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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

he's the Lebron James of soccer

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FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett


apparently the answer to "what do Christian Pulisic and the VW ID.4 have in common", is not "well, neither would be first-choice right now"

always reject the first idea from the ad agency

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

That's just someone who's trying to justify using Geometry after they finished learning it in school.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Lol, Digne hit a near perfect free kick, what is this nonsense.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Shrapnig posted:

Lol, Digne hit a near perfect free kick, what is this nonsense.

There's a weird clique of commentary that's desperately trying to find the gotcha that means they can run ten Hag under pressure headlines. The bizarre one from the Villa match was how United somehow defended it wrong, rather than it being a loving incredible strike.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

This is what Suqit sees when he watches a match.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




blue footed boobie posted:

This is what Suqit sees when he watches a match.

lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Erik 10°

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Erik 10 Yards

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Shrapnig posted:

Lol, Digne hit a near perfect free kick, what is this nonsense.

it was a great free kick, but the wall did seem very deep. Not deep enough to get the protractor out, but hey, it's the internet

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

The wall might have headed the ball if it was positioned correctly. I don’t think it’s a crazy thing to be arguing about. There should be tools or tech to help refs with this sort of thing.

The more funny part of this incident is Emi Martinez walking all the way up to the free kick taker to help his team position the wall. Never seen a keeper do that before. Ignore the misleading name but this video shows it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov1dLI2B0qI

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Vegetable posted:

The more funny part of this incident is Emi Martinez walking all the way up to the free kick taker to help his team position the wall. Never seen a keeper do that before. Ignore the misleading name but this video shows it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov1dLI2B0qI

Mike Maignan does this for every free kick in range and it works. I expect to see a lot more keepers do this in the future.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i didn’t see what martinez did :confused:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

jesus WEP posted:

i didn’t see what martinez did :confused:

He's positioning his two men in the wall to make it easier for the assumed path of the free kick to get through. Telling them where to move and stand.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Oh okay. If only there was a second arrow so I would have noticed that

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.


Back here once again with terrible poo poo I see from Man City social media so you have to too

The caption being "I'm a City fan, get me to the Etihad!" which makes barely any sense even if you're aware of the reality show it is pastiching

Butterfly Valley fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Nov 9, 2022

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Who are those people?

Edit: In the picture, not the dingleberries at City's social media team.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Alvarez, Laporte, Gündoğan

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Butterfly Valley posted:



Back here once again with terrible poo poo I see from Man City social media so you have to too

The caption being "I'm a City fan, get me to the Etihad!" which makes barely any sense even if you're aware of the reality show it is pastiching

"Our stadium is too difficult for our fans to access" is not an explanation I expected for the empty seats

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Butterfly Valley posted:



Back here once again with terrible poo poo I see from Man City social media so you have to too

The caption being "I'm a City fan, get me to the Etihad!" which makes barely any sense even if you're aware of the reality show it is pastiching

Sorry dude, that picture rules!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/adriandelmonte/status/1591916425564000256

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Poonaldo LMAoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
https://twitter.com/Barcajim3/status/1591850841711034368

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/yokoono/status/831573723891249152

Angstronaut
Apr 26, 2005

is there no shame?
https://twitter.com/AlexiLalas/status/1594340588509401100?t=4GYxNrbipHVoHKyQwwWX4A&s=19

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/archive/2022/11/last-americans-have-arrived-world-cup/672274/

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

That looks like Starmer

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Coohoolin posted:

That looks like Starmer
He looks like the heel manager for an Arabian WWE wrestler.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

I like how this guy admits he was a delusional moron about our chances before but this time we’re good for real, and then cites Weston McKennie as evidence

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

blue footed boobie posted:

This is what Suqit sees when he watches a match.

:perfect:

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1599274801012482048?t=t3PfqukmeJdpz0rlnWf1Yg&s=19

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

:chloe:

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Saw this during the live match reporting on the BBC, I cannot take it seriously with England over France

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TreborRhurbarb/status/1599688881649381376

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

pik_d posted:

Saw this during the live match reporting on the BBC, I cannot take it seriously with England over France



Lol I love Argentina redeeming themselves as potential tournament winners by beating *checks notes* football giants Australia

Rid
Jun 16, 2003

What do you mean you're out of butter?

pik_d posted:

Saw this during the live match reporting on the BBC, I cannot take it seriously with England over France



Weird that Japan isn't even on the chart?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Rid posted:

Weird that Japan isn't even on the chart?
they cropped the top off by accident

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
lmao once again at Spain

https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/1600243204573519891

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