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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

vyelkin posted:

I am much like an Italian in that as soon as I get my Pasta Point I regain my original cohesion level, i.e., the level I had before I disintegrated.

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Badactura
Feb 14, 2019

My wish lives in the future.
Eyyy is this-a the thread for hating pollacks?

speng31b
May 8, 2010

Badactura posted:

Eyyy is this-a the thread for hating pollacks?

reported

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Jazerus posted:

nature's pasta point

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

papersack posted:

Just use the flood water bro

Penne a la Florida

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
italians so mad about food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVNvoVrBWk

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


Yeah lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

lmfao

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i'm not even italian and im mad

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
dont worry i only used half of the spaghetti, plenty left for you

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump


Ayy! Ohhh! Si!

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Tiler Kiwi posted:

from Campaign for North Africa

fwiw I'm pretty sure this is ahistorical and the spaghetti came canned or something. Mamma mia!

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.



it’s in our blood we can’t help it

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
tbf british people should not be allowed near the making of any food

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Eat the good part (pineapple) and throw away the bad (the rest)

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
ima eat the liquid daters

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
everybody hates the new HOI4 italian focused DLC. never seen such steam reviews

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
It is me, my name is Mario.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Bip Roberts posted:

It is me, my name is Mario.

Mario Mario or Luigi Mario?

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Weka posted:

fwiw I'm pretty sure this is ahistorical and the spaghetti came canned or something. Mamma mia!

https://youtu.be/m9zhgDsd4P4

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XkV9wbiddQ

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Lib and let die posted:



So, as a back story, we have this much pasta because we bought it for hurricane supplies and it's just now hitting me that we're we to be in a disaster situation...using our emergency water to boil pasta is uh...maybe not great

Dumbass loving guineas lmao

Back when we lived in an apartment with a bigger kitchen, I counted once and we had 17 pounds of pasta in the cupboard. We have since moved to an apartment with a smaller kitchen and currently only have 5 pounds of pasta. The housing crisis affects us all in different ways.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

It rules during the Olympics when all the Italians cheer for their favorite son skiers named like Manfred Müller because in typical Italian fashion they stole Südtirol and pretended like its cultural output is their own.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I imagine the first Italian to invent pasta was going to make bread, hosed it up by adding too much egg, took a nap because he was lazy, then frantically tried to fix the dried dough by throwing it in water because he was stupid as poo poo

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

Zerg Mans posted:

I imagine the first Italian to invent pasta was going to make bread, hosed it up by adding too much egg, took a nap because he was lazy, then frantically tried to fix the dried dough by throwing it in water because he was stupid as poo poo

the first italian to "invent" pasta found it falling off the back of a chinese merchant wagon

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

maybe the Italians love Columbus because he spearheaded the genocide that brought them tomatoes.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Yeah if it weren't for other countries really putting the sword to the new world they'd still be eating wolf spleens seasoned with fermented fish blood

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


seriously unfun fact I just found out: there have been more American mass shootings in 2022 than the deaths in the years of lead:

quote:

Total deaths (including civilians): 428, c. 2,000 physical and psychological injuries[13]

quote:

The 611 mass shootings so far this year surpasses the 610 recorded in 2020, making 2022 the second worst year since the Gun Violence Archive started recording gun violence data in 2013—the highest was 690 in 2021.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

hmm, according to the thread title this should be the anti Italian racism thread

not the pro Italian racism thread

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Zerg Mans posted:

maybe the Italians love Columbus because he spearheaded the genocide that brought them tomatoes.

their other option is Columbo (still problematic, as a cop)

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

bedpan posted:

hmm, according to the thread title this should be the anti Italian racism thread

not the pro Italian racism thread

it's the anti-italiam thread (with racism)

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
the racism isn't here yet. it's coming.

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

real italians don't give a poo poo about chris columbus, the important italian holiday in september is st joseph's day, which is when they make the zeppoles, and as is true of every member of the perfidious blood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgt1SRCDV6M

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