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Rigel posted:Elon Musk founded the company (X.com in 1999) that would eventually become paypal. This is one of the very few decent accomplishments he made where he deserves some credit, as opposed to just being the bag of money who provided financing. He had at least one legit good idea in his life, a lot of people didn't think it would work but it did. It very quickly became successful within months, so good job, Elon. However, before even one year passed after founding the company, the board didn't like some of Musk's decisions, thought he was not cut out to be a CEO, and replaced him.  E: Eesh, what a snipe
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Rigel posted:a lot of people didn't think it would work Ehhh, I disagree with this. Online banks/money/payments was everywhere at the time and it was mostly random chance which one won
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Steadiman posted:Vox poopie, vox dookie Yeah, I heard Apple is super terrified because some people clicked a button on Twitter.
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Nov 29, 2022 21:53
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So when is Musk going to post a poll he actually doesn't want to be voted yes? Oh, wait that goes against what he's trying to make happen doesn't it.
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Nov 29, 2022 21:57
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Wow, 500 pages of Elon being a narcissistic fuckwit Here's to 500 more 
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Nov 29, 2022 21:58
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Twitter polls are legally binding. Checkmate.
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Nov 29, 2022 21:59
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How many Elons does it take to screw a company
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:How many Elons does it take to screw a company Just one, but he's "working on it"
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TelevisedInsanity posted:Just one, but he's 🤣🤣🤣
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:How many Elons does it take to screw a company let's just say Twitter is getting a horse
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PITY BONER posted:Elon wants the comradery and competition of a high-stakes boiler room situation (and he wants to be the top dog slamming high-fives and everyone looking up to him), but doesn't understand what engineers even do or how they tend to work. I'm an infrastructure engineer, not software, but it terrifies me to think of what my job would be like if the CEO told my manager he needed to get down in the trenches with us and work projects or do scut work. A big reason I have the time and clarity needed to do my job in an estate this complicated is because my manager spends an ungodly number of hours every week taking meetings with all the other teams around the world in order to make sure we're aligned. If he needed to also worry about doing my job, he wouldn't effectively do his job, then I would need to do his job, ineffectively, and as a result do my job ineffectively as well. Then we'd all get fired for unforced errors due to split attention.
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The no working from home, everyone has to be here on the tenth floor poo poo is simple: Elon believes that by buying the company he has also purchased friends. If they aren't there they can't laugh at his jokes, tell him how cool he is, confirm that his hair looks totally real and you could never tell, etc etc. The nerds at space X keep locking him out of rooms where stuff is happening and he can't stop them because the actual MIC will sword-missile him if he interferes too much, the snowflake libs at Tesla keep making complaints to HR when he drops even a few casual N Bombs. Twitter was supposed to be cool! After all, all of the real accounts he interacts with on there (not the FAKE NEWS WOKE BOTS!!!!)tell him he's awesome all day, surely all the staff will idolize him and be desperate to hang out.
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Nov 29, 2022 22:07
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bird with big dick posted:Dense and intense just like my 9” hog leg That dick hollow and light just like your bird bones.
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Nov 29, 2022 22:09
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Is he a cokehead? Is that the swings between Apple buy ads! and Apple war! within hours of each other. He’s just ripping fat lines and can’t stop talking/tweeting. Maybe he really did put the cocaine back in coke (diet, caffeine free, cocaine laced)
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Barry Foster posted:It's hard to overstate how bad it's gotten. Basically, there isn't really a health service anymore unless you have cancer or a life threatening injury, and even then with the latter you might be poo poo out of luck. It's in the hands of the worthless electorate and meanwhile people are working themselves to death to keep it going.
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kazil posted:Twitter polls are legally binding. in a 6-3 decision...
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koshmar posted:I'm still waiting on this earth-shattering reveal It's going to be all of Grimes' DMs with Manning.
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Steadiman posted:Vox poopie, vox dookie Lmao sure thing Fat Robespierre Holy poo poo this dude is mental
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TulliusCicero posted:What is the code even doing? What is it supposed to do? Is it for projects or new features? Or is it just him ordering them to write lines of code because programmers should write code? [Eileen the Crow voice]You're a cooder... so coode.[/Eileen the Crow voice]
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massive spider posted:I note further in the thread it adds “Deleting a line of code is more valuable than adding one.” I hope someone deletes every single line of Twitter and submits that as their code review, claiming to be the most valuable person in the company.
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Cthulu Carl posted:“Deleting a line of code is more valuable than adding one.” Delete the code that makes Elon admin then delete his account, and his ability to log in. You just became MVP of the Earth.
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DRINK ME posted:Is he a cokehead? Is that the swings between Apple buy ads! and Apple war! within hours of each other. I think it'd be adderall if anything Also, a poll conducted to a group of people biased towards the poll-conductor isn't a very sound poll, that's like basic scientific process type poo poo. This guy is just another man-child
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Cthulu Carl posted:“Deleting a line of code is more valuable than adding one.” ... for a day, or thereabouts
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Nov 29, 2022 22:47
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DRINK ME posted:Is he a cokehead? Is that the swings between Apple buy ads! and Apple war! within hours of each other. The way he's talking in the "You don't know what a VHS is? You're fired." video is really loving weird, like beyond just an odd mesh of South African and American accents. It's a cadence thing that makes my brain go "Uuuuuuhhhhhh, you good man?"
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Nov 29, 2022 22:48
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who the gently caress spends $44 billion on a got drat shitposting machine
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Cthulu Carl posted:The way he's talking in the "You don't know what a VHS is? You're fired." video is really loving weird, like beyond just an odd mesh of South African and American accents. It's a cadence thing that makes my brain go "Uuuuuuhhhhhh, you good man?" it's a fake video my dude the weird cadence is someone trying to fit some words to match the video
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Private Cumshoe posted:A new season I hope  that show rips
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 Fake? Or has Elon already been subsumed by the rococo basilisk quantum AI!!! 99% chance says yes
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koshmar posted:Leaked footage of a code review session I hope this is real and not someone doing an impression of him because holy poo poo that gormless Terminator voice. e: lol should have refreshed
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It’s real I was there it’s all real
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Slotducks posted:y'all really need to stop believing this poo poo its kind of embarrassing There's clearly a loophole in Poe's Law for massive idiots like Musk and Trump.
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