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I kinda wish Steve Jobs was still alive because the things he'd do to Elon Musk would be amazing.
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Tim Cook leans back in his chair. "you know what I want Elon. and it doesn't have anything to do with moderation and it doesn't have anything to do with that 30%." Eli drops to his knees crying "this is fascism"
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Nov 28, 2022 21:18
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FBS posted:Hmm. He probably should have thought about the Apple tax before he spent $44 billion He's a doer, not a thinker!
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Nov 28, 2022 21:18
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when steve jobs called up a vp at google at 4am or whatever to complain the google logo had the wrong shade of yellow, that was funny when elon musk called up ceos to whine about them dropping advertising on twitter, that is lame the world is a land of contrasts
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Nov 28, 2022 21:18
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I kinda wish Steve Jobs was still alive because the things he'd do to Elon Musk would be amazing. yeah watching Jobs go full apeshit Steve Jobs on Elon would be pretty lol
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Nov 28, 2022 21:18
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Deptfordx posted:Imagine trying to explain to your family. Wife, kids, parents etc. "You're all going to have to give them up. You don't understand. It's for Elon!"
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Nov 28, 2022 21:19
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Stoatbringer posted:He's a
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Nov 28, 2022 21:19
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lmao Elon getting into a pissing match with Apple crazy insane, got no brain
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Nov 28, 2022 21:22
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597301968208556032 lmao from the replies to that tweet https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1597317987652239360?s=20&t=UAGTfc0-6NS3m3ZOL8iU8g tOp sEcReT aPpLe tAx
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Nov 28, 2022 21:23
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Main Paineframe posted:he wants to turn Twitter into a payment processor, and imagines that Twitter will make billions of dollars a year via in-app purchases You can't even buy ebooks through the Amazon Android app but I'm sure Google will just allow you to buy anything on the Twitter app.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:23
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Durzel posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597290422375587840 Just Lmao if he invokes apple’s ire and they remove Twitter from the App Store
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Nov 28, 2022 21:27
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DickParasite posted:You can't even buy ebooks through the Amazon Android app but I'm sure Google will just allow you to buy anything on the Twitter app. That was a super recent change. Kind of surprised me when they did it because they held out for so long
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Nov 28, 2022 21:27
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https://twitter.com/OfficeOfMike/status/1597319146018332672 lots of chuds are suddenly pushing this narrative, but they forgot to check whether balenciaga has an app (it does not) implying apple is run by pedophiles is sure to win them over
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Nov 28, 2022 21:30
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beer_war posted:lmao from the replies to that tweet This Cohen person will be suspended by tomorrow, and not for that tweet.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:31
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/OfficeOfMike/status/1597319146018332672 I'm guessing I don't want to google "balenciaga", what is it?
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Nov 28, 2022 21:32
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they don't have the balls to remove twitter from the app store, but drat it would be amazing
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Nov 28, 2022 21:33
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ryde posted:I'm guessing I don't want to google "balenciaga", what is it? Clothes
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Nov 28, 2022 21:33
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ryde posted:I'm guessing I don't want to google "balenciaga", what is it? Released an ad campaign with kids on a bed holding a teddy bear in bondage gear.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:36
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/OfficeOfMike/status/1597319146018332672 "Woke" Apple preemptively canceled Balenciaga! This tyranny cannot stand.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:36
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https://twitter.com/mariachong/status/1597321451723706368?s=20&t=W8umnKD0EARmzLGCGHXteA
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Nov 28, 2022 21:37
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Nov 28, 2022 21:37
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Demon Of The Fall posted:they don't have the balls to remove twitter from the app store, but drat it would be amazing Yes they do. They took down everything Facebook made on a specific developer account years ago. They took down Fortnite, even. They don’t give any fucks. Musk thinks he’s baiting fish but actually it’s just two very large sharks.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:37
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busalover posted:Released an ad campaign with kids on a bed holding a teddy bear in bondage gear. I'm not even going to try and pretend how this relates to anything at all anymore.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:37
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Philthy posted:I'm not even going to try and pretend how this relates to anything at all anymore.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:39
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IIRC delisting Twitter means that it can't be downloaded, right? Not that it wipes the app from phones that already have it?
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Nov 28, 2022 21:43
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Ralph Crammed In posted:IIRC delisting Twitter means that it can't be downloaded, right? Not that it wipes the app from phones that already have it? that's usually how it works yes, but a service like twitter will want to push regular updates which they can't do easily if they're delisted
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Nov 28, 2022 21:47
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That's my understanding. I assume they also have a 'Nuke it all/this just stops working' option they could use but no-one (as far as I know) has been crazy enough to require it so far today.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:47
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Ralph Crammed In posted:IIRC delisting Twitter means that it can't be downloaded, right? Not that it wipes the app from phones that already have it? Right. Until they moderate it properly and basically remove all the nazi poo poo they just added back in. Essentially ban the Republican party again because they are that toxic.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:48
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Ralph Crammed In posted:IIRC delisting Twitter means that it can't be downloaded, right? Not that it wipes the app from phones that already have it? Correct And you can just access twitter through a browser page If it got kicked off the itunes store, though, it is the end of elon’s hopes of getting a billion users all paying 8 bucks a month
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Nov 28, 2022 21:48
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repiv posted:that's usually how it works yes, but a service like twitter will want to push regular updates which they can't do easily if they're delisted  Oh poo poo, I didn't even think about downloading updates: I thought it was just for downloading the whole app Holy poo poo that's crippling
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Nov 28, 2022 21:49
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Isn't Apple also one of the only actual real profitable companies in SV, with a real product that isn't just software and an army of vindictive lawyers?
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Nov 28, 2022 21:51
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Vindictive is a good way to describe Apple, yes.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:55
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Decon posted:I'm beating a dead horse, but gently caress it I never expected to be this god drat spooked by the inside of a car door and yet here we are. it's stuff that the car can already do! i just don't think their autonomous car fatality software had the stuff on, or was overriding etc. cuz that seemed like some totally unfiltered input happening erroneously, you'd have to yank the wheel p. fast to get it to do that manually. such an inexcusably mega bad & deadly spin for a 5,200lb SUV to enter without any warning, on wet, dry or icy road. if there were trees up to the shoulder they would've almost certainly died. i cannot believe these mf are just like "hey um mr musk um... i had a problem... not complaining... just want tge best for ur company" what the gently caress, they need to gimme money
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Nov 28, 2022 21:55
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The Last Call posted:Apple fanboys are not going to give up their stuff for Musk. Nobody is going to give up a significant amount of anything for him
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Nov 28, 2022 21:56
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Apple and their legal team suck rear end in their own right but good fuckin lord I can't wait to watch them dunk Musk in the toilet and spin him around for personally inviting all the racists back to his website.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:56
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wedgie deliverer posted:Isn't Apple also one of the only actual real profitable companies in SV, with a real product that isn't just software and an army of vindictive lawyers? Yes, they're one of those rare west coast technology companies that sells products people want for money.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:56
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Deptfordx posted:That's my understanding. Google removes apps that sneak in malware and stuff don't they? I assume apple would do the same. Unless Apple has better scanning that keeps that stuff out of the store in the first place?
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Nov 28, 2022 21:56
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They are litigious as all gently caress, but that describes every telecoms company in existence. You have to fight tooth and nail for that poo poo because when successful you can end up making money for every product your competitor sells.
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Nov 28, 2022 21:58
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Extra Large Marge posted:Yes, they're one of those rare west coast technology companies that sells products people want for money. that doesn't sound very disruptive
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Philthy posted:Right. Until they moderate it properly and basically remove all the nazi poo poo they just added back in. Essentially ban the Republican party again because they are that toxic. Apple doesn’t give a gently caress about any of that
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