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DeeplyConcerned posted:well, thanks guys. Elion got down on his knees and promised me the sickest blow job ever. And I fell for it. now he is attached to my cock like a leech. i'm afraid if I try and pry him off hes gonna take my cock with him. Sounds like you have some tough choices ahead of you op
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DeeplyConcerned posted:well, thanks guys. Elion got down on his knees and promised me the sickest blow job ever. And I fell for it. now he is attached to my cock like a leech. i'm afraid if I try and pry him off hes gonna take my cock with him. 
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PhazonLink posted:what are chance Musky tries to escape US court stuff by going to South Africa or some othe It's Russia. He's going to Russia.
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Nov 27, 2022 21:01
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Time_pants posted:RUSSIA Its going to be Belize.
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Nov 27, 2022 21:07
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Good Sphere posted:Elon makes sure he posts important reasons why he’s the genius behind Tesla, including using USPTO to register a trademark, as well as register a web domain. Absolutely incredible. He had nothing to do with the original Roadster. He was just an investor at the time the Roadster was developed. He became their fourth CEO just as they were putting it on the market.
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Nov 27, 2022 21:14
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https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1596943851968933889 I can think of a number of much worst cases.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1596943851968933889 lmao what an absolute piece of poo poo just a huge stinky turd of a person
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Nov 27, 2022 21:37
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kazil posted:lmao what an absolute piece of poo poo The kind that makes those awful smears on the bowl that stick around after 2-3 flushes
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Nov 27, 2022 21:38
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I'm beginning to get the feeling people shouldn't be using twitter anymore??
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Tiny Timbs posted:I'm beginning to get the feeling people shouldn't be using twitter anymore?? how will i get dank t-72 turret toss videos then???
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Nov 27, 2022 21:42
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I just remembered that there was an entire story arc in a season of Silicon Valley about one character's Tesla. 
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Mister Speaker posted:I just remembered that there was an entire story arc in a season of Silicon Valley about one character's Tesla. it wasn't really pro tesla tho
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Nov 27, 2022 21:46
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priznat posted:it wasn't really pro tesla tho Really? I remember the character enabling "light speed" or whatever on his Tesla and going "woah!".
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busalover posted:Really? I remember the character enabling "light speed" or whatever on his Tesla and going "woah!". Nobody wants their car to go plaid
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CumBlast Radius Jr posted:Elon is Black Flanders Lol E1 in the musk thread
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Nov 27, 2022 21:54
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priznat posted:it wasn't really pro tesla tho Lmao yes it was. They didn't say anything negative about the car except through the mouth of the creepy satanist misanthrope character, and even he is uncharacteristically reserved about it. The owner gets Plaid mode or whatever installed and when he tests it our his cheeks are flapping like he's in a wind tunnel. There are various 'jokes' that are just obvious product placement for add-ons and upsells to the car.
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busalover posted:Really? I remember the character enabling "light speed" or whatever on his Tesla and going "woah!". The whole tesla arc was "this dumb piece of poo poo is extremely expensive and I'm only driving it to appear cool" And then there was the whole purchase referral pyramid scheme where getting other people to buy one got you unique useless upgrades And how Martin Starr bought an electric tricycle for like ten bucks and parked in the only electric charger spot to block the actual tesla Whole thing's a hazing E: the 'Satanist mouthpiece' throughout the series is always right, dinesh is always a dumb fuckup, so I guess read that how you like postmodifier fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Nov 27, 2022 |
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/saeeddicaprio/status/1596637463488778240?s=46&t=7Isdh2fj5LhkJUYmmtnW1A bro there is no way
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busalover posted:Really? I remember the character enabling "light speed" or whatever on his Tesla and going "woah!". He was constantly getting owned by guilfoyle though and then smashed his tesla because he drove the plaid mode like an idiot. It was definitely taking the tech bros new toy down a peg.. this was pre model 3 so the teslas were still really pricey instead of just sorta pricey.
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postmodifier posted:The whole tesla arc was "this dumb piece of poo poo is extremely expensive and I'm only driving it to appear cool" Mister Speaker posted:Lmao yes it was. They didn't say anything negative about the car except through the mouth of the creepy satanist misanthrope character, and even he is uncharacteristically reserved about it. The owner gets Plaid mode or whatever installed and when he tests it our his cheeks are flapping like he's in a wind tunnel. There are various 'jokes' that are just obvious product placement for add-ons and upsells to the car. the duality of man
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Nov 27, 2022 22:16
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:So why haven't the people who loaned Elon all that money freaked the gently caress out yet the banks did. they already sold off the debt for a fraction
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parthenocarpy posted:Honestly I can't believe they remembered the baby died. Memory doesn't work like that. I still remember almost every moment during the final push of my son being born. Including exclaiming "Oh my god, it's a baby!" when he finally came out. Like if he died that day would be seared into my memory like an atomic bomb shadow.
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Thundercracker posted:I still remember almost every moment during the final push of my son being born. Including exclaiming "Oh my god, it's a baby!" when he finally came out. Like if he died that day would be seared into my memory like an atomic bomb shadow. I think it's a virtual certainty you would not be able to remember such things as who was birthing the baby
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Nov 27, 2022 22:29
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the holy poopacy posted:I think it's a virtual certainty you would not be able to remember such things as who was birthing the baby Was it me?
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Nov 27, 2022 22:31
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The science isn't settled on whether it's possible to remember your child dying
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the holy poopacy posted:I think it's a virtual certainty you would not be able to remember such things as who was birthing the baby then who's the baby?
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Tunicate posted:then who's the baby? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MX31NTNrho
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Tunicate posted:then who's the baby? Ian Miles Cheong
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RDM posted:It's one consumer electronics, Michael. How many engineers could it take, 10? When you phone is mining cryptocurrency, batteries become a consumable.
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I had this idea that hitting my own dick with a hammer would be great, and now my ball sack hurts. If only worse would have come to worse and somebody with a better understanding of my views would have stopped me.
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Nov 27, 2022 23:57
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Cyrano4747 posted:It’ll just be a cheap Chinese market phone running a mildly customized fork of android, same as all those “freedom phones” that were sold (mostly to the maga crowd) a few years ago. Nokia N-gage 2.0
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Nov 28, 2022 00:07
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More like NSA-Gage 2.0
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Or the other side actively tries to ruin your life and/or murder you. Or, you know, that thing he said. But really more the murder thing though. Many sides
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https://twitter.com/WR4NYGov/status/1596882023729487873?s=20&t=unIMrbUUn4Gg1d8TDrmLOA A joke on twitter?! 
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Frank Frank posted:It’s funny as gently caress that these chuds are treating him like a moderator and tattle to him at every opportunity The tattling is so loving pathetic, it's hilarious. Merest hint of something that is anti god king musky, go cry to him bout it.
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