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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
What can I do if she's lost?
Just the thought fills my heart with Pink Sauce.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Are you mixing up a teddy bear?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

SKVLK posted:

Sweet potatoes in all forms are AFP. Blech.
:mods:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I'll allow it

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I promised/dared a sweet-toothed friend to split this with me when we met up in Kobe this weekend. It was about as you'd expect, not awful unless you thought about it. Then all you can think of is eating straight Kroger Bakery buttercream frosting on Wonder Bread, and you can't wait to be done with it. I've never had a fruit sandwich (which is what this basically is, "improved" by removing the fruit), but I suspect the fruit would help with the texture and break up the sameness. C- would not eat again.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


Completely Normal Ideas For Soup: Use it in place of a birthday cake!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The Soup Nog recipe feels like some sort of ironic punishment.

Sudsygoat
Jul 19, 2013
yep, just gonna sit down with an icy shot of beef broth

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Soup for my family? how about soup for my enemies?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Haifisch posted:



Completely Normal Ideas For Soup: Use it in place of a birthday cake!

Or......

mystery bug
Oct 9, 2021

Haifisch posted:



Completely Normal Ideas For Soup: Use it in place of a birthday cake!
Once a day...

every day...

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A can a weekday, that's all we ask



e: also lol @ the ever-present mid-century "aid in your digestion" — people just continually blocked up or making GBS threads themselves and that's perpetual news item #1 for the American Household

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





I'm gonna have pudding sandwiches for dinner, and this thread can't stop me!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pookah posted:

I'm gonna have pudding sandwiches for dinner, and this thread can't stop me!

Initiating an IP trace and alerting local food law enforcement as we speak

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Captain Hygiene posted:

Initiating an IP trace and alerting local food law enforcement as we speak

I flee the scene through a complex series of tunnels, trailing delicious fragments of white pudding and toasted bread as I go.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
To be fair cold beef broth and tomato soup cake are memory holed for their utter inconsequentiality. Completely pedestrian things to do for no real reason thus falling out of favor.

Beef noodle with a melba toast with candles sticking out is utterly sinister and soup nogs has to be straight out of a "diet" book.

Data Graham posted:

A can a weekday, that's all we ask



e: also lol @ the ever-present mid-century "aid in your digestion" — people just continually blocked up or making GBS threads themselves and that's perpetual news item #1 for the American Household
I don't know that this has gone away as much as the affected have figured out this is instantly solvable with a spoon of psyllium husk to cast a perfect casting of your colon to shove everything out.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008


It was cute when I thought the green bits were peas and it was a savoury cake. Oh no.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Sodium Chloride posted:

It was cute when I thought the green bits were peas and it was a savoury cake. Oh no.

It's actually really good, all kinds of strange poo poo works fine in that role in a cake without changing the final flavor at all.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I’ve heard from multiple accounts that tomato soup cake is Actually Good, You Guys so maybe there really is something to it?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yeah, I actually figured there might be some merit to it, like it might fall somewhere close to carrot cake. The ad just made me laugh.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

It's just another fruitcake. Might have to add more sugar instead of letting the tomato do the sweetening like you might for other for other fruit, but you have to do the same thing with chocolate too.

Certainly going to be an interesting flavor.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

TheSwizzler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GbZp4VVzOo

Decent overview of the Pink Sauce brouhaha including testing the recipe

tl;dw:
The recipe as listed works (emulsified by pectin)
It's probably safe and shelf stable
No credible reports of anyone getting sick

The mental image of a tiktok influencer mailing out opened bottles of spoiled mayo with red dye in them to dipshits is funny as hell though, but seemingly not that accurate.

Still gross.

It was pretty interesting that the fresh dragonfruit worked as an emulsifier, honestly. I love when Ann tests stuff.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Of course Emmy made it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5XKePPERk

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

patron saint of the thread.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Haifisch posted:



Completely Normal Ideas For Soup: Use it in place of a birthday cake!

I'm picturing 4 year old all hopped up on sugar absolutely blasting the candles on the soup cake, spraying soup everywhere

the melba toast is nowhere to be found

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

I’ve heard from multiple accounts that tomato soup cake is Actually Good, You Guys so maybe there really is something to it?

I think I tried making a tomato soup chocolate cake once. It was much better than one would think.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
In an alternate universe canned tomato soup is called berry juice and it's solely used in baked goods.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWyDYL5U1gU

I mean, we do have carrot cake, which is similarly spiced with cinnamon. And also has a similarly bizzare effect on my taste buds in that I also think it tastes kind of like coffee when it includes no coffee.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Dec 5, 2022

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Goji berries are pretty much slightly sweeter tomatoes (though the ones that we got ended up tasting more like peppers).

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Physalis is tiny tomatoes with fun natural packaging.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Paladinus posted:

Physalis is tiny tomatoes with fun natural packaging.

look at this, what is up you weird fruit.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Like a lacy tomatillo! We had those in my parent's backyard, they were very fun to play with. I called them fairy lanterns if I recall.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1599765540502786048

Ah, just the way to really kick off another work week

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Prepackaged food gotta gently caress off with this "served with" poo poo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think the worst part is just... whole tomatoes.

Grilled tomatoes fine, even canned tomatoes OK, but whole loving tomatoes...

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1599765540502786048

Ah, just the way to really kick off another work week

England's thinkin' about those beans.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/fuckedupfoods/status/1599765540502786048

Ah, just the way to really kick off another work week

I'm pondering how to check the allergy update without loving everything up

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I feel like screaming WHY into someone's face.

eggs, sausages and bacon cook extremely fast and suck preserved, beans come in a can and tomatoes are not hard.

When you've made an insult to British cuisine you should rethink your life.

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

Data Graham posted:

e: also lol @ the ever-present mid-century "aid in your digestion" — people just continually blocked up or making GBS threads themselves and that's perpetual news item #1 for the American Household

The importance of dietary fiber wasn't really understood until the 60's, so...

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

OwlFancier posted:

I think the worst part is just... whole tomatoes.

Grilled tomatoes fine, even canned tomatoes OK, but whole loving tomatoes...

i always felt like a picky eater weirdo for just being repelled by raw tomatoes so i like it when i encounter fellow travelers. on burgers, salad, whatever, get that poo poo away from me. my dad would eat raw tomatoes like apples.

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