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Lobok posted:On the lighter side of things (well, not for Australia I suppose) I mean there is a good reason for doing it.
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chitoryu12 posted:url]https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1595528389011595276[/url] https://twitter.com/dillerdime39/status/1595538466867380224
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So meth doesn't make you a republican and Ambien doesn't make you racist. I hope someone somewhere is keeping a list of all the drugs that are safe.
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quote:Five of the pediatricians recovered their Lego heads in a matter of days. One pediatrician never recovered his Lego head. That one laughing his arse off at the other six falling for his "comb through your turds for days until you find a tiny plastic head" prank.
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I love when people use the word "gift" to describe something they are being forced to give.
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Lady Disdain posted:I love when people use the word "gift" to describe something they are being forced to give. Gifts are an act of agression.
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evobatman posted:Gifts are an act of agression. It is in German.
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Just had a ptsd flashback to my brother pinning me down and farting on me when I was 6 
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And his rectum is singing the fart?!
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No, a lego head fell out.
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evobatman posted:Gifts are an act of agression. Calm down, Marcel Mauss.
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evobatman posted:Gifts are an act of agression. 
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I speak for all of us when I demand more context.
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By popular demand posted:I speak for all of us when I demand more context. He's French
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Full story is he was fired for not coming out for drinks after work and was therefore considered "not fun" / "boring" and he successfully sued to be get his job back via the right to be boring.
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Is he running for office? We could use more boring people in politics.
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Tesseraction posted:Full story is he was fired for not coming out for drinks after work and was therefore considered "not fun" / "boring" and he successfully sued to be get his job back via the right to be boring. Also, the firm was encouraging extremely unprofessional behavior like sexual jokes and pranks, offensive nicknames for coworkers, and putting up photoshopped pictures and memes of employees in offices. He didn't want to get involved in constant after-work benders and sharing beds with colleagues to spank them so they got pissed.
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chitoryu12 posted:Also, the firm was encouraging extremely unprofessional behavior like sexual jokes and pranks, offensive nicknames for coworkers, and putting up photoshopped pictures and memes of employees in offices. He didn't want to get involved in constant after-work benders and sharing beds with colleagues to spank them so they got pissed. Where do I apply
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chitoryu12 posted:He didn't want to get involved in constant after-work benders and sharing beds with colleagues to spank them so they got pissed. Is he sure he's French?
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chitoryu12 posted:Also, the firm was encouraging extremely unprofessional behavior like sexual jokes and pranks, offensive nicknames for coworkers, and putting up photoshopped pictures and memes of employees in offices. He didn't want to get involved in constant after-work benders and sharing beds with colleagues to spank them so they got pissed. Personally imagining he works at a strip club.
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Potato Salad posted:.... that's not murder? It almost certainly would be murder one in Virginia.
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OK so after a little googling it was a hospice not a nursing home and he was already dying of severe frostbite and both his feet were necrotic. So still a horrible breach of medical ethics but not quite as Misery-esque as it sounded. e: frostbite from before he got there, to be clear. Splicer has a new favorite as of 03:16 on Nov 27, 2022 |
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Look, none of us like to think about where the taxidermied feet on our bookshelves come from, but sometimes you have have to face reality. It's the circle of life.
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Splicer posted:OK so after a little googling it was a hospice not a nursing home and he was already dying of severe frostbite and both his feet were necrotic. So still a horrible breach of medical ethics but not quite as Misery-esque as it sounded. I mean not to drag this out further, but why not wait till he was you know, dead? Why cut off a living man's foot?
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The frostbite does change things slightly; not so much ethically, of course, but practically. Far less to worry about in terms of blood loss and nerve damage when you're cutting off a necrotic foot than with a healthy one. Still absolutely loving potty, though.Zil posted:I mean not to drag this out further, but why not wait till he was you know, dead? Why cut off a living man's foot? I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that her motives for amputating his food weren't purely to do with getting his foot; I assume she also thought she might've been helping him. (Or perhaps I'm just being naïve.)
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Zil posted:I mean not to drag this out further, but why not wait till he was you know, dead? Why cut off a living man's foot? If the feet are getting necrotic then they might rot too much before he dies, I guess? I get the feeling that this lady is either not firing on all cylinders or this is the tail end of a long process of risk habitation as her crimes got gradually bolder.
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True statement: necrotic tissue is often removed by a doctor Also true: in a time of major crisis any health provider might need to act as a doctor Therefore in a very deranged mind: why even wait?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I get the feeling that this lady is either not firing on all cylinders or this is the tail end of a long process of risk habitation as her crimes got gradually bolder. It's one of these, I don't see any reasonable route to escalating to an untrained amputation as a hospice nurse just wanting to help someone. It's just way too horrific and involved for an average person to go to without having some sort of major issue.
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So the news is that UK media finally hired a single sane man? It's a start.
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The FT hasn't painted a flattering image of Brexit, but this opinion piece is just hilarious.quote:Barack Obama famously said “don’t do stupid stuff”. (Actually, he said something even stronger.) This is always good advice. It is particularly good advice for today’s UK. It would be wonderful if it could start doing sensible stuff. But one must keep one’s hopes in check. It should, however, surely be possible to stop doing really stupid stuff. "Please stop being stupid, I beg you" on the front page of the FT? 
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At this point the advice should be "stop trying to raise the corpse of Margret Thatcher with a mass sacrifice of poor people, that is not how it works and the devil is upset you're trying to snatch his bride."
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