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My husband says Hunter’s dick might not be that big and that it’s probably just an angle thing. He’s clearly trying to trick me into looking for more hog shots and I’m not going to fall for it.
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Print it out and tape it to his forehead while he’s asleep
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Dec 3, 2022 08:06
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I’m not gonna look at hunter dick shots because it cannot possibly live up to its reputation that it has gained from this thread. Never meat your heroes and all that
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Dec 3, 2022 08:10
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Has anyone used the thousands of hunter dong photos to create accurate Hunter Biden dildos? Asking for a friend.
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bird with big dick posted:Has anyone used the thousands of hunter dong photos to create accurate Hunter Biden dildos? Asking for a friend. Don’t you need an accurate laser scanning or something for that? Dunno if pics will cut it. Unless the coders work though the holiday generating code to do it!!
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Frank Frank posted:Print it out and tape it to his forehead while he’s asleep I tried to but the printer ran out of ink halfway through the hog
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bird with big dick posted:Has anyone used the thousands of hunter dong photos to create accurate Hunter Biden dildos? Asking for a friend. You’re asking this assuming that anyone who did would be willing to share those dildos with you
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https://twitter.com/mtaibbi/status/1598827602403160064 I used OneNote's ability to rip text from images so I could see horrible things Hunter was up to. These are definitely NSFW.  Mod Edit: we are not going to post stolen nudes here thank you Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Dec 3, 2022 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:My husband says Hunter’s dick might not be that big and that it’s probably just an angle thing. He’s clearly trying to trick me into looking for more hog shots and I’m not going to fall for it. "There's no way his cock is that big, this has to be a perspective thing" says Tucker Carlson while trying desperately to look for more pictures of Hunter Biden's cock in slightly less flattering light e: He starts texting his producer the title of a new segment, "Hunter Biden Has A Not So Monster Dong???" QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Dec 3, 2022 |
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Dec 3, 2022 08:41
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Ben Shapiro rushing his wife to the hospital, he's screaming at the ER nurse that he's never seen this condition before, claims "She became severely dehydrated after seeing Hunter Biden's peepee, this is abnormal!"
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QuarkJets posted:"Hunter Biden Has A Not So Monster Dong???" Heard this in Tucker Carlson’s voice
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skeleton warrior posted:From about 2012 - 2015, Hunter Biden was on the board of an energy company of Ukraine, ostensibly because he had a degree in something relevant, and much more because his father was currently the Vice-President and Ukrainian companies fearing Russia were trying to get an 'in' with the Obama administration. Thanks for summarizing all of this. Man, I'd forgotten how stupid it was This thread is now exclusively about Hunter's dong
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Dec 3, 2022 08:45
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It wasn't the smoking hog we were hoping for
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QuarkJets posted:"There's no way his cock is that big, this has to be a perspective thing" says Tucker Carlson while trying desperately to look for more pictures of Hunter Biden's cock in slightly less flattering light
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The 2024 election will roll around and in front of every polling place in Texas is a strategically placed 20-foot statue of a nude Hunter Biden getting his cock sucked by Ivanka Trump in a santa hat, Republicans who see it die instantly of a rage-induced heart attack. Texas goes blue. e: A certain chunky South African emerald mine inheritor chuckles at a photograph discretely taken by one of Donald Trump's secret service staff, it looks like someone set off a poo poo hand grenade in Trump's pants QuarkJets fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Dec 3, 2022 |
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Dec 3, 2022 08:58
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The whole kerfluffle is fun and all but perhaps we're getting just a wee bit through-the-looking-glass here.
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Trixie Hardcore posted:My husband says Hunter’s dick might not be that big and that it’s probably just an angle thing. He’s clearly trying to trick me into looking for more hog shots and I’m not going to fall for it.
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shaggy hog story
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Trixie Hardcore posted:My husband says Hunter’s dick might not be that big and that it’s probably just an angle thing. He’s clearly trying to trick me into looking for more hog shots and I’m not going to fall for it. He's just trying to keep you from running off and having a fulfilling life living high on the (Hunter) hog.  imo
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It's basically Twister but Hunter's dick cuts a swathe of destruction throughout rural America and traumatised Helen Hunt.
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The virgin Elon: video game toy guns and caffeine-free diet Coke. Buys a website because his wife left him for being a loser. The chad Hunter: gets attractive women to light his crack pipe for him  EDIT: I guess ?????Edit edit: Hunter is living the life Elon should be living, and probably what many billionaires are already doing. Elon's that much of a nerd that he'd rather spend all day tweeting. All those years of Ambien must screwed him up something awful. PITY BONER fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Dec 3, 2022 |
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MTG probably has weird cross eyed titties, and not even consistent weird, more like Sarah Huckabee where one nip is looking you right in the face but the other one is staring up the chimney (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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ambien sucks it doesn't even make me sleep or see walruses or anything fun just a real dumb chemical thanks for listening
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Hunter Biden posted:The aristocrats. Hey man Nice dick!
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PITY BONER posted:https://web.archive.org/web/20201024235823/https://twitter.com/JSJX_2/status/1320152593742614529 Jesus, that’s not a hog, it’s a javelina
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PITY BONER posted:This was definitely a lame as poo poo "gotcha," especially because it just makes Hunter look cooler. Why is twitter and archive.org both hosting revenge porn. Aren't the penalties for this in the millions? Also, Tabbi and Musk are both posting it too, so they should be charged as well. Comstar fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Dec 3, 2022 |
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Comstar posted:Why is twitter and archive.org both hosting revenge porn. Aren't the penalties for this in the millions? It's not revenge porn if you are showing the world that Hunter has a Big Fat Cock that makes even men go moist.
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I'm awake and eager to catch up on Musk's Twitter report that will finally crack.open the laptop story and reveal the Bidens dark truth to the world!!!!
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Dec 3, 2022 09:47
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Hunter has a big dong and Musk is sharing pictures of it Nvm
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Dec 3, 2022 09:48
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Hunter looks unhappy even though he's in front of a mirror with his big dong out. Maybe these boner pills I've been taking aren't the way to go. I'll have to get much stronger ones.
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I've actually not seen that mirror selfie before. The one that hit the not nws but nws thread by accident is here if you really wanna look at him in a pool holding his fat hog https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3874053&pagenumber=142&perpage=40#post525526805
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tbh this is almost exactly how this went down the first time in october 2020. only difference is we were making fun of giuliani instead of musk
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I mean if evidence was found for trumps sons doing drugs and prostitutes in Ukraine while getting payed millions for 'adviser' jobs from oligarchs I would very much have expected that to be a huge story, especially around the election.
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anchorpunch posted:I mean if evidence was found for trumps sons doing drugs and prostitutes in Ukraine while getting payed millions for 'adviser' jobs from oligarchs I would very much have expected that to be a huge story, especially around the election. The being paid to be an advisor was out long before "the laptop"
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anchorpunch posted:I mean if evidence was found for trumps sons doing drugs and prostitutes in Ukraine while getting payed millions for 'adviser' jobs from oligarchs I would very much have expected that to be a huge story, especially around the election. Trump’s elder sons were employed by him and had White House security clearance. Hunter was just some random dude high as a kite making promises his father was obviously not going to be interested in.
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Ignore my username. Can we not post links to private nude photos? A basic description is as much as we need.
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I never connected the dot and figured out that it could have been some sort of hack, but I am still skeptical about that. I also do not believe there was ever a laptop. I figured out that it was all made up bullshit and the whole thing is a grift where the GOP just yell laptop. Let say that everything in there is 100% true, it just means that Hunter did drugs and prostitute while in Ukraine. Everything else would be circumstantial if it's even true.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Magic The Gathering...? It was more of an angle shoot than a cheat but lol that the guy tried to paint himself in a good light
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Hunter Biden posted:Ignore my username. Hey Hunter, if you got it, flaunt it!
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Bleusilences posted:I never connected the dot and figured out that it could have been some sort of hack, but I am still skeptical about that. I mean unless there's a third way the GOP got the images and txt's of hunter -which none of the Bidens have ever claimed aren't legit-, than it does sort of need to be either some sort of hack, laptop, or I guess hunter giving it to them for some bizarre reason. But yeah, the main thing is it doesn't make hunter look like the greatest person ever -more in that needs a bit of help rather than being a legit bad person- but there's nothing really that should be of US government interest. The interest in it is 100% GOP manufactured.
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