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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Everywork of fiction has the authors fetish in it. If it appears not to then you didn't notice it or it's so obscure that it's not clear to the general observer.
*Eyes widen as I look up from this post to see James and the Giant Peach on my shelf*
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May 25, 2024 19:59
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- Finger Prince
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Some guys eat pussy like it's their job, this mf eats pussy like he's climbing the corporate ladder of eating pussy. MF got a corner office and a company car and comes in on the weekend to eat pussy. Instead of pictures of his family on his desk, he got pictures of the pussy he ate and a little sign that says "do it for them".
*substitute "sucks cock" as necessary.
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Nov 18, 2022 19:10
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Are we still talknig about James and the Giant Peach or did we switch topics?
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Nov 18, 2022 19:24
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- Harold Fjord
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Are we still talknig about James and the Giant Peach or did we switch topics?
Every post reveals the fetish of the poster
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Nov 18, 2022 20:04
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Lord of the Rings, but instead of pausing to recite songs and poems, characters pause at inappropriate moments to give long screeds about why they're an Atheist.
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Nov 18, 2022 20:38
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- Karate Bastard
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Oh, oh! My turn, my turn!
I like boobs.
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Nov 18, 2022 21:31
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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That's a strange reason to be an atheist.
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Nov 18, 2022 22:14
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- Karate Bastard
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Having a hardon for an absence, not rather unlike having a faiblesse for holes.
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Nov 18, 2022 22:35
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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i have unlocked a dad achievement
i am at disneyland and made a joke that got a genuine laugh from the jungle cruise skipper. i told him that he had misidentified the "Indo-Chinese tiger" because we were on a boat and were definitely out-doh's. 
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Nov 18, 2022 23:07
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Having a hardon for an absence, not rather unlike having a faiblesse for holes.
read this as "a hardon for abstinence."
like "nothing gets me hard like never ever doing it"
which makes some sense now that ive typed that out
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Nov 18, 2022 23:09
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Having a hard on for absinthe.
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Nov 19, 2022 13:07
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- Karate Bastard
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Having a hard one after absinthe.
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Nov 19, 2022 14:57
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A bunch of hip teenagers are hanging out and one of them suggests they read the bible "as a joke bro".
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Nov 19, 2022 16:51
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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A bunch of hip teenagers are hanging out and one of them suggests they read the bible "as a joke bro".
what if we got on our knees and, like, prayed to Christ haha, just as a laugh... no hallow haha
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Nov 20, 2022 00:57
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- The Voice of Labor
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if you see the buddha, buy some weed from the buddha
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Nov 20, 2022 01:03
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A YouTube channel where evil nun horror movies are reviewed by actual evil nuns.
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Nov 20, 2022 13:55
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- Karate Bastard
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In a stroke of genius, Richard Hardy invents the masturbatory intelligence services.
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Nov 20, 2022 19:20
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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This guy at the head shop looking for something to smoke tobacco with.
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Nov 21, 2022 11:41
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- google THIS
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e: nm
google THIS fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Nov 21, 2022
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Nov 21, 2022 16:20
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I had to stop bug-testing highway engineering software because I felt guilty every time I caused a crash.
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Nov 23, 2022 23:07
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Office but David Brent has a time machine.
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Nov 24, 2022 14:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A person with a degree in marketing motivating themselves out of a slump using sales techniques.
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Nov 24, 2022 15:41
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- Larry Cum Free
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move it or lose it dillweed
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what did the man say when he arrived at the combination softball tournament/amateur porn shoot?
“I’m here to run the bases and cum on faces”
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Nov 24, 2022 17:31
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I'm hear to cum and hit balls. And I'm all out of balls.
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To ball perchance to dream, and in that sleep what dreams may cum?
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Nov 24, 2022 17:48
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- Larry Cum Free
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move it or lose it dillweed
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No, he said “I’m here to run the bases and cum on faces”.
he went 5 for 12 in the tournament with a home run
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Nov 24, 2022 17:53
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- Finger Prince
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.417/.417/.750, assuming no walks or other extra base hits, that's pretty good. 1.167 OPS is nothing to sneeze at
On-Face Plus Sucking?
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Nov 24, 2022 18:24
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The Office but with Hobbits.
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Nov 24, 2022 21:08
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- The Voice of Labor
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one of those if you can eat it it's free and you get a tshirt challenges and it's just 2 pounds of salt
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Nov 25, 2022 05:48
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- Karate Bastard
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PET scan:
BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEP EEP EEP. PET LOCATED. COMMENCE PETTING. GOOD BOY
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Nov 25, 2022 19:32
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- Karate Bastard
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CAT scan:
BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEEP EEP EEP. CAT LOCATED. COMMENCE PETTING. COMM- WHA- GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHI- OUCH. ABORTING. ABORT. ABORT. ABORT. ABORTING. HELP
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Nov 25, 2022 19:34
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- Karate Bastard
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(i imagine it found a lion, or a cougar)
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Nov 25, 2022 19:35
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- Karate Bastard
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This scans
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Nov 25, 2022 20:21
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Nov 18, 2022 18:28
I never thought about it but getting a laugh out of the jungle cruise skipper is pretty great. I mean they tell the same old jokes over and over every day, back to back. Some of the skippers are better then others, but thinking of a new "dad joke" they haven't heard or thought of before, when that's pretty much all they do, seems like something I never knew I needed in my life until now lol.
