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TulliusCicero posted:That's what I don't get: why do all these morons think Twitter is so powerful? It's just a stupid site where you post your toilet thoughts or journalists lazily break news: it's not "HE WHO CONTROLS THE TWEET CONTROLS THE WORLD!" It's extremely basic, uncomplicated jealousy and spite. They see other people with different values getting attention and get jealous and angry that it's not them.
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MikeJF posted:Well that was why he got sued earlier this year, a shareholder was asking why the gently caress Tesla was paying him 50 million a year when he was busy CEOing all the other companies. lmao that's billion with a B (though not per year, it was a one-time bonus payout for getting the stock price up to X value. and it was in stock not real money.)
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CumBlast Radius Jr posted:More like Pee On Much. Somewhere, Some Plague Rats sheds a single angry tear.
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Apple has not yet given Musk an ultra-mega wedgie WHY NOT DONE?
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1597582642601283584?s=46&t=OGGTzkKiY7G2HbZC2lsx_g If you are constantly removing the bottom 10% of your workforce, doesn't that eventually leave you with no one?
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But I’m a hardware engineer Elon? COOOOOOOOOOODE!
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1597582642601283584?s=46&t=OGGTzkKiY7G2HbZC2lsx_g Ship code? ...to where, another part of the internet?
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If there's one thing that helps a company dealing with losing 90% of their developers, it's EVERYONE WRITING MORE CODE
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Zil posted:If you are constantly removing the bottom 10% of your workforce, doesn't that eventually leave you with no one? no it leaves you with a group referred to as the power nine
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Of all the difficulties twitter encounters I have to imagine “not enough code” is not one of them.
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Nov 29, 2022 16:21
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I mostly drink water or alcohol but I do like diet pepsi or diet dr. peeper in the morning instead of coffee. People say it's bad fod me but no one has ever said exactly how.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1597582642601283584?s=46&t=OGGTzkKiY7G2HbZC2lsx_g that's how running a website works
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Everyone shipping code rapidly sounds like the best possible way to destroy all the vaunted and hard-won reliability that's been keeping it going lately.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I mostly drink water or alcohol but I do like diet pepsi or diet dr. peeper in the morning instead of coffee. People say it's bad fod me but no one has ever said exactly how. That’s based on a study where they gave rats huge quantities of aspartame and they developed lesions in their brains
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Nov 29, 2022 16:22
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If there one thing an infrastructure company with a fun front end app needs, it's weekly pushes to production.
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nexous posted:That’s based on a study where they gave rats huge quantities of aspartame and they developed lesions in their brains I'll still keep drinking that garbage
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nexous posted:That’s based on a study where they gave rats huge quantities of aspartame and they developed lesions in their brains I heard someone on Joe Rogan say some vague thing about gut flora and glucose
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TulliusCicero posted:Ship code? The Linux Array gently ran its hand along the Python command line's thigh...
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nexous posted:That’s based on a study where they gave rats huge quantities of aspartame and they developed lesions in their brains There was a study where they gave rats huge quantities of drinking water and they developed death from drowning.
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https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1597576368325271553 Know why Musk wants to go to Mars? Cause he doesn't believe the moon exist.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1597582642601283584?s=46&t=OGGTzkKiY7G2HbZC2lsx_g What impact does your code have?  What does your code do? What will happen when you get fired and you have not spoken to anyone about your undocumented code?
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1597576368325271553 I'm glad this guy is speed running the death of Twitter; makes things way easier than if he just slowly but surely ramped up the idiocy. People are still lying about COVID? Really? It's been like 2 years and now it only seems to kill Republicans.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:I'll still keep drinking that garbage To be clear, I meant the study was garbage and I enjoy my Coke Zero
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TulliusCicero posted:I'm glad this guy is speed running the death of Twitter; makes things way easier than if he just slowly but surely ramped up the idiocy. who do you think is lying about COVID nexous posted:To be clear, I meant the study was garbage and I enjoy my Coke Zero https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258262904091058176
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TulliusCicero posted:That's what I don't get: why do all these morons think Twitter is so powerful? It's just a stupid site where you post your toilet thoughts or journalists lazily break news: it's not "HE WHO CONTROLS THE TWEET CONTROLS THE WORLD!" The extremely online are the loudest about 'what now' with it quickly approaching unusable echo chamber or just plain going away. But there's a lot of government agencies, news agencies, or scientific journals or networking groups scratching their head on what now as any other online forum has problems in reach, appearance etc. And why everyone was ready to sign the death certificate as soon as blue checks became pay at the same time moderation was gutted.
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TulliusCicero posted:I'm glad this guy is speed running the death of Twitter; makes things way easier than if he just slowly but surely ramped up the idiocy. People are still ranting about the boosters mainly being given to the old and vulnerable being part of the grand conspiracy. What kind of conspiracy is most interested in exploiting the physically infirm?
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As far as I'm aware the worst thing about diet coke is it makes your teeth browner
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P sure the worst thing about it is that it's made by Coca Cola.
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Between Elon firing anyone who don’t code 69 lines an hour and other IT companies recruiting the competent staffers with cushy deals such as “we won’t randomly firing you based on our CEO’s caffeine intake”, I can’t really see how Twitter corp. won’t be held together by duct tape and spit before the year is out.
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TulliusCicero posted:I'm glad this guy is speed running the death of Twitter; makes things way easier than if he just slowly but surely ramped up the idiocy. Honestly, I'm not as concerned about COVID misinformation anymore, we've now reached the car seatbelt stage of that problem. "I'm not wearing that drat seatbelt, (stupid and wrong) studies show if you are rolling over you probably want to be thrown out anyway! And what if it catches fire and I can't get out in time?"
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So did Elon and Kanye and the Right Wing in general prepare for their ascendency at Midterms where the Red Wave would vindicate them, All Americans secretly support them, pardon and unban Trump, hell maybe impeach and remove Biden? Because the Red Piss Stream they got seems to have broken their brains, and they seem to be trying to enact the fascist takeover anyway with no cohesion or plan at all, in the most hilarious fail-son way possible. Like, the majority of Americans openly showed they hate this dumb poo poo and they are still going AH BUT IT IS BECAUSE YOUR TRUE THOUGHTS ARE SUPPRESSED! no dipshits, we just think you are massive tools and want you to shut the gently caress up
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I heard someone on Joe Rogan say some vague thing about gut flora and glucose It's real science not just Rogan idiocy https://www.science.org/content/blog-post/sugar-substitutes-surprise (otoh in that study aspartame was better than some others)
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Rigel posted:And what if it catches fire and I can't get out in time?" Elon Musk's "TESLA" has an amazing solution to that problem, many such cases!
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I know this thread agrees the push to "write more CODEEE" is dumb, but can someone explain to me why it's dumb? I get the impression that writing code isn't like mining coal where more doing = more profit which is what Elon seems to think.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/zoeschiffer/status/1597582642601283584?s=46&t=OGGTzkKiY7G2HbZC2lsx_g So you're saying I just need to write some code that writes random code I can hand in and I'm set for life?
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Dynastocles posted:I know this thread agrees the push to "write more CODEEE" is dumb, but can someone explain to me why it's dumb? I get the impression that writing code isn't like mining coal where more doing = more profit which is what Elon seems to think. he's going to push that constant stream of code live with a small team to an infrastructure that is impenetrable to a team that size without any of the people who know about it to oversee
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