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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > World Cup Round of 16 Day 1
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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

Vegetable posted:

“I think Martinez tends to stay on his line for these”

*Martinez ventures off his line to claim the free kick*

These Fox commentators are morons

Lmao it would been curling into the 6 yard box if he stayed put

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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


 L Martinez with the Elon Musk-tier hairline, woof

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
kuol time :siren:

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

karmicknight posted:

At least Japan will still be around to carry the torch for the Soccer World Cup.

Don't forget about those Korean nips we all have seen!

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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Don't forget about those Korean nips we all have seen!

Wow just wait until I get to my buttons

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Solid challenge

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
COMEBACK IS ON

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
lol

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 HAHAHAHA

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
 that's not a goal - THIS is a goal

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

 LMAO GET IN

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Nice own goal, idiot.

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Hahahah get hosed

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 We've got God and Anime on our side

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


 Uh oh

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 Lol hell of a deflection lmao

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bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

 Lmao what an ozzie goal

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Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016

vyelkin posted:

that's not a goal - THIS is a goal
it came true!

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 OZZY OZZY OZZY

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

 that's a puskas mate

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Robo Captain
Sep 28, 2013
 Now score another one

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Haha it was going into the stands without the delfection

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L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
Lol that deflection

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Lmaoooo

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ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
 get in

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 Which dumb goal was dumber, the American one or the Australian one?

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The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

vyelkin posted:

that's not a goal - THIS is a goal

kicking the ball off argentines is how to score goals, got it. aussies, you know what to do

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
 What a deflection!

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002

blue squares posted:

Which dumb goal was dumber, the American one or the Australian one?

Yes

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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013
notadefendi totally at fault for that what a poo poo clearance

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Tagliafucko

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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


 Get innnnnn

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Oh gently caress when he slid in I started getting 2006 flashbacks

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

blue squares posted:

Which dumb goal was dumber, the American one or the Australian one?

The American one for how slow it went, cartoon goal

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Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
Well that’s one miracle goal, just need another lol

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

a real chump posted:

Haha it was going into the stands without the delfection

mate it was going into yemen without that deflection

the ghost of steven bradbury is smiling down on us

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Is Palacios related to the rattail guy?

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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
That goal owned

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The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

blue squares posted:

Which dumb goal was dumber, the American one or the Australian one?

us goal looked like physics decided to stop working for a second while a player tripped on the ball, so that one

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
holky gently caress

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