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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > World Cup Day 10 - Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record
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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

 AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
not remotely a penalty you loving actor

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 gently caress OF WITH VAR

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AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

 fffffffffff

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dadjokes
Feb 9, 2015
 Fully expected that ball to bounce or Moores dick right into the net.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Is it bad to pass the ball right to a defender? Asking for a friend

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Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
lmao let me just dive over at the gentle touch of a defender on my shoulder, surely I'll get a penalty

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Hirsute
May 4, 2007
 lol terrible dive

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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Just end the game

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

almost
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No me gusta no me gusta no me gusta

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Absolute lol if they give a penalty for that

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Lmaooo

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LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


 Nah that was really not a penalty

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
They collared him

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 lol he totally could've just scored that without diving

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 lol blow the whislte in their face and be done with this

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Peno peno peno

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 That’s a terrible, terrible decision

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
not even close to a pen

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
disgraceful diving

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
HOLD THE loving BALL

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
total dive, get hosed iran

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
VAR is such a crap shoot I'm terrified

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Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
never a penalty

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LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


 Congrats US

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 Haji Wright is a dumbass

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 CARRY TO THE CORNER

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Pushes him, penalty

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

 USA did it

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

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shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
What is Hadji Wright doing??

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
gently caress off Iran

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
 No pen, but what a chance

Game's gone alert on the BBC
"If they give a penalty for that the game's gone"

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Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Oh thank christ

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

 imagine thinking the goalie would intentionally let the ball go thru their legs so the goalie can tackle the forward

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 fix is in

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



 good enough!

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 never in doubt

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