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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record
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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Well that was a poo poo half of football. I’m almost excited for Rovers v Walsall on Friday.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

peanut- posted:

Comfortable for England I guess but gently caress this is boring

Isn't that Southgate's M.O.?

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Why does no one want to shoot??

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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


 why are there two games being played at once today? I thought this was supposed to be the world cup where it would be hypothetically possible to attend every game

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 Phwoar that Weah finish

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Please overturn that VAR :pray:

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
How is Iran this bad?

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
that is on loving side

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 ooof that was close

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

why are there two games being played at once today? I thought this was supposed to be the world cup where it would be hypothetically possible to attend every game

final group games go at the same time to avoid collusion

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
 murder my balls
- christian pulisic

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

 get nutmegged, i think thats on

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
boooo

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Chesney loving hawkes taking the qatari dollar

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Lmao drat

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

why are there two games being played at once today? I thought this was supposed to be the world cup where it would be hypothetically possible to attend every game

Last group games are always played simultaneously to avoid teams colluding

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
That looked onside???

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 VAR TO THE RESCUE PLEASE

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Lima
Jun 17, 2012

Dango Bango posted:

Why does no one want to shoot??

It could make a noise. Would be very rude.

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



 Wtf he was on!

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

why are there two games being played at once today? I thought this was supposed to be the world cup where it would be hypothetically possible to attend every game

Last games of the group are played at the same time to try and avoid collusion. If the teams knew the other result going in they might play different etc

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

 booooo

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Thatsagoal

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
gently caress that offisides.

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

 rigged

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
bro that is onside

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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
 England are so loving boring

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


 Didn’t look offside from that angle but guessing it was just incredibly close

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LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


 Wtf did they NOT check the VAR?!?

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

 Why was that not a goal?

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Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

why are there two games being played at once today? I thought this was supposed to be the world cup where it would be hypothetically possible to attend every game

To avoid this happening again

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgrace_of_Gij%C3%B3n

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
please VAR show me that automated offside picture where the hairs on Weah's arms are just offsides

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lynch_69
Jan 21, 2001

 Iran doesn't seem into this game at all.

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
wait how can you just force a no-replay by playing thats bullshit! why the gently caress do we have VAR then?

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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Let’s see the PS1 graphics 3D reconstruction VAR

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 So this entire WC linesmen are keeping their flags down and deferring to VAR and NOW they decide to throw up a flag?!

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
is a conspiracy

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 They can still collude tbh, it’s just harder

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Omnikin posted:

please VAR show me that automated offside picture where the hairs on Weah's arms are just offsides

Hair, singular

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