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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record
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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
us winning the possession battle but these passes are loving atrocious. calm down lads

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 There are 8 children on each team that look the same.
gently caress I must need stiffed bleached hair, and tattoos.

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
drat rashford killed a guy

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Lladre posted:

McKennie looks like he's wearing a little hat.

Weston ‘Jackie O’ McKennie

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 So many wasted chances. At least get a corner there

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Two bad teams

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Compressed neck. Rip.

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Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Dango Bango posted:

So many wasted chances. At least get a corner there

Sir this is Gregg's team

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Hand Knit posted:

lets go iran, lets go wales
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whostolemyhat
Jan 15, 2014

 England concussing their way to victory

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

Dango Bango posted:

So many wasted chances. At least get a corner there

We don’t do corners in America son

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FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Omnikin posted:

alternatively, demand their introduction to every public gathering ever

imagining a state of the union with Biden trying to talk and the right wing contingent just blaring away

Biden is barely audible as it is, this is just overkill

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか？ あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

ephex posted:

So are the Iranians currently hth
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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

goatface posted:

Iran's attack looks like a shambles.

I'm not sure Carlos Quieroz knows what "attack" is

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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013
I'm seeing double, eight bad teams

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 Pulisic is terrible at set pieces lol

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
lmao at Poo Corner

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
 is berhalter wearing an underarmor tshirt?

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
USA finishes as well as I do on anti-depressants.

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club


 who is doing the black metal screams in the england game

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
I cant recognize good play vs bad but I can say the Iranian team is significantly hotter than the USA team. It's not close.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 I take back my earlier statement about not winning corners. Yeesh

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Pulisic is a loving embarrassment

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Great header

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
ANYWHERE

BUT AT THE loving KEEPER

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Ugh, Weah should've let it drop...although VAR probably would've called that off.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Pulisic sucks

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

 We need ten Weahs

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

 the iranians have some nice haircuts on their side

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
"used his experience" is a pretty funny term for diving

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
dammit Weah

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 Eye-ran will want to keep the ball

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
That header went noweah

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Bharatrocity
Oct 20, 2005

One day son, all I own will still belong to the state

shirts and skins posted:

Pulisic is a loving embarrassment

He's been compared to Messi and Ronaldo though

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

shirts and skins posted:

Pulisic is a loving embarrassment

"And pulisic's delivery is.... Pretty awful"
-the BBC commentator

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
USA look much better but I hope we don't burn off all of our energy/anxiety early

especially since Gregg doesn't sub until like, 75th minute

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Moore's playing like an Englishman. Someone should look into that.

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

 *bloop*

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Bharatrocity posted:

He's been compared to Messi and Ronaldo though

even better than that, Lebron James

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

shirts and skins posted:

Pulisic is a loving embarrassment

Funniest corner I've ever seen, I am truly staggered at the ineptitude.

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