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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Eason the Fifth posted:

Hot take: An American Holodomor would really fix the obesity problem

yea but how would you convince americans to burn their own grain supply?

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Ghost Leviathan posted:

You people haven't tried to argue with a narcissist, they will say and double down on the absolute dumbest poo poo and forget basic aspects of how the world works selectively as long as it proves their point. Logic never enters into it and bounces off their skulls until they run out of arguments and selectively forget it ever happened.

Reported for ableism, neurocentric thinking, and racism against Italians

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Mantis42 posted:

yea but how would you convince americans to burn their own grain supply?

assure them that "the upper class" would benefit greatly, and since we're all in the upper class we would all enthusiastically support it

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Convince them that grain is a type of soy.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Eason the Fifth posted:

Hot take: An American Holodomor would really fix the obesity problem

Qualifying it as an American Holodomor implies it happened before

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

An American holodomor would be an open and shut case on the question of ineptitude or malice

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

vyelkin posted:

Question #1: doing a nice thing for your neighbours is
a) ableist
b) classist
c) racist
d) misogynist/misandrist
e) all of the above

f) incest

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I like that making food for your neighbors is ableist because they might have allergies or texture issues and not be able to eat it, but also toning down the spice for strangers if you don't know how much they can tolerate is racist or something.

They couldn't even stick to one narrative about food sensitivity because they also couldn't resist virtue signaling about how much spice they can eat

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

going to cuss out the 70-something-year-old Cuban lady next door next time she dares to bring me a bowl of arroz y mariscos

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I mean if I had such a baby palate that I couldn't eat chili I would also recognize it as a me problem rather than get mad at people for offering me free chili because that's psychopath behavior

Remember that other hot take about how wanting them to participate in a Kellogg's boycott is ableist because they cannot consume any food that is not Frosted Mini-Wheats (an extremely common and unchangeable issue)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

People will just post-hoc justify anything is2g

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

loquacius posted:

I mean if I had such a baby palate that I couldn't eat chili I would also recognize it as a me problem rather than get mad at people for offering me free chili because that's psychopath behavior

Remember that other hot take about how wanting them to participate in a Kellogg's boycott is ableist because they cannot consume any food that is not Frosted Mini-Wheats (an extremely common and unchangeable issue)

Don't forget that Starbucks workers going on strike is ableist

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Lib and let die posted:

Starbucks workers going on strike is ableist

... because not wearing masks puts the disabled in danger...

... even after you show the person a picture of the strikers wearing masks

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
it's almost like all this is just terminally online people getting instinctively defensive and angry about other people actually doing something good in the real world, and reaching for whatever rhetorical cudgel lets them most dramatically shame the offending party

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/midwestenjoyer1/status/1596714309442076673?t=jjZsukWEos9pri9obukeMA&s=19

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

loquacius posted:


Remember that other hot take about how wanting them to participate in a Kellogg's boycott is ableist because they cannot consume any food that is not Frosted Mini-Wheats (an extremely common and unchangeable issue)
Kellogg's brand frosted mini wheats, my tummy knows if it's store brand

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

VitalSigns posted:

Kellogg's brand frosted mini wheats, my tummy knows if it's store brand

Champagne allergens on a beer budget

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

You people haven't tried to argue with a narcissist, they will say and double down on the absolute dumbest poo poo and forget basic aspects of how the world works selectively as long as it proves their point. Logic never enters into it and bounces off their skulls until they run out of arguments and selectively forget it ever happened.

God that must be nice

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Part of the Chinchillazilla thing was that every normal person said "This is a good thing to do if you're not an incredibly online ultra-moron", so the ultra-morons stepped up the harassment and the argument got way louder than it ever should have.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006


Obama2
Oct 22, 2021
Student loans help narrow income inequality between blue collar immigrants who came here for a better future and entitled white people

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


It's really interesting how the people who make fun of me for doing something dumb are the same ones who are right about everything

Telluric Whistler
Sep 14, 2008


loquacius posted:

People are still unintentionally creating incredible content about the chili thing

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1596301070518865920?t=mC1AnS2VR5nxFRqwd_glHg&s=19

Like, to be extra clear, this is a take about a person who made chili for her neighbors as a nice surprise. They liked it, but the internet did not (most of the takes were that it was ableist, but apparently it was incestuous too somehow!)

Tell me that you watch incest porn exclusively without telling me you watch incest porn exclusively

Even if there's something maternal in making food for other people (which it isn't, lots of people get joy from cooking for others or doing something nice for a neighbor), the automatic jump to incest is weird as hell

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


That doesn’t match the meter of the theme song at all

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

lol

https://twitter.com/midwestenjoyer1/status/1596642802485514241

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

One of them is "what if they didn't have bowls and they were embarrassed about not owning any bowls"

My favorite attack on the chili lady was an honest-to-goodness "Kill All Men" radfem who was mad about the chili because a woman cooking food for men is a betrayal of feminism.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Flesh Forge posted:

almost all of it stems from an old grudge held by a single fairly easily-distinguished clique, like for any given person posting something negative about that specific person with the pig, you can check their following list and see the same people over and over.
Yeah why is that, is it because she's a BernieBro

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
it's nothing to do with politics at all, they were picking on another target and she said something along the lines of "hey that's not cool why are you picking on that person"

and it all escalated from that. I remember several occasions where they instantly turned on their own longtime friends because of something like this, if they're the enemy then it's total war, forever, everything is justified.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

lmfao

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Never interact with strangers, they never like it it makes them super uncomfortable, Leave. Strangers. The Hell. Alone.

https://twitter.com/briggityboppity/status/1596695251313340418

same crew, same target

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

VitalSigns posted:

I like that making food for your neighbors is ableist because they might have allergies or texture issues and not be able to eat it, but also toning down the spice for strangers if you don't know how much they can tolerate is racist or something.

They couldn't even stick to one narrative about food sensitivity because they also couldn't resist virtue signaling about how much spice they can eat

the virtue ethics of spice is really mind blowing. Theyve resorted to becoming like Crusader Kings who boast about how much Cumin they can import from Grand Cathay

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021


chapo - teenage: matches

irony - mutant: does not match, irony is not two syllables

internet - ninja: does not match, internet is not two syllables

leftoids - turtles: matches

verdict: aids

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

People are still unintentionally creating incredible content about the chili thing

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1596301070518865920?t=mC1AnS2VR5nxFRqwd_glHg&s=19

Like, to be extra clear, this is a take about a person who made chili for her neighbors as a nice surprise. They liked it, but the internet did not (most of the takes were that it was ableist, but apparently it was incestuous too somehow!)

Feels extremely telling that the only reasons these people can imagine doing something nice for someone else is as an insane power move or a wierd sex thing

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
them pedophiles, they get a bad rap

https://twitter.com/borgposting/status/1596907319866306560

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

One More Fat Nerd posted:

My favorite attack on the chili lady was an honest-to-goodness "Kill All Men" radfem who was mad about the chili because a woman cooking food for men is a betrayal of feminism.

There are still SCUMM manifesto types out there and it's weird to see because they're basically using Marxist rhetoric but with the word "bourgeois" scribbled out and "male" written over it

https://twitter.com/ajesterofsorts/status/1518105262611398656

https://twitter.com/lilly_prim/status/1489714215317389312

These are from like six months ago (the last time I went looking) but if you do a Twitter search for "the male class" I'm sure you can find more. Surprise surprise, they're terfs

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

classifyign war of the worlds as dystopian sci fi seems weird to me

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


loquacius posted:

https://twitter.com/lilly_prim/status/1489714215317389312

These are from like six months ago (the last time I went looking) but if you do a Twitter search for "the male class" I'm sure you can find more. Surprise surprise, they're terfs
a lot of sports are absolutely separated by class (boxing jumps immediately to mind), what are they talking about?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Shrecknet posted:

a lot of sports are absolutely separated by class (boxing jumps immediately to mind), what are they talking about?

Everyone should box, wrestle, MMA, etc. in one open weight class - bing bong, so simple!

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Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

Horseshoe theory posted:

Everyone should box, wrestle, MMA, etc. in one open weight class - bing bong, so simple!

boxing really went downhill when people stopped dying in the ring so often, and really, its just good business to bring that back

e: no weight classes, 15 rounds, lead in the gloves again will surely get people back in seats

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