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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Mr. Mambold posted:

What does this av mean, friend. Doth knoweth the secret "Sooner born, Sooner bred ...." mantra?

The USMNT could probably beat this year's OU squad in a game of gridiron.

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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Rate the jerseys in order of wearability/Phwoarness, the two red ones on the right are mint

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

sticksy posted:

Rate the jerseys in order of wearability/Phwoarness, the two red ones on the right are mint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv4SpjMinlQ

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
They should award the Netherlands a goal in honor of the migrant workers.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


whypick1 posted:

I have a bomb pop jersey :smug:

I'll be catching the US-Netherlands WWC game next year and I'm super uninterested in getting either of our current kits for it.

I have the dazzle camo and it's great because I never need to give nike more money.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I’ll be wearing my 2014 USA jersey baby

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Will gio play more than 30m this world cup :thunk:

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Shrapnig posted:

It's time to dust off one of these relics for the big day


I've gone with the top right, the 2006 Limited Edition Send Off Series jersey.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

USMNT lineup vs Iran
Turner
Dest
Ream
Carter-Vickers
Robinson
Adams
McKennie
Musah
Weah
Sargent
Pulisic

no MLS players, CCV in for Zimmerman and Sargent up to.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

sticksy posted:

That can't be Jozy's actual jersey, it's a Small

but it's clean, like the sheets goalkeepers had when jozy played

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



G-Hawk posted:

USMNT lineup vs Iran
Turner
Dest
Ream
Carter-Vickers
Robinson
Adams
McKennie
Musah
Weah
Sargent
Pulisic

no MLS players, CCV in for Zimmerman and Sargent up to.

Comedy option contest- who scores an own-goal.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
There hasn't been an own goal yet this tournament...

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Backdoor Delivery posted:

There hasn't been an own goal yet this tournament...

With these rates it would have to be a rent goal.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Would rather have seen Gio or Aaronson over Sargent but I guess that would have required some adjustment

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
we will see several goals that own, hopefully american ones

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

t a s t e posted:

Would rather have seen Gio or Aaronson over Sargent but I guess that would have required some adjustment

Have Pulisic play as a false 9, which he does poorly, but at least it gets another creative player on the pitch

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

Have Pulisic play as a false 9, which he does poorly, but at least it gets another creative player on the pitch

at this point berhalter has made it clear he isn't gonna do it i guess, he believes he needs a physical striker at top


i don't mind sargent of the options within that framework. i just hope he uses subs earlier and brings on reyna/aaronson at or near half if we are level or behind

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
loving start Aaronson he's better than whatever Colorado rapids clown plays there

Most fail Gregg in the history of this forum

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

the sex ghost posted:

loving start Aaronson he's better than whatever Colorado rapids clown plays there

Most fail Gregg in the history of this forum

no MLS players are starting (which is a first in the world cup since MLS existed)

I like Aaronson a lot the problem is we have Pulisic, Weah, Aaronson, Reyna, McKennie and Musah and 4 spots for them and I don't think there's any particularly good options for who to leave out. I rate Aaronson and Reyna over Weah but he does have the goal and Gregg clearly likes him at that spot.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I would start Reyna or Aaronson over Musah as I think you get by without Musah for Iran in exchange for more attacking chops

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

I would start Reyna or Aaronson over Musah as I think you get by without Musah for Iran in exchange for more attacking chops

i think musah can do things in attack few of our players can but hes been playing way too far back so far and at times basically falling back to LB when Robinson goes forward. i want him on the pitch but want him further up the pitch

i'd have one of them over mckennie if anything. Which i think the fact that basically no one can agree on which combination of them says a lot

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

sticksy posted:

US needs the equivalent of "It's Coming Home" to rally around for decades and repeat ad nauseam while disappointing the nation and being ridiculed by everyone else with.
We're appropriating "it's coming home" but we have to step up our posting game for it to work

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




G-Hawk posted:

i think musah can do things in attack few of our players can but hes been playing way too far back so far and at times basically falling back to LB when Robinson goes forward. i want him on the pitch but want him further up the pitch

i'd have one of them over mckennie if anything. Which i think the fact that basically no one can agree on which combination of them says a lot

4-6-0 baby

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If only the christian god could bail America out today

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
I don't hate these blue kits, and the best kits are the 94 faux denim or the waldos.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
One day pulisic will take a good corner

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



pulisic now a soprano

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

the sex ghost posted:

Most fail Gregg in the history of this forum

:eyepop:

Mustard Iceman
Apr 8, 2015

Weak against ketchup

I hope we never see Shaq Moore again

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
One cock, two balls--America forever

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Successful world cup, house money now do something silly

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Mustard Iceman posted:

I hope we never see Shaq Moore again

:hmmyes:

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Wins with Gio Reyna seeing the pitch: 0

Wins with Gio Reyna staying on the bench: 1

wrap it up reynailures

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Never in doubt. Netherlands going to get crushed on Saturday

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
USA are bad and gonna get bummed by the Dutch

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Was thinking of a way to make an epic geopolitics joke about beating Iran then realized that I don't actually want to do that.

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


greg

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

sticksy posted:

USA are bad and gonna get bummed by the Dutch

Never discount the netherlands ability to comically implode

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

sticksy posted:

USA are bad and gonna get bummed by the Dutch

:shrug:

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




sticksy posted:

USA are bad and gonna get bummed by the Dutch

Dutch have been pretty bad outside of Cody Gapko tbh

USA will still lose

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