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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Looks the same coming out as it does going in

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Actually, I do, but I apologize for bringing it up and offending people.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

It can't be a bad word, or Boris Johnson wouldn't use it!

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Welcome to cursed images, now, we go beyond images.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Letters are just picture interpretations of our phonetics, so what pigsfeet did was just arrange those pictures in a humble collage of racism

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

Didn’t someone do a deep dive on those cursed cooking videoes and it turned that someone realized that horrible cooking videos actually drove greater numbers of people to it and they stuck with it longer, so it generates even more money than a well made meal video?

Edit: I found it
https://www.eater.com/2021/5/11/22430383/why-are-gross-viral-food-videos-popular-rick-lax-facebook-watch

It’s a long read by the short of it is almost all these videos tie back to one guy (though I’m sure there’s a lot of copycats now) who’s some sort of magician turned quasi-grifter who has a production studio making videos that are just ideally formatted to exploit facebooks algorithm and drive a ton of engagement. It’s kind of hilarious because he, nor any of the white women doing the videos, will ever straight up admit that they’re creating these to be intentionally gross and upsetting, and so it’s just not clear someone hates food this much or the whole thing is just tongue in cheek.

Either way, good in them for making money in the dumbest way possible I guess.

Biohazard fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Nov 23, 2022

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


Android Apocalypse posted:

Honestly I thought Pigsfeet on Rye misspelled Picatinny as in Picatinny rail and since I didn't know that spelling is an actual slur makes me wonder what the gently caress is up with the US Military*.


*In regards to my own rhetorical statement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6BPqhza60M

This is not to defend the honor of the US Military, but I looked it up so:

The Picatinny rail is named after the Picatinny Arsenal which is named after Picatinny Lake (which it surrounds) which is a Lenape name that combines the words for "body of water" and "hill."

e. oh it's in that wiki article, nm

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

MrUnderbridge posted:

Yeah, that definitely needs some explanation.
I think the joke was that it resembled the style of illustration typically associated with the word, which, honestly it does. It wasn't a particularly funny joke, but I also don't think he was being racist?

Like, the long form of his post could have been "Good God, it looks like those creepy old pickaninny drawings", and I don't think it would have raised any eyebrows.

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

Biohazard posted:

Didn’t someone do a deep dive on those cursed cooking videoes and it turned that someone realized that horrible cooking videos actually drove greater numbers of people to it and they stuck with it longer, so it generates even more money than a well made meal video?

Edit: I found it
https://www.eater.com/2021/5/11/22430383/why-are-gross-viral-food-videos-popular-rick-lax-facebook-watch

It’s a long read by the short of it is almost all these videos tie back to one guy (though I’m sure there’s a lot of copycats now) who’s some sort of magician turned quasi-grifter who has a production studio making videos that are just ideally formatted to exploit facebooks algorithm and drive a ton of engagement. It’s kind of hilarious because he, nor any of the white women doing the videos, will ever straight up admit that they’re creating these to be intentionally gross and upsetting, and so it’s just not clear someone hates food this much or the whole thing is just tongue in cheek.

Either way, good in them for making money in the dumbest way possible I guess.

This is one of my favourite things about the modern age, like it's the most cyberpunk poo poo ever. Like, genuinely haunting manifestations of the singularity. I always imagined the singularity as being like Terminator, where it's like, 'Technology getting the better of us', but of course it isn't, of course it's more like 'Cyber-Lovecraft', because the whole point is that we don't understand it. It's us not understanding what technology is doing, and 'what it is doing to us'. This is a pretty funny version of it, there's some dude making videos of attractive white women cooking badly, and no one is entirely sure why. But along the same vector is "Weird Kids Youtube" which is actually horrifying. If you personified it, it would absolutely resemble a Lovecraft monster. I really like Roko's Basilisk too, and while it doesn't quite hold up, it's similarly cyberpunk in a kind of otherworldly way.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It actually predates modern hi-tech, someone on these boards made the point that large corporations are basically unknowable entities with godlike power and that has certainly been true for colonial companies as far as unfortunate native people could see.

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

!Klams posted:

This is one of my favourite things about the modern age, like it's the most cyberpunk poo poo ever. Like, genuinely haunting manifestations of the singularity. I always imagined the singularity as being like Terminator, where it's like, 'Technology getting the better of us', but of course it isn't, of course it's more like 'Cyber-Lovecraft', because the whole point is that we don't understand it. It's us not understanding what technology is doing, and 'what it is doing to us'. This is a pretty funny version of it, there's some dude making videos of attractive white women cooking badly, and no one is entirely sure why. But along the same vector is "Weird Kids Youtube" which is actually horrifying. If you personified it, it would absolutely resemble a Lovecraft monster. I really like Roko's Basilisk too, and while it doesn't quite hold up, it's similarly cyberpunk in a kind of otherworldly way.

Bahahaha this is actually a really hilarious and slightly depressing take on that subject.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

!Klams posted:

This is one of my favourite things about the modern age, like it's the most cyberpunk poo poo ever. Like, genuinely haunting manifestations of the singularity. I always imagined the singularity as being like Terminator, where it's like, 'Technology getting the better of us', but of course it isn't, of course it's more like 'Cyber-Lovecraft', because the whole point is that we don't understand it. It's us not understanding what technology is doing, and 'what it is doing to us'. This is a pretty funny version of it, there's some dude making videos of attractive white women cooking badly, and no one is entirely sure why. But along the same vector is "Weird Kids Youtube" which is actually horrifying. If you personified it, it would absolutely resemble a Lovecraft monster. I really like Roko's Basilisk too, and while it doesn't quite hold up, it's similarly cyberpunk in a kind of otherworldly way.

I like how those shitfuck cryptobros came up with a philosophy based on the basilisk and now goons can't shut the gently caress up about it and have to shoehorn it into every topic

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

!Klams posted:

This is one of my favourite things about the modern age, like it's the most cyberpunk poo poo ever. Like, genuinely haunting manifestations of the singularity. I always imagined the singularity as being like Terminator, where it's like, 'Technology getting the better of us', but of course it isn't, of course it's more like 'Cyber-Lovecraft', because the whole point is that we don't understand it. It's us not understanding what technology is doing, and 'what it is doing to us'. This is a pretty funny version of it, there's some dude making videos of attractive white women cooking badly, and no one is entirely sure why. But along the same vector is "Weird Kids Youtube" which is actually horrifying. If you personified it, it would absolutely resemble a Lovecraft monster. I really like Roko's Basilisk too, and while it doesn't quite hold up, it's similarly cyberpunk in a kind of otherworldly way.

Pangs of people sensoring innocuous curse words in images in their social media posts so they don't upset the mysterious algorithm. If the Computer Great, Old One doesn't like your image, it doesn't get shared. We live in weird times.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

hazardousmouse posted:

I like how those shitfuck cryptobros came up with a philosophy based on the basilisk and now goons can't shut the gently caress up about it and have to shoehorn it into every topic

It's basically just AM from "I have no Mouth and I Must Scream" anyway.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Slip a few in your lil' bastards stocking this season.

Victor Surge
Feb 2, 2006

If Thomson hadn't disabled the louts' aeroplanes with well tossed wrenches, I dare say those uncouth vandals would have made off with your victuals and garments.

!Klams posted:

This is one of my favourite things about the modern age, like it's the most cyberpunk poo poo ever. Like, genuinely haunting manifestations of the singularity. I always imagined the singularity as being like Terminator, where it's like, 'Technology getting the better of us', but of course it isn't, of course it's more like 'Cyber-Lovecraft', because the whole point is that we don't understand it. It's us not understanding what technology is doing, and 'what it is doing to us'. This is a pretty funny version of it, there's some dude making videos of attractive white women cooking badly, and no one is entirely sure why. But along the same vector is "Weird Kids Youtube" which is actually horrifying. If you personified it, it would absolutely resemble a Lovecraft monster. I really like Roko's Basilisk too, and while it doesn't quite hold up, it's similarly cyberpunk in a kind of otherworldly way.

So you’re saying that instead of Skynet launching all the nukes to exterminate humanity, Laughing Kids Play Zone will launch them sequentially at various objects in cities that represent different colors while an Elsa face counts numbers? :ohdear:

Victor Surge fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Nov 23, 2022

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Liquid Chicken posted:

Slip a few in your lil' bastards stocking this season.



I saw a picture of clam-flavoured ones the other day too. This sort of thing makes me really sad, it's another aspect of runaway capitalism that they're making and producing products - food products, no less - that nobody wants, except to prank your dumb kid on Christmas morning and then throw them right in the garbage.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
I've never seen this optical illusion before but it is simultaneously cursed and badass.

I read the description and thought to myself of course I can break this illusion what do I look like..... :aaaaa:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1595438120530477056?s=20&t=7hSMy2g836Vue__pXAu59g

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Not cursed in any way but cool

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

koshmar posted:

I've never seen this optical illusion before but it is simultaneously cursed and badass.

I read the description and thought to myself of course I can break this illusion what do I look like..... :aaaaa:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1595438120530477056?s=20&t=7hSMy2g836Vue__pXAu59g

how in the gently caress

this is wild

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



LostCosmonaut posted:

I saw somebody in the work cafeteria dipping pineapple+ham pizza in ranch yesterday

this is the hero the world the needs during this elon musk cataclysm.

Pineapple on pizza is great. Throw some prociutto on there. make the sauce less sweet. You are in business there amigo.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

ow ow my brain

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Did the needful:

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

PainterofCrap posted:

Did the needful:



probe me with big tittie :sickos: thanx

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


PainterofCrap posted:

Did the needful:



Did anyone really need that?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Here's a longer video on the Ames Window effect titled "The Illusion Only Some People Can See":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBap_Lp-0oc

Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy

What's the most cursed is that's just a walking taco in a cup for 8 loving dollars.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Framboise posted:

What's the most cursed is that's just a walking taco in a cup for 8 loving dollars.

You can reuse the cup afterwards, it's actually a real steal when you think about it

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

hazardousmouse posted:

I like how those shitfuck cryptobros came up with a philosophy based on the basilisk and now goons can't shut the gently caress up about it and have to shoehorn it into every topic

...what? HISS! BOO!!

I think Crypto almost comes close. Like, no one really understands blockchain, and yet! What I wanna build, is a crypto currency, where the 'work' for mining coins is connected to fitbits and accelerometers and geolocations in peoples phones and loudness of their headphones etc etc, just any and all internet-of-thigs devices that people can have about their person.

The "work" to begin with will be mundane stuff, like how far you've moved in a day, or how much audio you've listened to, etc etc. But it will have a built-in algorithm to tune such that it rewards fewer and fewer 'coins' for people doing 'the same thing'. Following any pattern. There will also be built-in an algorithm that rewards you with a special badge whenever you do a certain amount of 'something' that's on a path to earning coins, with a pleasing beep and an award that fills up a bar. The number of badges (dopamine hits) given out will be tuned by another algorithm to keep people using it to maximum capacity. The badges can be traded in for a coin, but the number needed will always be some number higher than whatever the top 20% of users have. There will also be a social media app, and you'll also score for people watching your videos, and score triple for people who mimic unique patterns that you've made that you display in the videos.

So you'll just have people trying 'random' poo poo, and trying to convince everyone else to then do that same 'random' poo poo, which by definition will necessarily be different all the time. The internet will be flooded with people doing things you've never seen before, and some of them will die, and no one will really understand why. A cyber-curse. Once I've written it I'll destroy my computer and go live in the hills.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

ultrafilter posted:

Did anyone really need that?

zoophiles

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

PainterofCrap posted:

Did the needful:



Now Ames her

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

PainterofCrap posted:

Did the needful:



thought you were going to combine sickos and the ames window

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

!Klams posted:

...what? HISS! BOO!!

hah joke's on you, my dopamine squirter is busted

but oh no, it's much worse than the basic crypto scheme. it's Effective Altruism where they've convinced themselves they're ushering in the next era of humanity and every person they scam is morally justified because it's in service of the future. I'm not convinced they actually believe in EA but that it's another excuse to stay ahead of accountability.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

koshmar posted:

I've never seen this optical illusion before but it is simultaneously cursed and badass.

I read the description and thought to myself of course I can break this illusion what do I look like..... :aaaaa:

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1595438120530477056?s=20&t=7hSMy2g836Vue__pXAu59g

The curiosity show is a blessed mainstay of my childhood and there's a ton of episodes on YouTube. Watch it with your kids. gently caress, watch it alone: doing so about 6 months ago is the only reason I know how a fridge works

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

thought you were going to combine sickos and the ames window

Don't know if I can do that without puking.

I am working on the Win 10 desktop window thing, though. Possibly have both of them standing there.

If it'll help, I can remove the bunny ears pretty easily.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Breetai posted:

The curiosity show is a blessed mainstay of my childhood and there's a ton of episodes on YouTube. Watch it with your kids. gently caress, watch it alone: doing so about 6 months ago is the only reason I know how a fridge works

What up Aussie afternoon TV bro. Fantastic stuff, watch Wombat and the Curiosity Show, then switch over to ABC for the Goodies and Doctor Who.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

100% he will turn out to have done gay porn

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Isn't that pretty standard for any male porn star these days? Like not even for notoriety, but just to make ends meet?

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root beer
Nov 13, 2005


“Is he gay?”

Uhh, excuse me, you mean they, right?!
I do not believe for a second that the shooter is non-binary

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