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Wheeee posted:are you gonna do this with the baking soda and vinegar, bill? that was a great line
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Nov 22, 2022 09:43
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They are coming https://twitter.com/Billyhottakes/status/1593307410684313603?s=20&t=bc-Qto6Wu5h0DFO2yLquhA
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Nov 22, 2022 12:42
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I had no idea they made a UFO printer a decade ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R10n23KlPrM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slKSea83VGw SpaceGoatFarts has issued a correction as of 15:19 on Nov 22, 2022 |
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Nov 22, 2022 15:16
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:They are coming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_mill
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Nov 22, 2022 19:22
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Apparently this is a known symptom of listeria in cattle, but they are supposed to die from it after a few days and it hasn't happened
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Nov 22, 2022 19:27
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Ratios and Tendency posted:I can't even get through the video I'm cringing so hard. Bill comes off really, really bad. Trying to dismiss the statements of the four other people by bringing up an unrelated point about FOIA redaction policies and saying that one of the witnesses was drunk. I'm glad he got laughed at and humiliated. You could tell that Bill wasn't happy.
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Nov 22, 2022 19:31
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today's apparently another internet rando's predicted apocalypse day so everyone watch out for solar flares and earthquakes
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Nov 22, 2022 19:39
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:today's apparently another internet rando's predicted apocalypse day so everyone watch out for solar flares and earthquakes everyday is aitee to someone  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AORosDGixrY
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Nov 22, 2022 19:46
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it's always aitee somewhere in the world
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Nov 22, 2022 19:52
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a significant portion of the global population would probably feel relief if a bird fleet suddenly appeared in the sky
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Nov 22, 2022 19:55
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bring on that vogon constructor fleet
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Nov 22, 2022 20:00
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Tekne posted:a significant portion of the global population would probably feel relief if a bird fleet suddenly appeared in the sky someone else has posted about this before in this thread, but seriously the early weeks of the pandemic were some of the clearest and 'happiest' i've felt in a very long time during the chat about ancient megalithic structures people correctly noted that the people back then were just as smart as people today, but by and large they were probably smarter. poverty, and not even just abject poverty but the incessant low-level stress from existing in an industrial capitalist society that most working people can never actually escape from, has measurable and significant impacts on IQ, which isn't even nearly a complete measure of intelligence, simply the most easily measured between that and the damaged attention capacities we all have due to the unlimited stimulation offered by the internet, we are by and large probably among the dumbest generations of modern human beings that have lived on this earth
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Nov 22, 2022 20:07
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ha ha yeah im stupid as poo poo
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Nov 22, 2022 20:38
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we are all pistons in an unlubricated never serviced engine that's redlined everyday to make number go up only the mighty saucer can turn off this nightmare machine
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Nov 22, 2022 20:47
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yeah I'm not gonna go all Rousseau on it but it does seem like we hosed up somewhere in the last couple thousand years
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Nov 22, 2022 20:48
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Listening to the Vallee podcast that got posted a few pages back. Not finished but he spends a decent amount of time talking about the Trinity case and seems to be very sure that the government did recover the craft that crashed in that event.
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Nov 22, 2022 21:04
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Caught a flock of birds just now [video type=""]/attachments/812697443161866271/1044718883912831058/20221122_155458.mp4[/video] https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812697443161866271/1044718883912831058/20221122_155458.mp4 E:goddamn mobile
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Nov 22, 2022 22:03
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nice swamp gas that's rad though
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Nov 22, 2022 22:04
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Wheeee posted:someone else has posted about this before in this thread, but seriously the early weeks of the pandemic were some of the clearest and 'happiest' i've felt in a very long time for the last million years or so the level of co2 in the atmosphere has oscillated between 180-300ppm. in the last 100 years humans have caused that to go above 400ppm. we've made ourselves dumber by polluting the air
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Nov 22, 2022 22:25
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so we feel bad all the time because we're literally suffocating
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Nov 22, 2022 22:26
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:so we feel bad all the time because we're literally suffocating well, also figuratively, but yes
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Nov 22, 2022 22:26
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$650 million https://twitter.com/blackvaultcom/status/1595167327217078273?s=20&t=XJHvTiSrnN7Adw81Mdw4AA
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Nov 22, 2022 22:42
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Our depressed and micro-plastics tainted brains as also failing to cope with unprecedented levels of information pollution.
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Nov 22, 2022 22:52
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Riot Bimbo posted:nice swamp gas Tl;dr they're literally birds, no matter how I tried to record them my cell phone is so lovely that I can't make it differentiate enough detail to make it obvious. It took me watching them for a long rear end time to realize they were not in fact a pack of ufos The first 3 or 4 vids didn't show poo poo at all despite me clearly seeing with my eyes that something was there. Then the whole group would simultaneously disappear and a new one would become visible elsewhere. After a while I was able to notice the lowest flying ones had discernable wings. I wanna note that with the naked eye they seemed to be legit ufo orbs that faded in and out of view, were completely silent, changed color from white/gold to amber/red, no contrails, etc. It was absolutely impossible to force my phone to record what they actually looked like irl. They looked like loving ufos. Especially because of the blue sky when they went red it seemed RED. If one didn't fly low enough that I could see it's wings I would have thought it literally was ufos, birds around here don't usually act like that, they don't seem to be migrating, and there were extremely obvious "these are totally birds"-birds flying nearby to compare, as well as planes. I think they must have been underlit by the sun somehow to give it that look, but I was dumbfounded for afew moments before realizing i got to tape them. I stopped for a second and was like "poo poo do I feel psi hyperwaves or whatever? ...no. OK what the gently caress is this then?" Local time is in the file name, today, 15:54, you can see the sun angle sorta. It's obviously fall so northern hemisphere, non-euphamistic birds are maybe being active. I posted this so people will see literal birds can unfortunately seem like uap. You got to try and analyze what you experience. So real ufos are going to be basically impossible for an everyday person to record with a normal phone camera, & it looks like poo poo even in the best case. I seriously wrestled with the settings for a while & this was the best I could come up with. Good Soldier Svejk posted:$650 million Millions to get poo poo on with no report again, it's all grift all the way down with these fuckers
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Nov 22, 2022 22:53
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There's still some good stuff in there, like a large focus on whisteblower protection which is really important Pontificating Ass has issued a correction as of 23:11 on Nov 22, 2022 |
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Nov 22, 2022 23:07
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Spergin Morlock posted:for the last million years or so the level of co2 in the atmosphere has oscillated between 180-300ppm. in the last 100 years humans have caused that to go above 400ppm. we've made ourselves dumber by polluting the air can’t forget our friend, leaded fuel
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Nov 22, 2022 23:07
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Wheeee posted:can’t forget our friend, leaded fuel haven't heard one in a while but people have complained about car exhaust "not smelling like it used to"
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Nov 23, 2022 00:13
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Had an experience. Was taking a nap after having to be up early this morning. Dreamt that my dad was missing and something was wrong with him. Then my mom woke me up with a phone call that he had just had a bad seizure and they were headed to the ER. He's stable now but drat that was strange.
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Nov 23, 2022 00:23
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bedpan posted:haven't heard one in a while but people have complained about car exhaust "not smelling like it used to" leaded gas is still used in piston engine aircraft, tell em to go hang out near an airport
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Nov 23, 2022 02:04
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D-Pad posted:Had an experience. Was taking a nap after having to be up early this morning. Dreamt that my dad was missing and something was wrong with him. Then my mom woke me up with a phone call that he had just had a bad seizure and they were headed to the ER. You have my condolences, hope your dad pulls through/is fine.
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Nov 23, 2022 02:30
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Anomalous sky poo poo! In my city I saw 3-4 helicopters and some lights that I strongly don't believe were helicopters over fairfax city/area just now. The smaller lights were over the city in the distance (I live in the burbs) flickering higher than helicopters comparably would go, and without the consistent pulse/shapes of the lights I am used to. I suspect maybe drones, though they would have to be incredibly high up and faster than helicopters. And also fairly large for me to be able to see them from where I am. They seemed more to shimmer than to pulse like aviation lights. Interestingly enough, among the helicopters swooping around the area, one was doing a circular pattern I captured  Another was an army helicopter that took a wide, meandering pattern, and the rest were unlisted on my flight tracker app. So watch for woo reports in Virginia/Fairfax region and let me know if you see any
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Nov 23, 2022 02:32
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WHERE IS THE ODNI REPORT
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Nov 23, 2022 03:03
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I will add my brain is conspiracy powder but I made my wife look as well and we can at least confirm there were like 8 lights in the sky when normally there are 0, and the shimmering ones over the city the helicopters were circling were in a triangular formation against the horizon... as all 3 point configurations must be, I suppose
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Nov 23, 2022 03:10
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Riot Bimbo posted:You have my condolences, hope your dad pulls through/is fine.
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Nov 23, 2022 03:53
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Riot Bimbo posted:You have my condolences, hope your dad pulls through/is fine.
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Nov 23, 2022 05:53
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Riot Bimbo posted:You have my condolences, hope your dad pulls through/is fine.
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Nov 23, 2022 06:00
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Riot Bimbo posted:You have my condolences, hope your dad pulls through/is fine. Yeah that poo poo sucks
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Nov 23, 2022 08:41
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D-Pad posted:Had an experience. Was taking a nap after having to be up early this morning. Dreamt that my dad was missing and something was wrong with him. Then my mom woke me up with a phone call that he had just had a bad seizure and they were headed to the ER. Thinkin' of you and your dad, buddy!
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Nov 23, 2022 11:07
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https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/z2f82h/string_of_3_flicker_lights/ This is strikingly similar to what I saw last night only mine were definitely more mobile and... on the opposite side of the country.
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Nov 23, 2022 14:29
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Riot Bimbo posted:You have my condolences, hope your dad pulls through/is fine.
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