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What would it take for you to watch Dana White's Power Slap League?
This poll is closed.
Dana White gets slapped at the beginning of each episode 11 22.92%
Dana's rotating cast of friends and politicians getting slapped on each episode 11 22.92%
Fight Circus crossover 5 10.42%
Literally no force on Earth will make me watch slap fighting 21 43.75%
Total: 48 votes
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COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

282 looked like one of the better cards of the year and now we have a paddy pimblet co-main lol.

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Patrick "Paddy 'The Baddy'" Pimblett

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/BorrachinhaMMA/status/1596316916813295616?s=20&t=qFUmCmFwh-O06Qlbm5Yrig

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
oh there was a PFL GDT

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Reminder to watch this if you haven’t yet, it is a true 90s K-1 Grand Prix fight in 2022
https://youtu.be/ZLHRSNQ25hU

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Boco_T posted:

Reminder to watch this if you haven’t yet, it is a true 90s K-1 Grand Prix fight in 2022
https://youtu.be/ZLHRSNQ25hU

:stonk: that's a hell of a fight

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
The sound of that last knee :stare:

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Holy poo poo that was great

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
God drat it I loving hate ONE so much, you're posting on your own channel, you put "FULL FIGHT" in the loving title, but it's edited like one of those compilations that are desperately trying to avoid being taken down for copyright reasons, jumps of 40+ seconds on the timer. Just loving call it fight highlights if that's what it is, it's like there's some kind of company mandate to just lie about as much as possible at every turn.

edit: having now watched the rest of it, lmao at that ref completely losing control of the fight

Brut fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Nov 27, 2022

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1596492414830915585?t=ASvvIvxwsya1TQB3qHGmhQ&s=19

conor basically saying "yeah, i used peds to heal for my kids here" or what? the flexing and muscles just an unintended consequence or?

im in the camp of not really giving a crap about ped use beyond i wish fighters wouldn't for their long term health, but conor just being able to say "time out" and dip from the testing pool and only having to be clean for 6 months is pretty hosed up, imo

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I said it when Anderson broke his tib-fib, so it’s only fair: If you want me back in the cage a year after that kind of injury you’re goddamn right I’m getting on gear.

But Conor wants to both obviously show he’s on gear while not saying it, which is, uh…?

I hope he treats his kids better than he treats their mom.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Eat This Glob posted:

https://twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1596492414830915585?t=ASvvIvxwsya1TQB3qHGmhQ&s=19

conor basically saying "yeah, i used peds to heal for my kids here" or what? the flexing and muscles just an unintended consequence or?

He could have at least had the presence of mind to include a non-Battletoads pic of him playing with his kids. But :ofcourse:

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





The McGregor youth love playing with their glistening red father, watching him swell and tighten on command, how he joyously screams for them with his horrible toothy rictus! "Papa, oh papa, will you grow for us another loving awful beard?" you can hear them plead, tugging at the hem of his robe

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

just make all performance enhancers legal and bring back pride

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
IDK, I think the fighters are the ones who should have a say in how PEDs are used.

At this point I don't think Connor is ever coming back to fight, so he should be able to turn into the hulk and enjoy his millions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVOvIxO4TM&t=8s

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

conor fights bring out the worst in this forum's GDTs

but conor posts bring out the best in the monthly threads, this page tonight has me dyin yall :lol:

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Anthony Smith can gently caress off concern trolling about Conor. He was the one acting like Jon Jones being on the gas didn't matter when he had to fight him but some guy he'll never face is an issue?

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Orange Carlisle posted:

just make all performance enhancers legal and bring back pride

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

just roid monsters throwing bombs at each other forever

Skulker
Jan 27, 2021

Duuuuuude!
The true spirit of Pride is roid monsters throwing bombs at terrified Japanese welterweights.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DV_jcpF7YM quality sports reporting lmao

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

DoombatINC posted:

The McGregor youth love playing with their glistening red father, watching him swell and tighten on command, how he joyously screams for them with his horrible toothy rictus! "Papa, oh papa, will you grow for us another loving awful beard?" you can hear them plead, tugging at the hem of his robe

lmao

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Any chance someone understands this meme?

https://twitter.com/McGregorRousey/status/1596482202216599556

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Some memesters decided if you lean in towards your partner while having your picture taken, it means you're not a manly-man or something

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/green-line-test-dont-lean-in

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
That's one of the very few Twitter accounts I have ever blocked, so that's the only explanation I have for you.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

yeah the line is basically saying gsp is an alpha manly man and khamzat is a beta cuck or whatever the internet calls people they'd be using a slur for if this were 2006 or whatever

Honey Im Homme
Sep 3, 2009

I thought it was something to do with this dudes post

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/47f0ro/i_talked_to_gsp_in_person_while_he_was_showering

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Eat This Glob posted:

yeah the line is basically saying gsp is an alpha manly man and khamzat is a beta cuck or whatever the internet calls people they'd be using a slur for if this were 2006 or whatever


Duzzy Funlop posted:

Some memesters decided if you lean in towards your partner while having your picture taken, it means you're not a manly-man or something

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/green-line-test-dont-lean-in

this is one of the dumbest things i have ever read

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Lid posted:

this is one of the dumbest things i have ever read

By manosphere standards that's scientific prose

Also turn on your monitor

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Lol, GSP must attract dudes with body issues.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Fozzy The Bear posted:

IDK, I think the fighters are the ones who should have a say in how PEDs are used.

At this point I don't think Connor is ever coming back to fight, so he should be able to turn into the hulk and enjoy his millions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVOvIxO4TM&t=8s
Ahahahaha the look on Dana’s face

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Compromise: Conor can do as many steroids as he wants for whatever reason he wants, but he also isn't allowed to cut weight, so he has to fight Jamahal Hill.

We're three days out from new thread time, get in your submissions for final thread title of the year and achieve internet stardom.

Brut
Aug 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!
Not a title, but could you put something in there that people should ideally link GDTs here when they make em, or if they notice that someone else made a GDT and didn't link it? not a rule obviously but it would be nice, since for posters like me who don't read wrestling stuff it's sometimes hard to notice there's a new MMA-relevant thread.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Brut posted:

Not a title, but could you put something in there that people should ideally link GDTs here when they make em, or if they notice that someone else made a GDT and didn't link it? not a rule obviously but it would be nice, since for posters like me who don't read wrestling stuff it's sometimes hard to notice there's a new MMA-relevant thread.

also handy for future archivists.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


UFC December Nice 4 weeks off on pluto yeah loving hug each other (seriously)

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Apparently, a previous monthly thread indexes very high when you search for that phrase
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3888628

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
MMA December: Yule do Fuckin Nut Crackin

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

kinda random thought here but youtube lately showing me a lot of dustin/conor trilogy Shorts and I've been reading the comments ready for some nonsense but Whew conor gets his rear end beat in the comments section of all of these. there's a few True Believers, but people mostly accept now that Dustin is the superior fighter and conor got what he deserved for all the trash he talked. Never thought I'd see the day. time has not been kind to conor at all- people like winners.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

LobsterMobster posted:

MMA December: Yule do Fuckin Nut Crackin

:lol:

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Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

LobsterMobster posted:

MMA December: Yule do Fuckin Nut Crackin

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