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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


homelander

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King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple
The best worst part of that show was a big section of the fandom being chuds who unironically thought homelander was the protagonist of the show.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

mind the walrus posted:

just to make ends meet?

It's called frotting.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


PainterofCrap posted:

Did the needful:



There's more than one


Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

“Is he gay?”

Uhh, excuse me, you mean they, right?!
I do not believe for a second that the shooter is non-binary

Neither do I. General consensus is that it's his lawyer's attempt to curb a federal hate crime charge. The alt-right are going with it, of course, because they're disgusting cunts. But the terrorist piece of poo poo got stomped by a trans woman in heels and a veteran soldier...



Anyway, alternative content:



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 08:44 on Nov 24, 2022

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Fly agaric mushrooms show up a lot in kid's books. It's really funny to me that they're a reality lovely way to get high. I actually found some growing outside my local library. :ssh:

House Rabbit
Dec 17, 2008

Don't go into Mr. McGregor's garden: your Father had an accident there; he was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.

mind the walrus posted:

Isn't that pretty standard for any male porn star these days? Like not even for notoriety, but just to make ends meet?

"Gay for pay"

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

One of the most infamous cases of a switch actor was a guy who now exclusively does BBW and trans porn. He was one of the guys most savaged by the porn wiki leaks drama.

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Fly agaric mushrooms show up a lot in kid's books. It's really funny to me that they're a reality lovely way to get high. I actually found some growing outside my local library. :ssh:

I read somewhere that Fly Agaric is poisonous if eaten, so if you want to get high you need to mush it up and apply it to a mucus membrane, like your tongue or your armpit. Women have mucus membranes in their vaginas, and the article claimed that some used to try and get high/have religious experiences by stuffing a mixture of the stuff up there. The article then went on to say that thee women would need some kind of stick shaped applicator to do this, and that this is where the idea that witches ride broomsticks comes from.

Edit: Found one!

https://scienceblogs.com/terrasig/2007/10/31/on-the-origin-of-witches-and-b

This one mentions other plants tho

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Gerblyn posted:

I read somewhere that Fly Agaric is poisonous if eaten, so if you want to get high you need to mush it up and apply it to a mucus membrane, like your tongue or your armpit. Women have mucus membranes in their vaginas, and the article claimed that some used to try and get high/have religious experiences by stuffing a mixture of the stuff up there. The article then went on to say that thee women would need some kind of stick shaped applicator to do this, and that this is where the idea that witches ride broomsticks comes from.

Edit: Found one!

https://scienceblogs.com/terrasig/2007/10/31/on-the-origin-of-witches-and-b

This one mentions other plants tho

I hear it's not really a good psychedelic because at moderate doses it makes you physically ill and ruins the trip. Supposedly a common way around that was to give it to some "volunteer" as a first step and then drink their urine after they stopped feeling ill. The poisonous compounds got metabolized by that point, but the psychoactive parts stay mostly intact in the urine so you get a nice smooth trip.

I want to clarify that I never tried this and only heard about it and I would not drink someone's piss. Again, I didn't drink any piss and anything to the contrary you hear are just malicious rumors.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

So how did the pee taste?

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
I watched a couple people trip on Fly Agaric ~20 years ago and they were catatonic for a couple hours. when they started to come down they described it as like spiritually dying, being laid to rest, spending eternity gone and forgotten, it sounded really metal

this was a pretty nightmarish party because the theme was "lets try out mail-order psychadelics which haven't been scheduled yet" so there were about 3 people on another thing that had them crawling to the bathroom to throw up

meanwhile, some other people decided to put on a documentary about the Vietnam war while they were coming up on the usual suspects

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

BasicLich posted:

meanwhile, some other people decided to put on a documentary about the Vietnam war while they were coming up on the usual suspects

lmao wtf

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

BasicLich posted:

meanwhile, some other people decided to put on a documentary about the Vietnam war while they were coming up on the usual suspects

shouldve been watching Jacob's Ladder instead

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

King Carnivore posted:

The best worst part of that show was a big section of the fandom being chuds who unironically thought homelander was the protagonist of the show.

I remember watching season 2 and going “Stormfront? That’s a little on the nose, isn’t it ?” and now howdy, they were just getting started lol.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

GABA ghoul posted:

I hear it's not really a good psychedelic because at moderate doses it makes you physically ill and ruins the trip. Supposedly a common way around that was to give it to some "volunteer" as a first step and then drink their urine after they stopped feeling ill. The poisonous compounds got metabolized by that point, but the psychoactive parts stay mostly intact in the urine so you get a nice smooth trip.

I want to clarify that I never tried this and only heard about it and I would not drink someone's piss. Again, I didn't drink any piss and anything to the contrary you hear are just malicious rumors.

Well why would anyone write about it on the back of this toilet door if it weren't true?

_____!
May 2, 2004


OMFG FURRY posted:

shouldve been watching Jacob's Ladder instead

I played Silent Hill on psilocybin mushrooms once. Beat a boss I was stuck on while laughing my rear end off at all the pop in. That isn't for most people though.

Tried amanitas once and didn't want to drink my pee so I just ate them. Blurred visions and cold sweats but the room felt WAY bigger than normal and I felt large. I'd rate it 2 out of 5 Alice's or 1 out of 5 Mario's depending on which scale you are using.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Did we ever do a 'post here while tripping balls' thread, because that might prove scientifically useful somehow.

Come to think about it a 'trip here while posting balls' thread is also a good idea.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

By popular demand posted:

Did we ever do a 'post here while tripping balls' thread, because that might prove scientifically useful somehow.

Come to think about it a 'trip here while posting balls' thread is also a good idea.

Man, do I have a subforum for you.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

GABA ghoul posted:

I hear it's not really a good psychedelic because at moderate doses it makes you physically ill and ruins the trip. Supposedly a common way around that was to give it to some "volunteer" as a first step and then drink their urine after they stopped feeling ill. The poisonous compounds got metabolized by that point, but the psychoactive parts stay mostly intact in the urine so you get a nice smooth trip.

I want to clarify that I never tried this and only heard about it and I would not drink someone's piss. Again, I didn't drink any piss and anything to the contrary you hear are just malicious rumors.

A piss wizard, eh?

Alternately you can get a reindeer to eat the shrooms. Maybe I will do a thread about the secret origin of Santa Claus THEY don't want you to know

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"My apologies guys, there wasn't a great fat man dressed in red, I just smashed my head into a branch." "Am I still bleeding?"

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

_____! posted:

Tried amanitas once and didn't want to drink my pee so I just ate them.

I have questions.

But I don't want to hear the answers.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Cursed images thread: I have questions, no answers please.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

SniperWoreConverse posted:

A piss wizard, eh?

Alternately you can get a reindeer to eat the shrooms. Maybe I will do a thread about the secret origin of Santa Claus THEY don't want you to know

Hmm, that would explain the old fat beardy guy who keeps showing up in my house and pressuring me to let him drink my piss

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/ZVtKnRk.mp4

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

So how did the pee taste?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMIeyjggbM

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Why are their heads always shaped so loving weird?? Like his skull is just flat in the back. :psyduck:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Is this cursed?

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/cqZ6qIz.png:nws:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

not at all

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Just in time for the holidays.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Zipperelli. posted:

Why are their heads always shaped so loving weird?? Like his skull is just flat in the back. :psyduck:

When you get to that level of fat it throws your proportions out of whack. The back of his head isn’t flat. His neck has just gotten so fat it extends out far enough to make it look like it is.

Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost

Zipperelli. posted:

Why are their heads always shaped so loving weird?? Like his skull is just flat in the back. :psyduck:

Babies can develop flat heads when they lay in one spot for extended periods of time, such as when your parents are high on meth and masterbating for 10 hours at a time.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Salami Surgeon posted:

Babies can develop flat heads when they lay in one spot for extended periods of time, such as when your parents are high on meth and masterbating for 10 hours at a time.

Yes, that's one possible explanation. Another one is that phrenology was actually correct and we made a huge mistake by dismissing it and should apologize

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Why did you put a joykilled animal on goatse??????

What did goatse ever do to you???????????

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

GABA ghoul posted:

Yes, that's one possible explanation. Another one is that phrenology was actually correct and we made a huge mistake by dismissing it and should apologize

Everyone who fails the phrenology test gets the claymore.

E: mine, obv

E2: or not. your choice, obv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Karate Bastard posted:

Why did you put a joykilled animal on goatse??????

What did goatse ever do to you???????????

With its death, that turkey both fed hungry people and made me laugh multiple times. That's more than 99.9% of turkeys accomplish, it's a goddamn hero and should be acknowledged as such.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Captain Hygiene posted:

With its death, that turkey both fed hungry people and made me laugh multiple times. That's more than 99.9% of turkeys accomplish, it's a goddamn hero and should be acknowledged as such.

:haibrower:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Imma punt a turkey into Trump's gaping rear end in a top hat, for the ethical advancement of mankind.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
I know this isn't part of the gross food group, but I can't tell if this is an intricate bit or his family really cooks like this

https://twitter.com/Tavietavie/status/1595936352364699648?s=20&t=9GrRZY-VyqXd22SCegQUAg

Link to his tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshtgodfrey?lang=en

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

There is no way to say this without sounding rude as hell, but that is absolutely just how some white people cook.

I'm not one to talk. I just make trash that's slathered in garlic and olive oil.

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