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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

priznat posted:

What the, did Ye get his account unbanned too? Lol

He might legitimately fall under "too toxic even for Elon Musk" alongside Alex Jones.

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
No loving way, jesus christ (that elon tweet, not quoting it)

Also:

jeffreyw
Jan 20, 2013
The amount of desperation is probably convincing Trump that he is absolutely right in his judgement to not touch Twitter because it’s so unbelievably lame.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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smoobles posted:

This is very cringe

[tweet]

Dude, put that poo poo behind NWS tags.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

:chloe:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

really weird coming from the guy with three wives and six kids

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Elon: This will get the advertisers back! (Posts barely censored loli/christian porn)

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Oh wow this is worse than the fake one earlier. Lol

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


thats the cringest poo poo i seen in my life, and im a furry

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Elon

Dude




no

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





The Saddest Rhino posted:

Are goons really telling us about their horny twitter accounts here. Like do you think this is a good idea

show us your horn-y twitter account

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
comedy horny is now legal on twitter

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Elon on his quest to turn horny cringe and everyone asexual

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

hahahahaha he's posting the gross Italian porn comics guy from 30+ years ago this dude needs to keep going, harder and faster. Please.

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
CEOs earn 5000 times the average worker’s salary because they work 5000 times harder.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

ymgve posted:

comedy horny is now legal on twitter

It's always been. I had to unfollow friends because twitter would go "hey people you know follow this person!" and give me a tweet from some rando posting a lewd and telling people to subscribe to their onlyfans. I respect the hustle, but I want my twitter feed to be just funny posts. If I wanted porn (or worse, para-social lewds) I could use, ya know, the entire internet for that.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

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I bet he Jerks off in his office 12 times a day

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Sanctum posted:

So some twitter software engineers created a system that basically runs itself without issues and got paid to chill all day. Big-brain elon comes along and fires them because they aren't working hardcore enough for Musky. Those 'lazy' software engineers are gone now and everything is fine until it isn't fine.

My experience running an operation with an understaffed skeleton crew for far too long is conditions will never improve so long as things continue to hobble on. Then poo poo hits the fan and changes happen only after it's too late. There is no pulling up. Clients/customers switch to competing services and they don't come back because being reliable matters a lot to people. If there is a contracted term that keeps the company in business then that contract will be voided because they hosed up badly enough. Your clients and your remaining employees are gonna walk out the door and never look back. You can't hire fresh people that understand your systems overnight.

There is no 'too big to fail' and your company can always gently caress badly enough.

the software engineer who only really has to work a day or two per week to maintain their finely tuned machine and can otherwise mostly gently caress around on side projects is the software engineer you absolutely under no circumstances fire for 'performance', because them making their job easier made your product good

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



mind the walrus posted:

hahahahaha he's posting the gross Italian porn comics guy from 30+ years ago this dude needs to keep going, harder and faster. Please.

Wait is that milo manara who drew the sexy lady in one of the twin towers with a 9/11 plane in the background

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

noted advertiser friendly individual andrew tate has also been unbanned

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol anyone that thought twitter wasn't dead....that elon post


just lmao

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Mx. posted:

thats the cringest poo poo i seen in my life, and im a furry

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Knormal posted:

I'm sorry, I don't know who this Tailor Swift is, I don't even own a Spotify :smug:

pretty good information security professional

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

This is all getting a bit strange. I think I want off

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Yikes

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


wow

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

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Yeah, Trumpo is never returning after that.

:sad:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
It’s amazing that musk can actually make trump look good in comparison. I mean Musk hasn’t instigated any insurrections or anything but probably would if he had the chance.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
but trump always grabs the pussy?

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
Did he just delete the Family Guy meme and put that one up instead??

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Twitter is becoming more and more hardcore by the second

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

How the gently caress is Elon so throughly pathetic that Trump has the moral upper hand in all this?! :psyduck:

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Withnail posted:

This is all getting a bit strange. I think I want off

I'm going to guess that his followers have already gotten off

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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smoobles posted:

Twitter is becoming more and more hardcore by the second

lmao

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

gone already :classiclol:

e: damnit that was another tweet link, got excited for a second

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jillian poo poo posted:

How the gently caress is Elon so throughly pathetic that Trump has the moral upper hand in all this?! :psyduck:

I think they are about the same

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Elerion posted:

Fairly sure the law says you need to be a natural born US citizen, which includes children born to US citizens in another country. Cruz’s mom was from Delaware apparently.

Well poo poo.

That's a loving loophole if I've ever heard of one.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Nessus posted:

I believe Lone Kums was born to a Canadian and a South-African in South-Africa, which is not any kind of an edge case. They could change the laws, but good luck cramming through a constitutional amendment to let that loving guy run, and this would also mean Arnold could run, and frankly, Arnold would probably have a stronger case.

If they didn't change it for Schwarzenegger, no way in hell they'd change it for Musk.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Jillian poo poo posted:

How the gently caress is Elon so throughly pathetic that Trump has the moral upper hand in all this?! :psyduck:
Let them fight.

deoju fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Nov 21, 2022

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UltraShame
Nov 6, 2006

Vocabulum.
Part of me wants to believe that Trump thinks back to how he debased himself when he got twitterbanned by running around furiously ban-evading by using other people's phones and accounts and tells himself "no Donald, never again"

but lol he is not capable of thought that complex

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