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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Pontius Pilate posted:

I like the big horsey helmet!

the white horsey helmet doesn't feel like it pops enough. it's a ghost horse, which is a dead horse, and no one like beating dead horses.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

On the contrary, the Chiefs will very much enjoy beating the broncos twice this year.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

the white horsey helmet doesn't feel like it pops enough. it's a ghost horse, which is a dead horse, and no one like beating dead horses.

Do any of these fix that?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I like the subtle pop of the second one or the obnoxiousness of the third one

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

SalTheBard posted:

I know it's bound to happen eventually, but the fact that it's been 7 years since that happened last is awesome to me. gently caress the Broncos forever and ever.

If the Broncos win a game against the Chiefs this year I will donate $10 to the charity of your choice each time it happens.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I'll do the same if the Chiefs win.

Kull the Conqueror posted:

All right count me in $25 each time KC beats Denver this year.

Since the NFL doesn't seem to give a gently caress about women, I nominate Resources for Abortion Delivery for the charity if Denver wins.

I can't believe it's taken to December for the teams to play. Tomorrow is the big day!!

Edit: Not tomorrow, I'm a dumb rear end

SalTheBard fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Dec 3, 2022

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


See, that's why Russell Wilson is a good dude. He knew we made these bets and wanted us to contribute to charity so he's been preparing himself mentally and physically for these Chiefs games all season. What a guy.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

SalTheBard posted:

I can't believe it's taken to December for the teams to play. Tomorrow is the big day!!

Are you living in the future?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

SalTheBard posted:

I can't believe it's taken to December for the teams to play. Tomorrow is the big day!!

Doesn't Denver play Baltimore tomorrow

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Yes I am living in the future. With all the talk of the game getting flexed, I thought it was this week.


My 3 year old son has been sleeping really poorly so I am basically a zombie right now

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

a neat cape posted:

Doesn't Denver play Baltimore tomorrow

Ya, and we get a rematch of the afc championship

I like the orange horsey helmet but white horsey with orange eye should be used around Halloween

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdAQcCtY6GY

This is hilarious. Pat and Travis are great together.

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Is this the worst the Broncos have ever been?

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Yes.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

waffle enthusiast posted:

Is this the worst the Broncos have ever been?

The Broncos have had exactly FIVE seasons where they won less than five games. Five in 57 years. They've had TWO where they won three or less. One of those was the strike-shortened '82 season where they went 2-7 with scabs, and the other was their second season in existence in 1967 where they won 3.

If they can't win another game, this is the worst full-length Broncos season since the NFL-AFL merger.

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


waffle enthusiast posted:

Is this the worst the Broncos have ever been?

By far- they're definitely the most boring, infuriating, and frustrating to watch, and I watched every game last year. Hard to believe we've gone backwards from Fangio/Bridgewater throwing short of the sticks every 3rd down but here we are.

This offense is literally the worst one I've ever seen period, at any level. My 6th grade pee wee team was awful, and even we scored more than 10 points a game.

Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Tbf, it’s a sad combination of below average capabilities AND bad game management AND the injury bug. So on the bright side, we have nowhere to go but up

unless the defense deteriorates next year

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Mods

Please change 7-10 to 4-13.

Thank You

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I am sad

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

To be fair, you should have seen that coming. Jacobs is running like a man that's soon to be very rich and the Chargers suck a lot at stopping it.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

LiquidFriend posted:

To be fair, you should have seen that coming. Jacobs is running like a man that's soon to be very rich and the Chargers suck a lot at stopping it.

Well yeah.

Still sad though

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

I would be too but I knew that Bengals rear end kicking was coming all along.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
It's drat GOOD to win

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Any theories as to why the refs didn't steal this one?

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


they know that the truth was reaching critical mass and now they're overcompensating to discredit it by allowing a small win streak

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Any theories as to why the refs didn't steal this one?

Chargers are really bad OP.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Any theories as to why the refs didn't steal this one?

Every now and then you have to string a sucker along a little ways.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Any theories as to why the refs didn't steal this one?

Chargers tripping over their own hogs is a force even ref interference cannot disrupt

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Any theories as to why the refs didn't steal this one?

They tried!



This was on the pick six, flag for dpi was picked up after the check cashed

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Blitz of 404 Error posted:

They tried!



This was on the pick six, flag for dpi was picked up after the check cashed

The makeup call was that 4th quarter no-call on Keenan

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

a neat cape posted:

The makeup call was that 4th quarter no-call on Keenan

That's actually true

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

The Las Vegas Raiders

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LiquidFriend posted:

The Las Vegas Raiders

The Aristocrats in football form.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


I can't believe the refs forced the Raiders to sign Tillery, this has gone too far

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Raiders fans turning into MAGA. They can never lose, they can only be cheated.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Feelin like I should've watched the game

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Feelin like I should've watched the game

Only the fourth quarter.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Only the fourth quarter.

i watch football to experience pain, just to know what it's like to feel

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Raiders fans turning into MAGA. They can never lose, they can only be cheated.

if Carr kept a MAGA hat in his locker he'd at least be one step closer on his career long B-tier Brady aspirations

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

3 DONG HORSE posted:

i watch football to experience pain, just to know what it's like to feel

Well just imagine you're a Raiders fan.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Well just imagine you're a Raiders fan.

*imagines*

stabs neighbor

can't believe the refs made me do this

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