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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

So uh, what was that used for originally?

To discourage erections in your children

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

PainterofCrap posted:

To discourage erections in your children

So not a catholic thing

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Slicing the top of a boiled egg I'm guessing

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

CET - Counter Engorgement Tool

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Cocaine Bear posted:

So not a catholic thing

:drat:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

So uh, what was that used for originally?

Corn shelling.

E: Or egg topping.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Nov 23, 2022

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

So uh, what was that used for originally?

peeling/cracking hard boiled eggs

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

peeling/cracking hard boiled eggs

Huh, learn something new every day
https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-victorian-boiled-egg-scissors-28577341.html

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I fear if I had one I would eat nothing but boiled eggs and soldiers, the inconvenience is the only thing holding me back.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Feels like this might've been posted before but ehhh

https://i.imgur.com/5SnLJ5J.mp4

Instant Jellyfish
Jul 3, 2007

Actually not a fish.



mobby_6kl posted:

Feels like this might've been posted before but ehhh

https://i.imgur.com/5SnLJ5J.mp4

This is just for washing your hands before/after you use the condiment cow.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Just happened to think of this thread for some reason, while baking pies...

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde


:kstare:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
His cooking skills helped nab him that neanderthal 10

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Og displeased with Grom cooking, Grom is like braying beast of the grasslands!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

PainterofCrap posted:

Just happened to think of this thread for some reason, while baking pies...


Perfect Release indeed :smug:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That is a lot to promise, often feelings result in clinginess.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Happy Thanksgiving, thread

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It sure is

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

A cock peeler.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





:yikes:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Probably a bad idea to stick your prnis in there.
I personally would not recommend.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
PYF Things That Look NWS And Absolutely Are: Aka OSHA Thread

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

By popular demand posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Probably a bad idea to stick your prnis in there.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

By popular demand posted:

Probably a bad idea to stick your prnis in there.
I personally would not recommend.

Who do you think you are; my ancestor who learned not to stick their prnis in there by sticking their prnis in there??
Unlikely.
No-one listen to this guy, stick your prnis in everything.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lol

I'm internet damaged

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Karate Bastard posted:

Lol

I'm internet damaged

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/RksbIg6.mp4

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

`Nemesis has a new favorite as of 09:34 on Nov 28, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Dongers and rice cones, a local specialty of some unnamed middle America state.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013



Cut/uncut.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Welcome to the SH forums, where that first image is a crime against humanity and a silent genocide of mutilation

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

By popular demand posted:

Dongers and rice cones, a local specialty of some unnamed middle America state.

Nah man, I'd be very surprised if that's not somewhere in Asia. My guess is the Philippines but I've seen similar things in Korea, China, and (assuming the sausage is halal) Indonesia and Malaysia.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yeah I wasn't that committed to the middle America joke since the rice is obviously spiced.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I know I've seen this one before, but I honestly can't work out what it's supposed to be this time.

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