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Data Graham posted:If he was talking about impressions on a hate speech post as a function of overall Twitter traffic, that would be one thing, but he's saying "despite significant user growth" which even if it weren't a blatant lie would not necessarily be talking about traffic, but rather ... signups I guess? Irrelevant if so Elon gutted the department that monitored foreign government-sponsored propaganda / disinfo groups. Yeah, I bet there's been significant user growth. It's open season for Putin's troll research agency, and china registering thousands of bots to hide protests.
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598804557722972160 loving hell, imagine announcing something 1 hour ahead of time and not even being sure if it's presentable or not. This really has all of the signs of him doing the absolute strict minimum to fulfill a promise to some shithead,
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Buce posted:new idea: you can order illegal drugs through twitter. grubhub for drugs. boom. done. next. Drughub
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lmao he actually meant central time the entire time
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just caught a sneak peek of the evidence and now I am 100% convinced joe biden is a terrorist and that donald won free speech
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loving rear end in a top hat is going to improvise a school book report My god what a failure
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Decon posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598804557722972160 Lol
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So there was no double-checking prior to the announcement, that's a great way to start
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His source is the Babylon Bee.
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Musk is currently running from Obama who's trying to pillow assassinate him. Obama is terminator walking across the river right now.
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"I have here in my hand a list ... that, uh ... could use some, um, some more fact ... checking. Gimme like 45 minutes or so ... jeez."
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Sorry guys my Internet went out so give me another 20
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Hey did anyone else's power go out just now
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javi posted:His source is the Babylon Bee. This could constitute a rare miss, if so
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Hold on my laptop is making me reboot for updates
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Guys I would have posted it but I fell asleep
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PhazonLink posted:Musk is currently running from Obama who's trying to pillow assassinate him. he's wearing a tattered and half-burnt khaki suit.
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"No teacher I totally did my Homework, but Biden and the Jews stole it!"
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Decon posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1598804557722972160 I thought he fired all the lawyers who could rush in and scream "Holy gently caress!! Stop what you're doing right now and don't say anything!!"
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furiously typing "hunder biden laptop real?" into google atm
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Hey, did you get the file I sent? I sent it a while ago Maybe refresh your inbox?
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It's fine, he's just having trouble with the twitter servers so will instead present live from Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hunter Biden
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Jacob Wohl has handled his pressers better than this, and his dad had his zipper down during one of those
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hunter biden's birth certificate reveals real name is lesley 
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Jacob Wohl has handled his pressers better than this, and his dad had his zipper down during one of those When you are more pathetic than Jacob Wohl Holy gently caress what an absolute clown
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I can't even imagine how inept you must be to be fact checking sonething after you already announced it
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kazil posted:furiously typing "hunder biden laptop real?" into google atm scanning through a synopsis of the hunter biden movie
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:It'd be funny if he died from a drug induced heart attack
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There’s not enough code for the reveal. He needs his engineers to produce code, and lots of it! So many lines of code!
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There's a good chance that he clicked a link to the Official Laptop Evidence for the first time even though it's been sitting in his inbox since he made the announcement, and it just went to a rickroll and he's panicking
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Buce posted:scanning through a synopsis of the hunter biden movie His post is just a clip show of that movie set to killing in the name of
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"You can be assured that whatever I'm about to say is 100% true because I was late in saying it"
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please don't look at all the nazis coming back look over here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJNK4VKeoBM
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elon is just taking his time finishing up his $400 twitter HQ lunch
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A team of lawyers furiously pounding on the window outside his office being ignored
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Move Fast (but not too fast), Break Things (promises and deadlines)
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elon just found out that he wasn't talking to Hunter Biden on the phone this whole time, it's just Ye doing his net-and-yahoo Elmo voice
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Musk staring at Hunter Biden’s Wikipedia page, mind blown
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Elon's weird, meaty and pale finger hovers over a single button labeled "hardcore mode"
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