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midterm predictions
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blue wave 61 10.57%
red wave 65 11.27%
stalemate 92 15.94%
goku 359 62.22%
Total: 459 votes
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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/RyanAFournier/status/1594356641138446337

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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/MayraFlores2022/status/1594494375521914882
lol

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004



American really has to get a those sideburns and muttonchops out of it's system

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/pityforyourself/status/1594504489830006784

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"
Foids always want to be so "juicy," then why do they VOTE?!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NaughtyCloseCopperhead-mobile.mp4

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

loving awesome

weird guy
Jul 19, 2022

by Azathoth
https://mobile.twitter.com/EnMexicoMagico/status/1594190231129190400

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin

welp boys, time to glass qatar

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Converting to Islam for the comfortable clothing

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

qatar? i barely know her

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Oh oh I know the answer to this onw

"a good start"

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


SirPablo posted:

Converting to Islam for the comfortable clothing

seriously. But how do you keep the whites so white?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 358 days!

proud of these mad lads

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


this pun's for you, Pooks

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1594412898905862145

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


im guessing elon smells like axe body spray and cat piss

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/chaoticclubvids/status/1594450198549381128

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Thesaurus posted:

seriously. But how do you keep the whites so white?

here's a punny tweet for funny poster Thesaurus

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1594319586719145984

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

welp boys, time to glass qatar

more like Grandpa Palpuntine amirite

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1594543013820342274

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1594540538342309888

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

you can tell this is 70s porn because the guys dick has sideburns

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



yikes

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1594359981293285376

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


haven't seen a catfish that big since Manti T'eo :dadjoke:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

anyone feeling 🌝??

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

im feeling 🍆

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

im feeling :thinkdorm:

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



i'm feeling :beerpal:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



hello

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1593966311226343425

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Bilirubin posted:

i'm feeling :beerpal:

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1594123192339087362

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1594137824143429632

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
There's a total solar eclipse on April 8th 2024 and there is a non-zero chance Trump will stare at it again.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

You're on thin ice with all these puns. I'm going to crack.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pooky posted:

You're on thin ice with all these puns. I'm going to crack.

ur mom used to be neat but now she's on the rocks

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
I read all those puns in H Jon's voice and that's unfair because it makes them inherently funnier

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


As a dad I just have to say: lol

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

shower thought: I wonder if anyone has a big tattoo of Roger Stone on their back

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Spergin Morlock posted:

shower thought: I wonder if anyone has a big tattoo of Roger Stone on their back

Richard Nixon, posthumous

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