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I just remembered the guy who went in for knob surgery because his knob had been rotting for like ten years but then when he woke up he discovered they'd cut all of his cock off because it was all rotten and would've killed him toot but also sweet. Then he sued. I wonder what happened with the lawsuit but don't wannt Bing[TM] it.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I just remembered the guy who went in for knob surgery because his knob had been rotting for like ten years but then when he woke up he discovered they'd cut all of his cock off because it was all rotten and would've killed him toot but also sweet. Then he sued. I wonder what happened with the lawsuit but don't wannt Bing[TM] it. I tried to do the Binging for you, but there was more than result, and none of them really meet the brief. 1) 2009. Man has penis amputated because implant surgery went wrong. Settled out of court. 2) 2007. Man has "part of penis" amputated after cancer discovered during circumcision. Jury ruled in favour of the doctor. 3) 2014. Man claims to have had penis amputated during routine circumcision. Case thrown out of court at least twice. 4) 2015. Man has penis amputated after catheter infections becomes gangrene. Lawsuit was against the nursing home that ignored the catheter infection. Can't find any results. 5) 2016. Man has penis amputated because it became necrotic after it got stuck in a bottle he was loving. No mention of a lawsuit. There was also one about a baby.
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Lady Disdain posted:I tried to do the Binging for you, but there was more than result, and none of them really meet the brief. Oh no.
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Lady Disdain posted:1) 2009. Man has penis amputated because implant surgery went wrong. Man, life really has it out for this guy
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How many inches did he start with?!?!?
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Lady Disdain posted:There was also one about a baby. I think I heard this one. So, this baby was born with underdeveloped eyelids, and the doctors were in a bit of a hurry to fix it because hey, eyelids are important! It turns out the parents were already planning to have the baby circumcized, and the doctors realized that the foreskin (which would otherwise be discarded) could be used as a convenient skin graft for replacement eyelids. At least until they could find something more suitable for the long term. The surgery worked, in that the baby is healthy and has somewhat functioning eyelids, but the parents are still suing the doctors because now their baby looks at everything a little cock-eyed.
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The one tip doctors don't want you to know about.
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quote:They Rented an RV to the QAnon Queen, Who Abandoned It and Left It Damaged and Full of Sardines https://twitter.com/MackLamoureux/status/1596182887195631617
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Also, I should've mentioned in my initial post that for case #3, the defendants maintained that the accusation was "completely false," but I couldn't find any more information about what that means exactly. Did the man consent to the amputation then claim he hadn't ? Was the penis even amputated at all ? Paper Tiger posted:I think I heard this one. So, this baby was born with underdeveloped eyelids, and the doctors were in a bit of a hurry to fix it because hey, eyelids are important! Different case. This one was a baby who had part of the glans cut off by the clamp that's supposed to hold the foreskin in place while the surgeon snips it.
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I knew that Qboys are all deluded idiots but swearing allegiance to a new royal dynasty is new to me.
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In my headcanon, this film ends with everyone in prison getting a real, good-natured hoot out of the loveable old getaway driver, and the film closes with a montage of him surrounded by all his affable new prison friends who love and respect him, and pat him on the back every time he walks past, and humour him by wearing the scarves he crochets them, probably set to Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head. e: Don't ruin this for me, please.
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Lady Disdain posted:In my headcanon, this film ends with everyone in prison getting a real, good-natured hoot out of the loveable old getaway driver, and the film closes with a montage of him surrounded by all his affable new prison friends who love and respect him, and pat him on the back every time he walks past, and humour him by wearing the scarves he crochets them, probably set to Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head. By popular demand posted:
See also: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7959026/
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Opposite of Baby Driver
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Lady Disdain posted:In my headcanon, this film ends with everyone in prison getting a real, good-natured hoot out of the loveable old getaway driver, and the film closes with a montage of him surrounded by all his affable new prison friends who love and respect him, and pat him on the back every time he walks past, and humour him by wearing the scarves he crochets them, probably set to Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head. Or maybe he'll be less lonely as the resident cumboy on account of him having no more teeth. Would you judge if he became happy that way? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1597606364918042630 The pink sauce saga continues
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1597606364918042630 I hope Poison Control is prepared. Also whoever handles explosives. Her being 'Chef Pii" makes me think this is all some elaborate performance art.
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This is the first I've heard of pink sauce, but god, I really hope its only selling point was "is pink" 
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Lady Disdain posted:This is the first I've heard of pink sauce, but god, I really hope its only selling point was "is pink" Yes. She refused to tell anyone what it tasted like. She just said it was great on everything and pink and let the money roll in.
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Also the bottles different people received were reported to have wildly varying colors and flavors, and often were spoiled, and also the labeling was hilariously wrong. Like, "I just put in random magical numbers I like to fill everything in" wrong.
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She claimed it contains milk, honey, and dragon fruit but when she posted a video of her making it, there were some unidentified ingredients she had with her like what was possibly mayonnaise. Even then the sauce was made in her home and it did not comply with health regulations. She did not even know you need FDA approval to sell food.
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The only pink sauce you need in your life is Pepto bismol
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At least Drew Brees is just an American football player, which doesn't seem particularly controversial
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I'm honestly kind of impressed a group of primary school aged kids know who Bruce Lee is.
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm honestly kind of impressed a group of primary school aged kids know who Bruce Lee is.
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Phlegmish posted:At least Drew Brees is just an American football player, which doesn't seem particularly controversial I thought this was NOLA (Robert E Lee Blvd is now Allen Toussaint Boulevard (local R&B legend, lived there for years)), but it looks like Austin, TX: https://www.mic.com/articles/141741/poll-to-rename-robert-e-lee-elementary-school-gets-some-truly-terrible-suggestions (2016) quote:When the Austin Independent School District board voted last month to change the name of local Robert E. Lee Elementary school, they probably didn't expect that the community's suggestions for a new name would be so... well, awful.
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Brees is from Austin originally I believe.
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Bruce Lee is the perfect replacement. Lived the American dream. Kept physically fit. Trains the children to avenge his Triad killing
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On the other hand, it does seem fitting to commemorate the former president's highest achieved level of education
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Nessus posted:Bruce Lee is the perfect replacement. Lived the American dream. Kept physically fit. Trains the children to avenge his Triad killing More than that, Bruce fought for acceptance of minority groups as opposed to the traitor general.
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It's also boringly practical because it let's you keep stuff labeled "Lee"
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