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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Juicy tussy

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mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Parallelwoody posted:

Just needs some Peeps

Ah, a nihilist.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

organburner posted:

Lol, you don't put ketchup on your shower hotdog? I just want the decor to match you know, I have a classy house.
You're allowed say "penis" here.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Shower Hotdog is one of those morning zoo presenters from 20 years ago right?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Splicer posted:

You're allowed say "penis" here.

Wait, which word is it replacing?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Lobok posted:

Wait, which word is it replacing?

all of them

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

By popular demand posted:

Shower Hotdog is one of those morning zoo presenters from 20 years ago right?

I thought it was a Seraph rereg.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




How about white hand soap with red food coloring mixed in

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Trust me, ketchup is funnier and easier to clean up.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Kwyndig posted:

Trust me, ketchup is funnier and easier to clean up.

I trust you.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Someone needs to make a red, tomato aroma liquid soap and market it in that dispenser.
It will go viral on tiktok and will inspire two following formulations for 'mustard' and 'mayo' both of which will be utter failures.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


Happy Thanksgiving!

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed
Rule 1 of thanksgiving; don't gently caress the turkey.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Now I can hear Brian Blessed screaming that. Which he should, it's a good rule.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/cgbV9nb.mp4

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Rasmus posted:

Rule 1 of thanksgiving; don't gently caress the turkey.

Buddy,

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/7Cx2MTO.mp4

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Every single loving day

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Penis?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

After all the turkey loving I was sure this would be a Grapefruit Trick video

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Just post a name :mad:

:nws::nms::gonk: Dolcett :gonk::nms::nws:

Do not say I did not warn you. Horrific things that can't be unseen or forgotten.

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Waste of Breath posted:

Lmao they think you stuff the turkussy?

you're supposed to, that's why it's called stuffing

it's just no longer recommended because it's easier to spread foodborne illness that way

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

John Lee posted:

you're supposed to, that's why it's called stuffing

it's just no longer recommended because it's easier to spread foodborne illness that way

https://twitter.com/Pres_Bartlet/status/1595512901464383498

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

John Lee posted:

you're supposed to, that's why it's called stuffing

it's just no longer recommended because it's easier to spread foodborne illness that way

yeah I know people shove it in the body cavity

that PETA picture looks like it's stuffed in a different hole

please no one lecture me about cloacas

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Waste of Breath posted:

please no one lecture me about cloacas

That’s what dem birds got, innit

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Waste of Breath posted:

yeah I know people shove it in the body cavity

that PETA picture looks like it's stuffed in a different hole

please no one lecture me about cloacas

There's a different hole?

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Paladinus posted:

There's a different hole?

that's why I spatchcock my turkey

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

John Lee posted:

you're supposed to, that's why it's called stuffing

it's just no longer recommended because it's easier to spread foodborne illness that way

Since I learned this, a good drink is to wrap the stuffing in cheesecloth, microwave it for about 3 minutes, then stuff it in.

Kenji has a really good article about it here https://www.seriouseats.com/herb-rubbed-roast-turkey-with-stuffing

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:
That sounds like a terrible drink

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Tad Naff posted:

That sounds like a terrible drink

Don't drink shame

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

500 good dogs posted:

that's why I spatchcock my turkey

always be spatchcocking

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Cock is for closers

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Rasmus posted:

Rule 1 of thanksgiving; don't gently caress the turkey.

no one will know

https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1595652445786755072

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
How drunk are you that you stuff your dressing in a turkey and call it stuffing.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6fgAji0RAU

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Yes?

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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Oh, umm…well this is just embarrassing.

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