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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Rooster Brooster posted:

I haven't heard any updates on Sargent, and I thought he played pretty well against Iran. Any chance he plays Saturday? That foot injury looked pretty nasty.

Espn says day to day with ankle soreness

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


many people have been saying this

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


he got hit in the balls

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
He’d need to have balls to get hit in the balls.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

pulisic is cleared to play tomorrow, america is saved

sargent apparently "looked good" in training today per a reporter, though Berhalter sounded less optimistic but he also clearly just didn't want to give anything away.

no other known fitness issues

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Jordan Morris probably tore his ACL again.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pungry posted:

Jordan Morris probably tore his ACL again.

Source?

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

No source, I'm just making a joke about there being no other known fitness issues on the US squad.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Pungry posted:

No source, I'm just making a joke about there being no other known fitness issues on the US squad.

Morris is a shitness issue, easy to confuse.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Dear Gio Reyna,

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Shrapnig posted:

Morris is a shitness issue, easy to confuse.

:golfclap:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

G-Hawk posted:

pulisic is cleared to play tomorrow, america is saved

his balls are back in their regular spots?

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




ilmucche posted:

his balls are back in their regular spots?

this doesn't even scan do better

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

this doesn't even scan do better

i... don't know what scan means in this context

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Jordan Morris is out with a missing neck

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Super excited for today's match!

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.


I am loving hype. I hope the rumors about the Dutch having the flu are true, and that it's all a CIA op to HELP our BOYS in RED, WHITE, and BLUE.

scourgeofthe7bees
Jun 21, 2008


i hope the dutch are all perfectly healthy and we beat them anyway!!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

https://twitter.com/usmnt/status/1599036860226936833?s=46&t=3KEPIC5Vmm1w8KmEts15SA

Sargent out today and Berhalter going back to Zimmerman lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Tim Weah got cloned? :confused:

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

jesus ferreira last played in a match on October 23rd

but on the bright side, he isn't haji wright

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Just loving stick Pulisic up front and start Aaronsen or Reyna.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

also,

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1599025992110149633

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:

Will wait for someone to do the needful and splice the last bit into a gif of when one of the US guys inevitably skies it in the 93rd minute when 1-0 down

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jesus Christ, he's a reanimated corpse

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009


now i extra hope we lose today

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

it's football you old gently caress

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

tristeham posted:

it's football you old gently caress

actually you'll find it is called soccer

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

tristeham posted:

it's football you old gently caress

Joe Biden was 37 years old when the first official football match took place in the United States, it was also the first official soccer match.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1869_Princeton_vs._Rutgers_football_game

Glimm
Jul 27, 2005

Time is only gonna pass you by

tristeham posted:

it's football you old gently caress

lol people still whine about this, absolute babies

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


tristeham posted:

it's football you old gently caress

not in this thread, bitch :clint:

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

tristeham posted:

it's football you old gently caress

Actually, I'll think you find it's called "fútbol".

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I'm conflicted. It would be funny if the Netherlands lose, but also if the USA lose

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Paperhouse posted:

I'm conflicted. It would be funny if the Netherlands lose, but also if the USA lose

One might say it's a funny old game

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
why does Dest always look like he's just ripped a huge bong hit

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Paperhouse posted:

why does Dest always look like he's just ripped a huge bong hit

He's actually Dutch.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
lol

Wonton
Jul 5, 2012
Man less than min goal already ??


Omg USA come on . Even though I always cheer for Netherlands

Wonton
Jul 5, 2012
Injury time 1 minute and Netherlands scores again.

Just as I’m talking to a goon. But USA is tilting , missing basic passes

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Wonton posted:

Injury time 1 minute and Netherlands scores again.

Just as I’m talking to a goon. But USA is tilting , missing basic passes

It's because they're poo poo, op

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