complaining about the price of eggs and paying people a livable wage to own the libs.
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Nov 20, 2022 23:51
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So some twitter software engineers created a system that basically runs itself without issues and got paid to chill all day. Big-brain elon comes along and fires them because they aren't working hardcore enough for Musky. Those 'lazy' software engineers are gone now and everything is fine until it isn't fine. My experience running an operation with an understaffed skeleton crew for far too long is conditions will never improve so long as things continue to hobble on. Then poo poo hits the fan and changes happen only after it's too late. There is no pulling up. Clients/customers switch to competing services and they don't come back because being reliable matters a lot to people. If there is a contracted term that keeps the company in business then that contract will be voided because they hosed up badly enough. Your clients and your remaining employees are gonna walk out the door and never look back. You can't hire fresh people that understand your systems overnight. There is no 'too big to fail' and your company can always gently caress badly enough.
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Nov 20, 2022 23:52
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Nov 20, 2022 23:52
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I am waiting to hear the people who have stayed are not getting paid and the musketeers start going "you should keep working even if you don't get paid, you lazy woke moralistic!".
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Nov 20, 2022 23:54
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skyelevator posted:here y'go If this is real I like don't even know what to say. Jorps brain is just complete mush
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Nov 20, 2022 23:57
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B-Rock452 posted:If this is real I like don't even know what to say. Jorps brain is just complete mush He was definitely crying while typing that so he might not have read it
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Nov 20, 2022 23:57
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CharlestheHammer posted:Reports are the marks made about 1.1 million. Wow with smart business acumen like that, it's only going to take 4,400 months to pay off the purchase! That's barely 366 years!
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Nov 20, 2022 23:58
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Sanctum posted:Stuff I’m my experience, tech customers are fickle as gently caress - especially the big boys like DT, AT&T and Comcast. They will absolutely drop your rear end like a bad habit the moment you don’t dot all of the I’s and cross all of the t’s in whatever arcane reporting system they have set up for vendors. Have fun managing that with a skeleton crew that has no working relationship with those organizations. You need these relationships to manage and maintain your mobile app and bandwidth. If you fail the cursory stuff, then they will demand to send in external ISO/TL9000 auditors and gooooood loving luck if you hit that stage because those are some of the most unhappy, crusty people I’ve ever met and they LIVE to put vendors on closely monitored corrective action plans that result in meetings on top of meetings
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Nov 21, 2022 00:00
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priznat posted:He was definitely crying while typing that so he might not have read it There were fluids coming from his body for sure but it wasn't from his eyes.
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Nov 21, 2022 00:00
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CatstropheWaitress posted:It doesn't look like he actually tweeted that out, but who knows anymore. iirc faked tweets used to be something that twitter came down hard on (its what got Milo Yiannopolis banned) but since its in full purge rules mode now expect more of them.
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Nov 21, 2022 00:07
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Tiny Timbs posted:It would’ve hit me harder if I hadn’t already seen the right wing meme mocking female defense ministers in comparison to Sergei Shoigu the funny thing is that that had been going around since the first week of the war, too. it really, really didn't age very well
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Nov 21, 2022 00:12
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CharlestheHammer posted:Reports are the marks made about 1.1 million. Hmm now if that was extrapolated to 12 months, that's $13.2 million. At that rate he's almost at the $1billion/year interest payment!
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Nov 21, 2022 00:13
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skyelevator posted:here y'go Tweet me harder daddy
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Nov 21, 2022 00:19
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In a stopped clock moment, Elmo may have actually posted a funny tweet https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594470952187805696
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Nov 21, 2022 00:26
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wow a family guy joke, what a comedic genius also I'm pretty sure trump genuinely does not want to get dragged into Elon's trash fire, especially not at a time when he runs a competing platform and people are desperately jumping ship from twitter
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Nov 21, 2022 00:27
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fuctifino posted:In a stopped clock moment, Elmo may have actually posted a funny tweet Chances that's his tweet originally are minimal, of course.
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Nov 21, 2022 00:27
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Sir John Falstaff posted:Chances that's his tweet originally are minimal, of course. It's 100% stolen goods, of course, but the same could be said about anything of Elmo's
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Nov 21, 2022 00:29
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fuctifino posted:In a stopped clock moment, Elmo may have actually posted a funny tweet He definitely stole that from someone else.
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Nov 21, 2022 00:29
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fuctifino posted:In a stopped clock moment, Elmo may have actually posted a funny tweet Nah, that poo poo ain't funny
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Nov 21, 2022 00:29
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fuctifino posted:In a stopped clock moment, Elmo may have actually posted a funny tweet https://twitter.com/MOMMYBlGDICK/status/1594215834154840064
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Nov 21, 2022 00:30
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Unperson_47 posted:There's also the question of how many of those people will keep the checkmark after a month. a ton of people are stupid as gently caress with their own personal banking and finances and dont know how to not rack up or cancel auto renewing monthly expenses. hell there's a fin tech app where you give it access to your other banking and fin tech apps and then it will analyze your monthly expenses and tell you which ones to cancel.
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I think Big Melon might be actually mad that Trump hasn't immediately rushed back to Twitter after the great unbannening.
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