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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Haifisch posted:

The article is actually mostly reasonable, and the baby food bit seems like it was a joke:

And the bacon was used for BLTs:

That makes sense. I'd be sad to miss turkey and stuffing for the holiday, but at the same time I'm always down for a BLT.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



And for dessert:

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1595898935868006400

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I mean I would try it, but I don't know what the consistency would be like.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1595913480799936514

Apparently OP's dad likes his PB extra extra extra chunky.

RoeCocoa
Oct 23, 2010

Haifisch posted:

those lovable scamps at the New York Times posted:

Turkey is by far the most expensive thing on the table. Turkey prices have risen about 50% in the last two years, largely because of production slowdowns and an outbreak of avian flu. On average, a 16-pound bird will run you $28.96 and stuffing (prices are up about 70%) will run you $3.88.
[...]
Stacey's local grocery store was selling family packs of bacon for just $4 apiece.

That's ~$1.81/lb. for the more expensive turkey. A "family pack" of bacon is 24 or 40 ounces uncooked, or 6-8 ounces precooked, meaning you're paying somewhere between $1.60 and $10 (but most likely $2.40) per pound of bacon. I don't know; I think I would get a smaller turkey or a large chicken before I would even think about substituting bacon.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil posted:

I mean I would try it, but I don't know what the consistency would be like.

It's definitely not gonna be the worst thing in this thread, but I don't think there's any way I'm enjoying that more than just a scoop of peanut butter on its own, followed by a bowl of fruit cocktail (especially with fresh sliced bananas)

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

RoeCocoa posted:

That's ~$1.81/lb. for the more expensive turkey. A "family pack" of bacon is 24 or 40 ounces uncooked, or 6-8 ounces precooked, meaning you're paying somewhere between $1.60 and $10 (but most likely $2.40) per pound of bacon. I don't know; I think I would get a smaller turkey or a large chicken before I would even think about substituting bacon.
Bacon also doesn't include the bones and giblets and water weight of turkey, plus you've got bacon fat left over. And way less work with way more room for error (unlike like the turkey I was going to help with today that needed at least another day in the fridge to defrost)

Like Clockwork
Feb 17, 2012

It's only the Final Battle once all the players are ready.

If you aren't using the entire carcass of the bird, why bother buying a turkey? A smaller whole bird is a better comparison point, since that can be used for similar things after the easy meat has been eaten and still feeds people for longer than a rasher of bacon.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


I did this a lot for a snack when I was on submarines. Cooks would leave out pans of fruit cocktail and I'd get a bowl of that, then put a glob of PB on the side and put both elements on a spoon, I wouldn't mix them because it would look like that.

Peanut butter and fruit is a classic combo, it's basically the same as a PB&J.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Like Clockwork posted:

If you aren't using the entire carcass of the bird, why bother buying a turkey? A smaller whole bird is a better comparison point, since that can be used for similar things after the easy meat has been eaten and still feeds people for longer than a rasher of bacon.
I agree, but the reason why is "tradition"

We're gonna smoke the still-frozen turkey in a day or two and I intend to make stock from the leftovers.

But a valid argument for bacon here is "it's a whole lot less work to get food out of it for the price".

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Elviscat posted:

I did this a lot for a snack when I was on submarines. Cooks would leave out pans of fruit cocktail and I'd get a bowl of that, then put a glob of PB on the side and put both elements on a spoon, I wouldn't mix them because it would look like that.

Peanut butter and fruit is a classic combo, it's basically the same as a PB&J.

I don’t think “this is similar to the adhoc snacks on a submarine” registers as praise, so I can’t even call this faint praise.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/1595972456342507520?s=20&t=yhTlPC0avFVmPWw83iItHw

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1595954910335733761

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Did someone just assassinate the pizza?
Our gallant young pizza was cut down in its prime!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


The gently caress is this, pesto-burst pizza?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
That's what happens when you actually cut the mustard.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

amazing :discourse:

City of Glompton
Apr 21, 2014

https://twitter.com/hello__caitlin/status/1595940895521935360

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

^
My brain could not comprehend that image for a while. It looked like glitched reality, or an ai artefact. Then it clicked and I saw that it was a pie crust with jello.

Of course Emmy made it and ate it
https://youtu.be/ft0LFBdpoYs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



axolotl farmer posted:

^
My brain could not comprehend that image for a while. It looked like glitched reality, or an ai artefact. Then it clicked and I saw that it was a pie crust with jello.

Of course Emmy made it and ate it
https://youtu.be/ft0LFBdpoYs

I've seen it a couple times now and this finally made it click, it just looked like a thin slab with a weird smear on the plate behind it before :aaaaa:

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


Ey Phillippe! This ees no so bad eh?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Mom can I have more glitch pie?

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.

Data Graham posted:

Mom can I have more glitch pie?

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1596451953839509504

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Where is the Scarlet Pimpernel sauce?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

https://twitter.com/LeftAtLondon/status/1596456730652966914?s=20&t=jIyBdGYJ9G8V4ijUldIg6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CyKi1MLq6s

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

I see NVIDIA is getting into the pie game.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/FootyScran/status/1596550519484743681

:ohno:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Björk with feast circa 1985

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

FreudianSlippers posted:


Björk with feast circa 1985

happy björksgiving

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Who the gently caress is out there eating penguin eggs

The General
Mar 4, 2007


hallo spacedog posted:

Who the gently caress is out there eating penguin eggs

I just did some checking to see if that pic was legit or not, and my vague research says it is. It also said that Canada didn't sign the don't eat penguins treaty...

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I was ready to call them out for overcooking those yolks to hell, but I guess I don't actually know anything about penguin eggs as food. Maybe they're all that terrible.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


At least melt the drat cheese :cmon:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



There's one or two places here that try to get away with slapping on a couple American slices to make "cheese fries" but yeah, at least they have the very slightest shred of decency to melt it.

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Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


hallo spacedog posted:

Who the gently caress is out there eating penguin eggs

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