World Cup Round of 16 Day 3

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

The softest loving kicks wow

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the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

England levels of penalty bottling :sad:

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

How the gently caress do you let the keeper make three saves in a WORLD loving CUP?!?

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HallelujahLee: May 3, 2009

what in the world was that third croatian shot

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joepinetree: Apr 5, 2012

Lol that croatia is going to pk their way to the final again

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KidDynamite: Feb 11, 2005

whypick1 posted:

NOPE

holy gently caress how are they so bad at pens

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Aggro: Apr 24, 2003; STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

Is this keeper a wizard or do these kicks just suck out loud

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

vyelkin posted:

croatian keeper is a penalty beast

Seems like 80% poo poo pen 20% good keeping

:rip:

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bad_fmr: Nov 28, 2007

Shameful penos

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Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

gently caress OFF CROATIA

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paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Lmao go home nippons

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

what a letdown

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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Anime is sad

Anime is defeated

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

I would simply kick the loving ball really hard

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Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

lol Japan

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dew worm: Apr 20, 2019

unbelievable that Japan still had a shot at 2-1

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Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Ahahahaha Ffs seppukku time boys

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Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Aggro posted:

Is this keeper a wizard or do these kicks just suck out loud

both

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ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

have the japanese considered kicking the ball into the air

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Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Japan going with the 50% effort kick is sure a tactic.

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Some fail-rear end pens up in here

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ChaosReaper: Feb 19, 2005; When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Well gently caress a duck

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

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bofa salesman: Nov 6, 2009

Rip Japan

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Aggro posted:

Is this keeper a wizard or do these kicks just suck out loud

They are the worst possible PKs - slow and within the keeper's reach

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

God, penalty kicks are such a bullshit way to end a match.

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vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

it turns out anime is not real

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

lol Japan.

Should have put your fakkin laces through 'em

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Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

If I were the Japanese manager I would simply tell my players to do anything other than medium-speed strikes at close to ground level

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

peace out japan

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Harry Lime: Feb 27, 2008

what a loving weird shootout, wildly low energy for the stakes

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Doctor Teeth: Sep 12, 2008

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

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Weaponized Cum: Aug 31, 2004; This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Whole team needs to apologize to the nation after this poo poo fr

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scourgeofthe7bees: Jun 21, 2008

Haven�t seen pens that bad since England in [insert tournament here]

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Paperhouse: Dec 31, 2008; I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

lame

the boring old man team lives to walk around the pitch again

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Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.