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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record
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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

 Rim Ream

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Shinjobi posted:

Pulisic sucks

why is Pulisic the designated corner taker? I mean any of the players should be able to get the same result?

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Nice touch Zimmerman

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
I don’t think anyone else on the US would take corners any better

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Dest, more like Dorst

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
lol at that maguire cross? shot?

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Nystral posted:

why is Pulisic the designated corner taker? I mean any of the players should be able to get the same result?

Critical to have a star player with the talent to launch a flat ball straight into the first defender

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The US might actually be trying to score but unfortunately they're not very good so

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
i am begging the USA to develop literally one striker. just one. you cannot possibly have a country of 350m and yet cannot develop a single player capable of being out front

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Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
lol Maguire

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 Time wasting already lol

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I hope this game gets dirty as. Everyone going in studs up, elbows thrown at corners, the works.

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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Just turned on, is this as boring as it seems

Yes my TV is on

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Elvis enjoying his alcohol free Budweiser

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

barnold posted:

i am begging the USA to develop literally one striker. just one. you cannot possibly have a country of 350m and yet cannot develop a single player capable of being out front

It's literally Brian McBride and ...

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Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails

Elliptical Dick posted:

lol Maguire

Love a good shot that goes out for a throw in, me

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Great run from “Maestro” Maguire.

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Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I dunno we've had the ball the whole game. Don't think you can ask for much more short of a goal. Would be nice also to not be complete shite on every setpiece

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porkface
Dec 29, 2000

 Ahmad forgot to look both ways before crossing the street

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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013
Maguire is so loving poo poo

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

webmeister posted:

lol at that maguire cross? shot?

I switched over just in time to see a run almost to rival Maradona's. And the finish..! Incredible.

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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Maguire is so loving poo poo
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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
How do you play professionally and hit it over the crossbar from there?

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Dirk Pitt posted:

Nice touch Zimmerman

Yes, really great touch from that guy on the bench.

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

It's literally Brian McBride and ...

Show some respect to Eddie Johnson. God knows no one who ever saw him play did.

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Every single US attacker is laser devoted to blasting the ball straight over the bar

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I watched the England game and I'm watching this one too, and I must ask: did the US national team train with a second goal hovering 20 feet above the normal one?

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 Four bad teams

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.

davecrazy posted:

How do you play professionally and hit it over the crossbar from there?

United States of America

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

fast cars loose anus posted:

dammit Weah
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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Whose going through as it stands?

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Henderson is pretending that playing immediate one-two’s is useful rather than putting the brake on attacks and he needs to cut it the gently caress out

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
 what happens if an attacking player runs into a goalie who is trying to trap the ball? Are goalies within their box untouchable?

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

whypick1 posted:

Yes, really great touch from that guy on the bench.

Ream. Insert generic man with bun.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

shirts and skins posted:

Every single US attacker is laser devoted to blasting the ball straight over the bar

nuclear jozy syndrome

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Ramsey and Bale showing why they're not trusted to start for their clubs.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Whose going through as it stands?

England + Iran

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

barnold posted:

i am begging the USA to develop literally one striker. just one. you cannot possibly have a country of 350m and yet cannot develop a single player capable of being out front

can't believe there's no big lads from Nebraska to hoof it to

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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Disqualify everyone from this group

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
:rip: that Iranian dude. I'm shocked they didn't cut away from such brutal violence on the broadcast I hope his family wasn't watching

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