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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
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Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

QuarkJets posted:

Ben Shapiro rushing his wife to the hospital, he's screaming at the ER nurse that he's never seen this condition before, claims "She became severely dehydrated after seeing Hunter Biden's peepee, this is abnormal!"

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potato!
Apr 24, 2008

guys, guys. here's the scandal. Biden (who was secretly president while running for president in 2020) got Twitter to remove photos of his son's penis while Trump (who was secretly not really president while defending his presidency title in 2020) could not get his son's secret penis photos removed from twitter

this is a highest order violation of the 1st amendment

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Only the best and innocent free-speakers are getting unbanned!

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1598795139618512896

Sorry, did I say best? I meant the worst fascist pieces of poo poo. I'm sure advertisers will love to share a platform with a reinstated creator of Stormfront...

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Only the best and innocent free-speakers are getting unbanned!

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1598795139618512896

Sorry, did I say best? I meant the worst fascist pieces of poo poo. I'm sure advertisers will love to share a platform with a reinstated creator of Stormfront...

this is a violation of the 1st commandment

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i have a first amendment right to see large throbbing cocks just the biggest eggplants imaginable loving oak trunks spurting hot goo all over me

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Robo Reagan posted:

i have a first amendment right to see large throbbing cocks just the biggest eggplants imaginable loving oak trunks spurting hot goo all over me

I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court backs up this interpretation.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/noturtlesoup17/status/1598832847540064259

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Robo Reagan posted:

i have a first amendment right to see large throbbing cocks just the biggest eggplants imaginable loving oak trunks spurting hot goo all over me

actually it's a 2nd amendment issue, that thing is large enough to count as a weapon

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

I really want to see "Elon needs to repost and pin the deleted tweets" become a GOP talking point. It can't be that hard to seed this message among these idiots

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Hunter’s dong is bigger than Elon’s.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

What do you suppose odds are Elon refers to Hunter as "Chad" Biden, what with his fat hog, loving dad, friends, and party lifestyle.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Remember when a woman said Elon showed her his penis and he said "nuh uh I can show you my wierd deformed dick right now here on Twitter, that woman is lying"

Whatever happened with that?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Klyith posted:

who cares about sons when trump himself gets in on the deal?
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-trump-property/

OTOH everyone in the trump family is too square to do fun party drugs, and too embarrassed about their tiny micro-hogs to take pictures of banging prostitutes

Lol Jr absolutely abuses the gently caress out of some sort of stimulant. He has been on TV doing that teeth grinding/jaw twitching thing coke heads do.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

the holy poopacy posted:

actually it's a 2nd amendment issue, that thing is large enough to count as a weapon

The right to bear baby arms holding apples

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Elon gives ladies horses because he saw that picture and drew some conclusions.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

The Kingfish posted:

Here’s my justification: I don’t care.

Just to be clear: you don't care that Taibbi needlessly exposed people to potential personal risk from insane chuds/Musk stans, with this non-entity of a story? Just to be 100% clear on this.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna


so you're a piece of poo poo

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

why is nobody talking about how Joe Biden was secretly president all through the 2020 campaign

this is the biggest scoop since arugula

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

no wonder Trump thinks the presidency was stolen from him, Biden was secretly president all along???

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

potato! posted:

why is nobody talking about how Joe Biden was secretly president all through the 2020 campaign

this is the biggest scoop since arugula

Wait until you hear who chuds think was the president during Hurricane Katrina

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Wait until you hear who chuds think was the president during Hurricane Katrina

I heard PResident Ronald Reagan wasn't even in the white house on 9/11

repiv
Aug 13, 2009



no

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Look, it's been firmly established that free speech is when you give Elon money

Nowhere in the story did Hunter Biden give Elon money, Twitter did not give Elon Money, the Biden campaign did not give Elon money, nobody gave Elon money

qed first amendment violation

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:lol:

Is he literally at the top of everyone's feed now?

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

how long until Elmo takes this one down

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Guess this whole situation is a reminder millionaire ceos don’t give a poo poo about their employees and will happily throw them to the wolves, just like Musky here. There’s even an undertone of milion aired solidarity, with all the @jack defense and suggestions he didn’t know anything about how the mod team worked despite being ceo.

Musk makes lowtax look like a responsible website owner.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




"Please love me!"

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

potato! posted:

how long until Elmo takes this one down



It was almost immediately suppressed from the top trending ones while MAGA stuff with less than 4k trends.

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

Mokinokaro posted:

It was almost immediately suppressed from the top trending ones while MAGA stuff with less than 4k trends.

Free Speech means nothing that upsets Strict Daddy

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Pay attention to meeeeee!

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

TulliusCicero posted:

:lol:

Is he literally at the top of everyone's feed now?

lol yes,

His tweets are always suggested for me too

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I blocked him at the start of all this, I can still see all his dumb stuff when I want to, but it doesn't spam up my feed by default any more. Just waiting for it to mysteriously unblock itself.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

potato! posted:

how long until Elmo takes this one down



guess the world cup is over

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I wish unlimited money didn't protect people because someone needs a huuuuuuuuuuuuge wedgie.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Wait until you hear who chuds think was the president during Hurricane Katrina

idk from browsing some of these "Twittergate" reactions I saw more than one image lumping W in with all these other "traitors against democracy" so maybe he's become persona non grata in the chud community

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He spoke against Trump, pretty sure he's considered a RINO.

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

why hasn't the new GOP controlled congress announced an investigation into how Biden secretly became president before the 2020 election in order to rig the 2020 election?

https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1598873075973378048

potato!
Apr 24, 2008

seems more important than hunter's porn photos but :shrug:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
GOP doing the "ngnh" shirt collar pull as they realise that they spent the last few decades teaching red necks wrapped in confederate flags to go "I ant racist mah grandaddy fought the nazis"

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potato!
Apr 24, 2008

learnincurve posted:

GOP doing the "ngnh" shirt collar pull as they realise that they spent the last few decades teaching red necks wrapped in confederate flags to go "I ant racist mah grandaddy fought the nazis"

mah grandaddy fought the nazis... over who would get the last slice of cake at the Wehrmacht cafeteria

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