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turkeys are horrible when they're alive and even worse when they're dead
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I forgot a container of leftover turkey on the counter overnight by mistake and in the morning when I found it, I was ever so briefly sad before I dumped it into the trash and immediately stopped caring. it came out super juicy and was good overall but I was just going to make turkey enchiladas or turkey tetrazini or something and I can just get a roast chicken for like $5; I largely just regret the food waste in general
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Nov 30, 2022 07:12
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correctly cooked turkey is real good y'all. when it's bad it's bad but when it's good it's good
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Nov 30, 2022 07:25
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It's a fine line and people are terrified of "OH GOD I only cooked it to 159° WE'RE GOING TO poo poo OURSELVES TO DEATH" that they leave it in too long and everything gets dry and gross. I used to cook a Turkey dinner when I worked at a job with a smallish staff that was open on Thanksgiving, and my big regret was knowing they would be microwaving the slices and drying out the bird. One year, it was cooked so well that I just barely lifted the leg and it slid out of the socket 
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Nov 30, 2022 07:27
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turkey is a big loser when it comes to surface area:volume ratio but there's just too much indoctrination about cooking the whole bird right out of the bag for more people to take it apart first or at least spatchcock it so it cooks evenly
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Nov 30, 2022 07:34
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Americans do have a thing about cooking temperature which I assume is due to horrible cattle conditions
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Nov 30, 2022 07:35
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Also I've interacted with live pet turkeys they were amusing
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Nov 30, 2022 07:35
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Aside, while Musk was busy chugging decaf diet cokes, buying Etsy replicas and burning Twitter to the ground, even Foxconn/Lordstown has beaten Tesla to shipping electric trucks in the US: https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/29/lordstown-motors-begins-shipping-its-foxconn-made-ev-pickup-trucks/
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Nov 30, 2022 07:42
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Celexi posted:Americans do have a thing about cooking temperature which I assume is due to horrible cattle conditions i never bothered to check that kind of stuff until my wife got pregnant. now i’m poking everything i cook and make sure it’s at least 165.
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Nov 30, 2022 07:42
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:lamb is the only family gathering meat I recognise good poo poo you young bastard
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Nov 30, 2022 07:43
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Celexi posted:Americans do have a thing about cooking temperature which I assume is due to horrible cattle conditions i mean for beef, it's a good indicator of the end texture
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Nov 30, 2022 07:49
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if you're going to go to the effort to make turkey taste of something you can get a better meatFAT32 SHAMER posted:lamb is the only family gathering meat I recognise this guy gets it
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Nov 30, 2022 07:50
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cooking steak is one thing i don't care about temp. throw it on the fire until it stops mooing.
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Nov 30, 2022 07:52
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Celexi posted:Americans do have a thing about cooking temperature which I assume is due to horrible cattle conditions beef is the only thing we regularly undercook on purpose so that's probably not it now on the other hand it's common knowledge that chicken will poison you immediately if you get it a half a degree below the correct temperature
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Nov 30, 2022 07:55
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also, the US has a LOT of grazing land and cattle ranching. if you go into a supermarket chances are you're not going to get taco bell grade sewer beef unless you get the generic brand tube meat
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Nov 30, 2022 08:05
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never buy the tube beef.
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Nov 30, 2022 08:06
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Jonny 290 posted:never buy the tube beef. i bought it when living in new york because i assume some stupid-rear end labeling laws made them put "IRRADIATED" in big letters right on the front and i thought that was cool as hell it was fine idk
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Nov 30, 2022 08:07
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lol ok that owns
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Nov 30, 2022 08:09
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yeah it's sterilized with gamma radiation. it's not a very good cut ime but it lasts a long time in the fridge
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Nov 30, 2022 08:11
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just throw it on the cobalt until it stops mooing
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Nov 30, 2022 08:12
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i'm not familiar with this "tube beef." like, ground beef that was sold to the end consumer in tubes? when i worked at safeway we had giant tubes full of mostly-ground meat that we had to put through the grinder to present in the regular foam trays, i'm assuming this is something different?
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Nov 30, 2022 08:14
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Shame Boy posted:i bought it when living in new york because i assume some stupid-rear end labeling laws made them put "IRRADIATED" in big letters right on the front and i thought that was cool as hell lmbo
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Nov 30, 2022 08:14
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tube beef.
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Nov 30, 2022 08:15
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i have some good burger tubes. i don't know what they weigh or the fat content. they came from the Tash ranch outside Polaris, MT, from the owner's personal home beeve freezer. otherwise,Jonny 290 posted:never buy the tube beef.
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Nov 30, 2022 08:20
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doesn’t come in a Texas-shaped patty, not buying
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Nov 30, 2022 08:22
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Jonny 290 posted:tube beef.
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Nov 30, 2022 08:30
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Roosevelt posted:also, the US has a LOT of grazing land and cattle ranching. if you go into a supermarket chances are you're not going to get taco bell grade sewer beef unless you get the generic brand tube meat lol sewer beef and tube meat made me laugh
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Nov 30, 2022 08:34
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last time i had a turkey i immediately horked a 7-10 split on the 10th frame, rip that game
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Nov 30, 2022 08:38
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Shame Boy posted:beef is the only thing we regularly undercook on purpose so that's probably not it yep ive died from undercooked chicken before
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Nov 30, 2022 08:39
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Jonny 290 posted:tube beef. its 100% pure beef what could possibly be wrong with that
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Nov 30, 2022 08:46
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Truman Peyote posted:its 100% pure beef what could possibly be wrong with that they don't tell you how many different beefs are in that beef
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Nov 30, 2022 08:56
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Truman Peyote posted:its 100% pure beef what could possibly be wrong with that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=001dtJ0srBI
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Nov 30, 2022 08:59
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Jonny 290 posted:tube beef. wait... 27% fat?
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Nov 30, 2022 09:00
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73/27 is best for smashburgers. its fine. dont make meatloaf or w/e out of it
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Nov 30, 2022 09:03
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i dont even know where i would go to find that high a fat content in beef...
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Nov 30, 2022 09:07
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Kroger, it says. 73% is a bit fatty, but I'd rather have a 73% burger than a 90% burger.
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Nov 30, 2022 09:24
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im in yurop i have never seen beef with that much fat in it. have i been missing out? Is my entire life a lie?
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Nov 30, 2022 09:38
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i think 12-18% is highest ive ever seen
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Nov 30, 2022 09:42
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Jonny 290 posted:73/27 is best for smashburgers. its fine. dont make meatloaf or w/e out of it after years of >90% beef, my wife signed up for a work meal train thing and her coworker gave us a casserole that was like half cheese and half 73% beef. tasted good but drat near killed us. ended up throwing it out after 1 serving because it was way too rich. anyways, how many new bots are driving up Twitter usage.
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Nov 30, 2022 09:53
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gonna go with 90%+ bots, cant imagine many real people are signing up for twitter now that wasnt on it before?
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