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pseudanonymous: Aug 30, 2008; When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I feel like I'm having a stroke

That's entergagement.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 03:28

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:03

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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Sherbert Hoover posted:

Nathen's intentions are pure

sir! SIR! please stop making outrageous statements!

# ? Dec 1, 2022 03:29

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

MassRafTer posted:

Here are some notes after the racism that turned everyone off:

Nathan predicts a civil war in 2023 from people who are scared to say Muslim and non binary.
Iggy's is very well thought of. Warner Bros and the Smurfs owners said no one has ever thought of this before.
Many foreign nations are A-HA-HA about American brands, but brick and mortar stores are closing down.
Nathen is a tech guy.
He is very classy and generous.
He sees color (he loves color) but does not see religion.
Nathen likes living in Toronto.
He moved to Toronto 5 years ago.

They start describing the photo (the whole point of the podcast) 20 minutes in and it gets very boring.

Some people who were on coke wanted a three some with Nathen and offered him coke and said he strikes them as a coke head.
Nathen is so telepathic he can tell if you are a murderer when you walk by.
Even the stans were impressed by how fast Nathen cleaned up the discord hacking.
You shouldn't partner with someone you've never met. It could even be someone living in a homeless shelter. And by that Nathen means someone with no business acumen, he has nothing against homeless shelters, he delivered lasagna to them.
Being homeless should be a transition. They should be taken to Zara or H&M and a barber for a fix up. Nathen is going to start a homeless shelter called Fix Upper.
Some conspiracies are true.
Mothers know they can't trust Toys R Us that is why there is Iggy's.
It will be the Ubereats of restaurants
Iggy's will have real inclusivity, not like when corporations do pretend to do inclusivity.
He created Nathfield based on South Park and Family Guy.
He has contacted Nick Cave to do something with Nathfield.

Thank you, hero :patriot:

# ? Dec 1, 2022 03:39

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

So does this mean "Oh, Jeez!" is pronounced "oggies?"

# ? Dec 1, 2022 04:06

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Dr. Quarex posted:

So does this mean "Oh, Jeez!" is pronounced "oggies?"

Iggles ogghaus

# ? Dec 1, 2022 04:16

EasilyConfused: Nov 21, 2009; one strong toad

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Thank you, hero

# ? Dec 1, 2022 04:17

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

MassRafTer posted:

Some people who were on coke wanted a three some with Nathen and offered him coke and said he strikes them as a coke head.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 04:20

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

MassRafTer posted:

Here are some notes after the racism that turned everyone off:

Nathan predicts a civil war in 2023 from people who are scared to say Muslim and non binary.
Iggy's is very well thought of. Warner Bros and the Smurfs owners said no one has ever thought of this before.
Many foreign nations are A-HA-HA about American brands, but brick and mortar stores are closing down.
Nathen is a tech guy.
He is very classy and generous.
He sees color (he loves color) but does not see religion.
Nathen likes living in Toronto.
He moved to Toronto 5 years ago.

They start describing the photo (the whole point of the podcast) 20 minutes in and it gets very boring.

Some people who were on coke wanted a three some with Nathen and offered him coke and said he strikes them as a coke head.
Nathen is so telepathic he can tell if you are a murderer when you walk by.
Even the stans were impressed by how fast Nathen cleaned up the discord hacking.
You shouldn't partner with someone you've never met. It could even be someone living in a homeless shelter. And by that Nathen means someone with no business acumen, he has nothing against homeless shelters, he delivered lasagna to them.
Being homeless should be a transition. They should be taken to Zara or H&M and a barber for a fix up. Nathen is going to start a homeless shelter called Fix Upper.
Some conspiracies are true.
Mothers know they can't trust Toys R Us that is why there is Iggy's.
It will be the Ubereats of restaurants
Iggy's will have real inclusivity, not like when corporations do pretend to do inclusivity.
He created Nathfield based on South Park and Family Guy.
He has contacted Nick Cave to do something with Nathfield.

I forgot to write this one down because I was listening as I played Splatoon and could only write between rounds but Nathen also talked about a big shift or conflict and the host brought up the war in Ukraine and Nathen said something even bigger was coming in 2023. This was an unrelated discussion to the US civil war he predicted due to people being afraid to say Muslim or non-binary.

I have been listening to a lot of old Coast to Coast and I wish Art Bell were still alive to interview this man.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 05:24

Duckman2008: Jan 6, 2010; TFW you see Flyers goaltending.; Grimey Drawer

Wait wait wait wait

E-Geez

Is pronounced �Iggies.�!

And not �E-Geez.�

What�the�gently caress�

Who would look at that and say Iggie ? This is super upsetting and makes no sense.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 05:29

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I listened to about 10 minutes before I burst a blood vessel in my left eye. It is some of the most infuriating audio I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening to.

This definitely sounds like it was heavily inspired by HONY (Humans of New York).

# ? Dec 1, 2022 05:35

j.peeba: Oct 25, 2010; Almost Human; Nap Ghost

I�d rather live in a storm drain than a Nathfield homeless barbershop.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 07:33

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

You know what's missing from the homeless experience? Sass!

# ? Dec 1, 2022 08:05

Feline Mind Meld: Jun 14, 2007; I'm pretty creeped out

Escape From Noise posted:

You know what's missing from the homeless experience? Saas!

# ? Dec 1, 2022 08:14

DreadUnknown: Nov 4, 2020; Bird is the word.

Escape From Noise posted:

You know what's missing from the homeless experience? Sass!

Sass and zazz, in equal measure.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 08:32

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

MassRafTer posted:

Here are some notes after the racism that turned everyone off:

Nathan predicts a civil war in 2023 from people who are scared to say Muslim and non binary.
Iggy's is very well thought of. Warner Bros and the Smurfs owners said no one has ever thought of this before.
Many foreign nations are A-HA-HA about American brands, but brick and mortar stores are closing down.
Nathen is a tech guy.
He is very classy and generous.
He sees color (he loves color) but does not see religion.
Nathen likes living in Toronto.
He moved to Toronto 5 years ago.

They start describing the photo (the whole point of the podcast) 20 minutes in and it gets very boring.

Some people who were on coke wanted a three some with Nathen and offered him coke and said he strikes them as a coke head.
Nathen is so telepathic he can tell if you are a murderer when you walk by.
Even the stans were impressed by how fast Nathen cleaned up the discord hacking.
You shouldn't partner with someone you've never met. It could even be someone living in a homeless shelter. And by that Nathen means someone with no business acumen, he has nothing against homeless shelters, he delivered lasagna to them.
Being homeless should be a transition. They should be taken to Zara or H&M and a barber for a fix up. Nathen is going to start a homeless shelter called Fix Upper.
Some conspiracies are true.
Mothers know they can't trust Toys R Us that is why there is Iggy's.
It will be the Ubereats of restaurants
Iggy's will have real inclusivity, not like when corporations do pretend to do inclusivity.
He created Nathfield based on South Park and Family Guy.
He has contacted Nick Cave to do something with Nathfield.

This could all be improv prompts for all I know.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 08:37

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Duckman2008 posted:

Wait wait wait wait

E-Geez

Is pronounced “Iggies.”!

And not “E-Geez.”

What…the…gently caress…

Who would look at that and say Iggie ? This is super upsetting and makes no sense.

I will not listen to the audio but I assume it sounds kinda like "eggies."

# ? Dec 1, 2022 09:38

Duckman2008: Jan 6, 2010; TFW you see Flyers goaltending.; Grimey Drawer

j.peeba posted:

I�d rather live in a storm drain than a Nathfield homeless barbershop.

Remember when Nathan pretended to really care about the homeless , but it was really only because he had no where to dispose of his unsold pizza and he was trying to find any justification to keep that land monster from shutting down Garfield Eats (because he wanted payment for things like�rent)?

Good times.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 13:26

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

j.peeba posted:

I�d rather live in a storm drain than a Nathfield homeless barbershop.

You fall asleep and wake up with Nathen�s haircut and also inexplicably, his weird beard

# ? Dec 1, 2022 13:37

Duckman2008: Jan 6, 2010; TFW you see Flyers goaltending.; Grimey Drawer

Frank Frank posted:

You fall asleep and wake up with Nathen�s haircut and also inexplicably, his weird beard

And his Duck lips.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 14:09

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Frank Frank posted:

You fall asleep and wake up with Nathen’s haircut and also inexplicably, his weird beard

A fate worse than death

# ? Dec 1, 2022 14:15

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Frank Frank posted:

You fall asleep and wake up with Nathen�s haircut and also inexplicably, his weird beard

Wow, Kafka really toned down Metamorphosis from this first draft.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 14:35

Angry BIerds: Nov 3, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

Wasn't it literally within the last year that Nathen went on a NIMBY crusade against a local homeless shelter for, and I quote, "exposing THE YOUTH (meaning his 35yo rear end) to danger"? Don't let him successfully launder his egregious ways of being.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 14:43

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

MassRafTer posted:

Here are some notes after the racism that turned everyone off:

Nathan predicts a civil war in 2023 from people who are scared to say Muslim and non binary.
Iggy's is very well thought of. Warner Bros and the Smurfs owners said no one has ever thought of this before.
Many foreign nations are A-HA-HA about American brands, but brick and mortar stores are closing down.
Nathen is a tech guy.
He is very classy and generous.
He sees color (he loves color) but does not see religion.
Nathen likes living in Toronto.
He moved to Toronto 5 years ago.

They start describing the photo (the whole point of the podcast) 20 minutes in and it gets very boring.

Some people who were on coke wanted a three some with Nathen and offered him coke and said he strikes them as a coke head.
Nathen is so telepathic he can tell if you are a murderer when you walk by.
Even the stans were impressed by how fast Nathen cleaned up the discord hacking.
You shouldn't partner with someone you've never met. It could even be someone living in a homeless shelter. And by that Nathen means someone with no business acumen, he has nothing against homeless shelters, he delivered lasagna to them.
Being homeless should be a transition. They should be taken to Zara or H&M and a barber for a fix up. Nathen is going to start a homeless shelter called Fix Upper.
Some conspiracies are true.
Mothers know they can't trust Toys R Us that is why there is Iggy's.
It will be the Ubereats of restaurants
Iggy's will have real inclusivity, not like when corporations do pretend to do inclusivity.
He created Nathfield based on South Park and Family Guy.
He has contacted Nick Cave to do something with Nathfield.

Banning anyone who suggests closing this thread itf (in the future)

# ? Dec 1, 2022 15:08

Scientastic: Mar 1, 2010; TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒

MassRafTer posted:

eGeez is pronounced Iggy's and not E-Jeez

This is all the confirmation anyone could ever need to know that Nathen is not, in fact, a marketing genius, but is actually a complete loving moron

What a stupid loving idiot he is

# ? Dec 1, 2022 15:56

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

lmao

# ? Dec 1, 2022 17:18

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

EEKA GEEK posted:

Wasn't it literally within the last year that Nathen went on a NIMBY crusade against a local homeless shelter for, and I quote, "exposing THE YOUTH (meaning his 35yo rear end) to danger"? Don't let him successfully launder his egregious ways of being.

During the interview he talks about having to put GarfieldEATS in a bad neighborhood because his partner was cheap and the homeless shelter is part of why he thinks it was a bad neighborhood, but he also cares about the homeless.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 17:53

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

that bad neighborhood was recently crowned one of the coolest streets in the world lmao
(after garfieldeats was evicted of course)

# ? Dec 1, 2022 18:03

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

but it really was just a lovely, not-at-all-viable option for a restaurant.

and the location wasn't great, either.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 18:04

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

I don't think anyone doubted this but Nathen is still sure GarfieldEATS was a great idea and the reason it failed were the cheap partner and the lack of help from the licensor.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 18:17

Sega 32X: Jan 3, 2004

GolfHole posted:

that bad neighborhood was recently crowned one of the coolest streets in the world lmao
(after garfieldeats was evicted of course)

The cocktail bar that won best bar in Canada this year is literally on the same stretch of bloor, a block away from where Garfieldeats used to be, lol

# ? Dec 1, 2022 18:24

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

GolfHole posted:

that bad neighborhood was recently crowned one of the coolest streets in the world lmao
(after garfieldeats was evicted of course)

Hey, a lot of that was obviously from historic coolness. people love to go out and visit this hugely historic street where garfieldeats used to be.

And I dunno maybe some other stuff happened there. IDk? But if you're doing a history tour of the street that's definitely going to be the first stop.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 18:35

yugioh mishima: Oct 22, 2020

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wow, Kafka really toned down Metamorphosis from this first draft.

One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself entergaged in his bed in an orangey suit

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:06

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Was looking for a photo I took this week and wondered why I had this random picture on there and realized I'd screencapped a Nathen IG story I forgot about.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:18

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Nothing new and not really related to anything about what he's up to but I find the way the thumbnail angle makes it look like he has a huge forehead really funny.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Dec 2, 2022

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:53

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

MassRafTer posted:

Was looking for a photo I took this week and wondered why I had this random picture on there and realized I'd screencapped a Nathen IG story I forgot about.

Oh he means his puberty. A new alarm went off in my head for a second there.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 17:58

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Escape From Noise posted:

Nothing new and not really related to anything about what he's up to but I find the way the thumbnail angle makes it look like he has a huge forehead.

I cannot ever get over how "arabiolosis" sounds like a loving degenerative condition

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:02

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I cannot ever get over how "arabiolosis" sounds like a loving degenerative condition

It blows up your brain

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:13

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Banning anyone who suggests closing this thread itf (in the future)

#staybrowsed for more regeneration and read reinvigoration of young entrepreneurship #itf #livingitf #lovingitf

# ? Dec 2, 2022 18:28

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
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It�s possibly the dumbest thing to be annoyed by but he was constantly telling or implying to the host just how rich he was and how rich people like him are misunderstood for being able to appreciate the finer things in life because he is better than anyone who is poor and deserves it.

Hey Nathen! gently caress you!

# ? Dec 2, 2022 23:03

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# ? May 25, 2024 00:03

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

I cannot ever get over how "arabiolosis" sounds like a loving degenerative condition

The act of turning a rival into a spider

# ? Dec 2, 2022 23:24

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