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Flinger posted:I want to believe Kanye is puppetmastering the white supremacists into saying the quiet parts loud Kanye West is real fuckin' dumb dude, always has been
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Flinger posted:I want to believe Kanye is puppetmastering the white supremacists into saying the quiet parts loud That’d be a 5D chess move and while Kanye at his best could seem like a smart dude, he’s mentally unstable most of the time.
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Mozi posted:hitler = MGAA (make germany awesome again)
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Dec 1, 2022 20:38
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It's such a nonsensical position to take. Yeah, I'm sure the guy did at least one good deed at some point in his life. That is so outweighed by the harm and evil he helped usher that it's moot. Louis CK is a great writer/performer. Doesn't outweigh that he also sexually abused people. It's such fourth grader approach to things. "Oh you think they're ALL bad? He gave a hug to someone once, so I think he's good. I am very smart. nyaa".
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https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elon-musk-twitter-polls-are-bot-driven-bullsht-1234639288/ About those Latin polls. So basically its "Vox Populi" when the result coincides with what he wants like everything since he bought the company, but coordinated bot attacks when the result goes against what he wants like his stupid attempt to mediate the Russia/Ukraine conflict. I dont understand how such a complete bullshitter ever held togethet any businesses till now and made deals either anyone. I believe Twitter refered to his actions as a "model of bad faith" before he finally agreed to buy the company and that assement just seems spot on. Kale fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Dec 1, 2022 |
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Typo posted:so how exactly is Elon going to take Twitter on path to profitability now that he's destroyed Twitter's actual revenue source (ads) Well, 2021 ad revenue was something like $4.5b. So all he has to do is convince 25% of the userbase to cough up $8/mo for checkmarks and he'll be printing money! CatstropheWaitress posted:Yeah, I'm sure the guy did at least one good deed at some point in his life. He did kill Hitler after all.
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Kale posted:https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elon-musk-twitter-polls-are-bot-driven-bullsht-1234639288/ ya think?
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Dec 1, 2022 20:46
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guess who I saw the other day?! Hitler!!!
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the holy poopacy posted:Well, 2021 ad revenue was something like $4.5b. So all he has to do is convince 25% of the userbase to cough up $8/mo for checkmarks and he'll be printing money! will there be a discount for bots tho?
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Dec 1, 2022 20:51
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ilmucche posted:"Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table..." 
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Dec 1, 2022 20:57
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I kinda agree with Kanye. Hitler got the motorways built and also got universal healthcare and public housing to work properly. He wasn't all that bad. But also, he was loving Hitler! Jesus Christ!
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Dec 1, 2022 21:03
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You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to Hitler (nor Kanye)
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A farting mink posted:I kinda agree with Kanye. Hitler got the motorways built and also got universal healthcare and public housing to work properly. He wasn't all that bad. He also killed Hitler, thats gotta count for something!
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A farting mink posted:I kinda agree with Kanye. Hitler got the motorways built and also got universal healthcare and public housing to work properly. He wasn't all that bad. Are you absolutely sure that he got universal healthcare working
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rotinaj posted:Are you absolutely sure that he got universal healthcare working Hitler definitely did do one thing right: Fantastic propaganda. Still working, 80 years later!
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ryde posted:He also killed Hitler, thats gotta count for something! Ah, but you forget that he ended up killing the man who killed Hitler.
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Dewgy posted:Hitler definitely did do one thing right: Fantastic propaganda. Still working, 80 years later! Hitler was a very good project manager and put some people into the perfect job, like goebbels, until he started trying to call code reviews and most of the staff left when they wouldn’t sign his pledge to be even more hardcore
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A farting mink posted:
Whoa wait, there was a second one too??
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598381157124837376?s=20&t=QflwbaqTjCRE3pfXx8EftA Bargaining phase.
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I'm not giving your poo poo website a single letter of my precious posts, Elon
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Dec 1, 2022 21:34
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He’s begging for people to post, but what does that even accomplish
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CharlestheHammer posted:He’s begging for people to post, but what does that even accomplish He needs people to use twitter so he can sell his buy one get one free ad impressions
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CharlestheHammer posted:He’s begging for people to post, but what does that even accomplish Well, lols for us, at least.
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598381157124837376?s=20&t=QflwbaqTjCRE3pfXx8EftA Begging for posts. Shameful.
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Next knowledge fight is gonna be lit
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prithee, m'lud, perchance wouldst thou bestow upon me thine tweets?
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rotinaj posted:Hitler was a very good project manager and put some people into the perfect job, like goebbels, until he started trying to call code reviews and most of the staff left when they wouldn’t sign his pledge to be even more hardcore Making everyone commit war crimes and be targeted for death by the entire world was a hell of an employee retention strategy though.
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*nervously tugs on collar* Hey uh looks like the only people posting are super racist, can the rest of you please add to the discourse so this cesspool doesn't seem so obvious?
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The entire C suite class is dogshit brained morons op. It's a self protecting insular circle jerk of the dumbest assholes to ever be born rich basing entire careers of the human brain's natural but unhealthy preference for the known over the unknown. It's logically smarter to grab any person off the street than employ someone who has completely hosed up multiple companies but "he (it's almost always he) has previous experience! Sharon is just a competent accountant who knows our business inside out. No way we could promote her".
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598381157124837376?s=20&t=QflwbaqTjCRE3pfXx8EftA
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e: wrong thread but oh so close
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A farting mink posted:I kinda agree with Kanye. Hitler got the motorways built and also got universal healthcare and public housing to work properly. He wasn't all that bad. what the gently caress Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to Hitler (nor Kanye)
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Hitler put a lot of young men to work after an extreme economic downturn, and even encouraged an extremely healthy amount of international travel
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Elon finally discovers that most Twitter users don't care about talking about their mundane lives to the void and would rather just read what celebrities say.
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598381157124837376?s=20&t=QflwbaqTjCRE3pfXx8EftA
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Why does't Elon just monetize botting? like ban all the 3rd party bots but then just introduce official twitter approved bots you can rent for $1/each per month or something? like if you buy the blue checkmark you get 5 bots to begin with as a "starterpack" to advertise it
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598381157124837376?s=20&t=QflwbaqTjCRE3pfXx8EftA “Please clap” energy. Elon!
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