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stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Lol why was the goalie humping the attacker

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Vegetable posted:

How does Tomiyasu not start for japan lol

not fit, and from some coincidence it seems like Moriyasu has chosen all the players that have Bundesliga experience.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Why are the Germans being schtum

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
lol what a challenge from the keeper

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

PENALIZE THE GERMAN FOR FALLING OVER

UnderFreddy
Oct 9, 2012

GEGENPOSTING

great keeping

Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
Don't think he can complain at that.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Angryhead posted:

Estonian commentators just keep harping on on how subdued the crowd is lol
"It's like a mosquito inspector conference"

that's a hell of a burn lol

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
is that a knee on butt thing a karate move

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

What’s the keeper complaining about lol. Awful challenge

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Booooo

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
talk about a blitzkrieg!

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Horseshit

gently caress you Germany

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Very clumsy

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Lol way to give up a PK over a fully non-scoring scenario with the ball clearing

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
sucks for japan but that was some proper garbage-tier goalkeeping

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Lol at that pen. poo poo keeping all around.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

now Japan need to try and have more than 10% of possession, let's see how that works out for 'em

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




*adjusts monocle* on second look the German player dived and wasn't fouled initially then the keeper falls over him should be a free kick to Japan imo

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

harperdc posted:

now Japan need to try and have more than 10% of possession, let's see how that works out for 'em

they will need the ball to score some goals, just imo

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
2 great tackles in like 3 seconds there. bodies flying

Mandalay
Mar 16, 2007

WoW Forums Refugee

Vegetable posted:

“Germans have got to finish their attack” love the insights, fox commentator

this commentator has a shitton of esoteric knowledge about these players

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

*adjusts monocle* on second look the German player dived and wasn't fouled initially then the keeper falls over him should be a free kick to Japan imo

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Mandalay posted:

this commentator has a shitton of esoteric knowledge about these players

All the serious commentators have pages and pages of trivia they prepare before hte games

https://twitter.com/CommentaryChart/status/1352642994021814272

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,
i want japan to win, for today i am weeb.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Japan looks toothless going forward. Not a single good opportunity yet.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

thehandtruck posted:

i want japan to win, for today i am weeb.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Japan is really, really bad in the air. Canada exploited them with headers all day long and I am not surprised to see Germany do the same

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Japan just looks bad

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

stab posted:

Japan is really, really bad in the air. Canada exploited them with headers all day long and I am not surprised to see Germany do the same

There are like 3-5 bonafide manlets on their side.

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

Japan appears limp compared to Mannschaft

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


I would like it if these teams would score more goals in the second half, tia

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

fridge corn posted:

Japan just looks bad

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Or now that’s fine too

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
he's offside tho

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
King Kai!

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Offside I reckon

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

chaoslord posted:

I would like it if these teams would score more goals in the second half, tia

You got owned, still first half

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Way offside, dang

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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
You shouldn't need VAR for that offside.

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