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Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

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maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
The Dutch are going to beat these guys by five and Gregggggg is gonna have a job for life.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


barnold posted:

every single person on the field for the USMNT not named Matt Turner should be ashamed of the way the last fifteen minutes of that match was played. what the absolute gently caress was that poo poo

its 100 degrees in God's temperature and our coach thinks subbing's for pussies.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Spend the last 2 minutes of the match arguing with the ref about a penalty :lol:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
THOSE NAVY SHIPS AINT MOVING, IRAN


win next time and I'll put in a good word with the admirals

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

The worst thing about that result is all the absolutely mind-numbingly awful dross that will be published tomorrow

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
This U.S. team has to be the worst team to advance, right? I'll take it, but that was brutal.

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Protesting the government and then failing to beat the great Satan. Might not want to go home.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Congratulations to all the winners, commiserations to all the losers, except Gareth bale Haha

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

LochNessMonster posted:

Probably gonna be closer than peole think. The dutch are quite bad so far.

Just put 2 people on Gabbo and you’ll go into penalty shootoffs. Gives you at least a 50% chance to advance.

If Pulisic can't go that's gonna be tough. Hopefully he can

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

surf rock posted:

This U.S. team has to be the worst team to advance, right? I'll take it, but that was brutal.

By a mile

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

louis van gaal is going to make all of the faces

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

Iran, this thread, and the entire world:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Appropriate that they're looking up

only way they can see their teams advance

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmh6jzy3TmQ

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Shinjobi posted:

THOSE NAVY SHIPS AINT MOVING, IRAN


win next time and I'll put in a good word with the admirals

Send a couple of carrier groups just to gently caress with their heads

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!
LFG! USA! USA! USA!

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


barnold posted:

every single person on the field for the USMNT not named Matt Turner should be ashamed of the way the last fifteen minutes of that match was played. what the absolute gently caress was that poo poo

I’ve seen u10 teams defend better than the USMNT did.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I would pay for the ticket myself if they agreed to fly Shaq Moore back to the United States.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

surf rock posted:

This U.S. team has to be the worst team to advance, right? I'll take it, but that was brutal.

Worst team so far

Enkor
Dec 17, 2005
That is not it at all.
Glad that's over. I don't want to hear about 'milking clocks' any more.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

barnold posted:

every single person on the field for the USMNT not named Matt Turner should be ashamed of the way the last fifteen minutes of that match was played. what the absolute gently caress was that poo poo

More like the last 50

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

surf rock posted:

This U.S. team has to be the worst team to advance, right? I'll take it, but that was brutal.

Yeah I can't argue that

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

goatface posted:

Protesting the government and then failing to beat the great Satan. Might not want to go home.
I'm sure they can request asylum in (checks notes)...Qatar

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

its 100 degrees in God's temperature and our coach thinks subbing's for pussies.

gregg technically counts as being on the field even if he's off to the side being a dumbass. i'll give pulisic a pass on this one too actually for sacrificing his testicles for the Ro16

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

I don't think I've ever seen a team advance to the knockout stages based on worse performances, and I've cheered for Greece 2004

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Man Alexei Lalas' hair is so hideous now. He used to have some good salad once upon a time

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

fridge corn posted:

Congratulations to all the winners, commiserations to all the losers, except Gareth bale Haha

haha

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

TheRat posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a team advance to the knockout stages based on worse performances, and I've cheered for Greece 2004

Belge still yet to play

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
gregg berhalter: "we're undefeated going into the next round"

i loving hate this guy lmfao

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

"undefeated going into the next round"

gently caress off Berhalter you idiot

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


porkface posted:

I'm sure they can request asylum in (checks notes)...Qatar

Well Qatar is probably going to need a new men's team after they get rid of their current failures.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Lame AF

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID

barnold posted:

gregg berhalter: "we're undefeated going into the next round"

i loving hate this guy lmfao

I wish he was unemployed going into the next round.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I love it when the good guys win.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
USA easy two goal favorites vs Netherlands

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Swedish post game analysis is all about what happens to Iran after USA sent them home

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

barnold posted:

gregg berhalter: "we're undefeated going into the next round"

i loving hate this guy lmfao

Ahahahahaha this is a good bit though, that's so funny

All the remaining matches are single-elimination with these group rounds done, right?

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The U.S. can only draw or score 1 goal, this should be sustainable going forward.

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