Elon Musk: He only experiences Dunning-Krugerrand

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TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

Lammasu posted:

Trump has said that we need to suspend constitutional rules to redo the election.

Lmao of course old Lumpy latched onto this

Has anyone pointed out:

A. This is not collusion or violation of law: websites can control what is posted there

B. Biden was not even loving President in 2020, so it was literally a request by private citizen?

# ? Dec 3, 2022 22:51

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# ? May 30, 2024 02:32

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

The Last Call posted:

You ever notice the right obsesses over penises?

Be it adults or children.

I don't think that's a left or right thing. I think it's an everyone thing. Same thing w/ boobs.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 22:52

Ars Arcanum: Jan 20, 2005; Best friends make the best weapons

Lammasu posted:

Trump has said that we need to suspend constitutional rules to redo the election.

�the fat suited man from Home Alone 2?

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:02

kru: Oct 5, 2003

Don't leak my taint, please, I beg you

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:11

TyrsHTML: May 13, 2004

TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao of course old Lumpy latched onto this

Has anyone pointed out:

A. This is not collusion or violation of law: websites can control what is posted there

B. Biden was not even loving President in 2020, so it was literally a request by private citizen?

Yes constantly. They dont understand or care.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:13

StrangersInTheNight: Dec 31, 2007; ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

we didn't redo 2016 when comey hosed it all up, we won't redo it here

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:16

The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

Waltzing Along posted:

I don't think that's a left or right thing. I think it's an everyone thing. Same thing w/ boobs.

No, the right is all about what's between peoples legs these days. From drag queens, to kids, to Hunter.

What's funny is they tend to push against gay rights, and every year we see those who crusade against non-straight lifestyles to be in them themselves.

For all their accusations against others, they often tend to be doing what they accuse others of.

Projection is what they're all about.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:17

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

Ars Arcanum posted:

So� someone stole Hunter�s dick pic selfies,

Downloaded them to a laptop they then dropped off at a blind guy�s pc repair shop,

He made them accessible and James Woods posted one on his birdseed account,

James got banned for posting hacked material,

Elon thinks this means Birdseed is bad because it violates the First Amendment because *Hunter�s Dong*,

So he announces a big info drop on guvmint corruption,

Then special brand of rear end in a top hat Taibi posts a long thread explaining this �corruption,�

But it�s just a stolen and leaked pic of Hunter�s dong.

And now chuds think the dick pic is equivalent to�Watergate?

Guys, I�I think I want to go home.

also twitter refused to allow links to the new york post article for like a single day while the twitter content team tried to find out if this was another russian psyop or actual news, which is exactly the same as the government stomping your first amendment rights

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:18

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Castor Poe posted:

Did Eloln leak Hunter's taint yet?

kru posted:

Don't leak my taint, please, I beg you

"Taint Leak" is a good username.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:28

Plan R: Oct 5, 2021; For Romeo

Murdstone posted:

"Taint Leak" is a good username.

Taint Leak? don't fixxit!

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:33

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

TulliusCicero posted:

Lmao of course old Lumpy latched onto this

Has anyone pointed out:

A. This is not collusion or violation of law: websites can control what is posted there

B. Biden was not even loving President in 2020, so it was literally a request by private citizen?

you mean a request by THE DEEP STATE

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:40

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Hunter Biden was the deep state all along, it's the nickname all of those call girls gave him

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:42

Ars Arcanum: Jan 20, 2005; Best friends make the best weapons

ymgve posted:

also twitter refused to allow links to the new york post article for like a single day while the twitter content team tried to find out if this was another russian psyop or actual news, which is exactly the same as the government stomping your first amendment rights

Some customers at my job asked my coworker if the lunch meat our store has is raw, and somehow that�s only the secondest stupid poo poo I�ve heard today, thanks.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:48

Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

_{silly sevens}

Wasn�t Elon gonna do a big Twitter secret reveal today too? I seem to recall him hinting at that yesterday. He�s been suspiciously quiet. I�m hoping because he�s sad that nobody really cared and is now sulking in his room

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:49

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

there's always the chance that his heart failed from stimulant abuse :rip:

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:51

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Steadiman posted:

Wasn�t Elon gonna do a big Twitter secret reveal today too? I seem to recall him hinting at that yesterday. He�s been suspiciously quiet. I�m hoping because he�s sad that nobody really cared and is now sulking in his room

Hunter called him, by Christmas it's gonna be a Biden-oriented platform. New Years if Hunter has chafing.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:51

Castor Poe: Jul 19, 2010; Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Hunter's fat hog stole the elections.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:55

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

thathonkey posted:

there's always the chance that his heart failed from stimulant abuse

We aren't that lucky a species.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:58

Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

every conservative accusation is a confession

# ? Dec 3, 2022 23:58

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Elon is doing a Twitter spaces and invited a bunch of lovely people to also speak.

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:04

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

im pubg mobile

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:04

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

Ehud posted:

Elon is doing a Twitter spaces and invited a bunch of lovely people to also speak.

hahahahahahaha

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:06

Solus: May 31, 2011; Drongos.

I'm DJ Pauly D

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:06

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

The Last Call posted:

No, the right is all about what's between peoples legs these days. From drag queens, to kids, to Hunter.

What's funny is they tend to push against gay rights, and every year we see those who crusade against non-straight lifestyles to be in them themselves.

For all their accusations against others, they often tend to be doing what they accuse others of.

Projection is what they're all about.

It�s also deeply unpopular with normies and moderates. I doubt most moderates are big super progressive Allie�s but most hate the stupid insane mean poo poo the reason right pushes with their various social poo poo and etc. like every pundit I follow is saying this poo poo is why the gop got hosed up in a low turn out midterm that they should have had.

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:07

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

PUBG??

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:08

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

�Elon would you ever consider holding an earnings call on Twitter spaces?�

this is so stupid lol

edit hahaha he just said sure

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:09

confused: Oct 3, 2003; It's just business.

Ehud posted:

Elon is doing a Twitter spaces and invited a bunch of lovely people to also speak.

I really don't understand his game plan here. If it's just LOL own the libs, I don't think he understands how few people outside the terminally online right care and Hunter Biden's laptop. So it's not owning anyone because no one cares and it's just coming off as sad.

The only other reason would be to annoy Joe Biden, but I don't think he cares that much at this point either.

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:10

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Solus posted:

I'm DJ Pauly D

whither DJ Pauly Shore?

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:11

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ehud posted:

Elon is doing a Twitter spaces and invited a bunch of lovely people to also speak.

Mmlurp

Curbs lurb

Chaaaaaaaad

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:11

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Ehud posted:

lol

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:11

A LOVELY LAD: Feb 8, 2006; Hey man, wanna hear a secret?; College Slice

look at this bidens huge balls

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:12

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I mean what can even be said? The long tweet thing itself concluded the government had nothing to do with the laptop

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:12

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

It's clout d-list clout chasers and losers trying to find relevance through proximity to Elon while he pretends to hold court but is, in fact, masturbating to stolen dick pics.

# ? Dec 4, 2022 00:13