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root beer
Nov 13, 2005


What a goddamned disappointment.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

What a goddamned disappointment.

Yeah, no happy endings here.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Lobok posted:

Hey, as long as they keep it clean.

On it!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


They captured the sheer ecstasy every man experiences when he gets his first stalk of celery in the cellar.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Celery door

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008



Of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, 'Celery Door' is the second most beautiful.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Parallelwoody posted:

Of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, 'Celery Door' is the second most beautiful.

down under thats just what they call a cellar door

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I need to go grocery shopping

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Who narced to the OSHA inspector?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


International Karate+++ looking promising,

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


axolotl farmer posted:

International Karate+++ looking promising,

drat, you beat me to it. Have a banjo cover as your reward.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Robobot posted:

Well, I'm sold. Give me one of those helmets. Or frying pans. Or guitars.

Just the frying pan.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

V1.1 Patch Notes:
- changed la mort setting from grand to petit

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



ol qwerty bastard posted:

V1.1 Patch Notes:
- changed la mort setting from grand to petit

Lol

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Are those prank canisters? Like you open one and out springs a plush rope of spunk?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It already got mr peanut in one eye, so looks like that's a yes

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Packaged by hand by Peter North

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




No Nut November is coming to an end. Planters knows what they're doing.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



That mascot on the left definitely just had a good nut.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ol qwerty bastard posted:

V1.1 Patch Notes:
- changed la mort setting from grand to petit

Love this :golfclap:

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

certainly not a low sodium choice

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

ol qwerty bastard posted:

V1.1 Patch Notes:
- changed la mort setting from grand to petit

:nice:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well "Ann" needs to get on with the program!
:chef:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
In this economy people can barely afford being 'a bit of that'. Being 'all that' is a concept that survives only in memories of previous generations, most people don't even know there is more to 'that' than 'some'.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

By popular demand posted:

Well "Ann" needs to get on with the program!
:chef:

The program in question being The Great British Baking Show.

https://twitter.com/malenacarollo/status/1578456963914297345

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm not like an ascended guac expert but that poo poo ain't rocket science, even brittons should be able to make it.
Vote to stop these shananigans.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/E2BQpvF.mp4

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://i.imgur.com/77SGJUE.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/QLuLAL1.mp4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm cancelling that cat. So cruel.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ding-dong.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Peenor, even.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

By popular demand posted:

I'm not like an ascended guac expert but that poo poo ain't rocket science, even brittons should be able to make it.
Vote to stop these shananigans.

I saw a Brit saying that they are better at using loan words and words with recent foreign origins than Americans are and they said “tacos” like “tækɒs” and when that was pointed out they said that that pronunciation was more correct than the way any American English speaker says it. They also presented this viewpoint as though they were speaking for everyone on Great Britain.

That’s what the British guacamole chat reminded me of.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

freeedr posted:

I saw a Brit saying that they are better at using loan words and words with recent foreign origins than Americans are and they said “tacos” like “tækɒs” and when that was pointed out they said that that pronunciation was more correct than the way any American English speaker says it. They also presented this viewpoint as though they were speaking for everyone on Great Britain.

That’s what the British guacamole chat reminded me of.

That accent can really confuse colonials but it really is shocking just how dumb they are as a people

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

freeedr posted:

I saw a Brit saying that they are better at using loan words and words with recent foreign origins than Americans are and they said “tacos” like “tækɒs” and when that was pointed out they said that that pronunciation was more correct than the way any American English speaker says it. They also presented this viewpoint as though they were speaking for everyone on Great Britain.

That’s what the British guacamole chat reminded me of.

"Pico de gaLLo" almost ended me.

Full on Napoleon Dynamite poo poo.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

freeedr posted:

I saw a Brit saying that they are better at using loan words and words with recent foreign origins than Americans are and they said “tacos” like “tækɒs” and when that was pointed out they said that that pronunciation was more correct than the way any American English speaker says it. They also presented this viewpoint as though they were speaking for everyone on Great Britain.

That’s what the British guacamole chat reminded me of.

He was really having you on.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have never in my life heard someone pronounce it tay-kos

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

OwlFancier posted:

I have never in my life heard someone pronounce it tay-kos

i do this but its intentional and no i dont know why

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