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Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

OwlFancier posted:

Everyone on youtube started flogging that stupid "buy land in scotland and call yourself a lord" scam and it's bizzare how many people apparently think it's real and also that it's still around because I remember it being a thing decades ago.

Apparently Highland Titles (probably the one you remember from decades ago) are super loving mad about the Established Titles outfit (this is the new one). Both are dumb-rear end grifts with basically the same pitch of selling you a souvenir plot that gives you the "right" to call yourself a Lord and then also some trees get planted and the company commits to never developing on "your" land. But Highland Titles actually owns a nature reserve with a visitor centre and recognition from Visit Scotland, while Established Titles buys small plots of marginal land and then donates to a greenwashing charity to plant trees on its behalf (iirc one youtuber worked out that they've probably earned $50m+ in revenue but donated only about $40,000 to the tree charity)

Basically a large multinational real estate corporation discovered the grift and has thought, "wait, what if we do this but skip all the stuff that costs money except marketing?"

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Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

No moon simile, 4/10

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
For not a lot of effort and an afternoon you can set yourself up sonarr and radarr and usenet to your hearts content without any p2p element or pressures please have a look in the sh/sc thread.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

forkboy84 posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/05/risky-online-behaviour-almost-normalised-among-young-people-says-study

The article goes on and tries to link this to the online safety bill but man. "Cyberdeviancy". Trolling and piracy (a victimless crime) being put on the same category as posting revenge porn and posting hate speech? Yeah, alright guys.
It's funny, the latest episode of Kill James Bond (Equilibrium), Devon was talking about how kids are absolutely feral now.

We tend to hear about the good ones because of selection bias - Abi was surprised to hear that, and her reasoning was that she'd just met with a group of trans youths about the amazing stuff they're doing, but unfortunately Dev continues to maintain that the majority of them are basically radicalised by unfiltered tiktok which is just prank videos and Andrew Tate.

Twitter is bad - moreso now Musk has taken off all the limiters on the timeline - but default tiktok is a nightmarish hellscape. The problem is that once you like and follow a few accounts, the algorithm is really good at showing you only stuff you'll like. My wife follows it for D&D, mushrooms, silversmithing etc and absolutely loves it. People who've been on there a while will defend it because it eventually becomes fun and you rarely get crossover between different polarities (unlike twitter).

But if you sign in with a fresh account or an incognito browser tab and just look at the default feed, it's absolutely horrible. Clickbait about injured animals, women jumping round in bikinis, instagram grindset bragging reels. And those are the accounts Tate and the chuds attach themselves to so they can get into the default recommended page.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Dev continues to maintain that the majority of them are basically radicalised by unfiltered tiktok which is just prank videos and Andrew Tate.

This sounds like total speculation and our generation's version of "TV/D&D/video games is corrupting today's youth". Like yeah those shits definitely exist but I'd want proof to show they exist in any larger number than other generations

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The eroticism of Johann Wolfgang von Goethe and the new graphite pencil is turning the children into sexual deviants.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Rarity posted:

This sounds like total speculation and our generation's version of "TV/D&D/video games is corrupting today's youth". Like yeah those shits definitely exist but I'd want proof to show they exist in any larger number than other generations
I suspect it's more that those kids are the very vocal minority and the other kids are going along with it so they don't get targetted.

Unfiltered tiktok is much, much worse than twitter though, even new Musk flavoured twitter.

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

Guavanaut posted:

The eroticism of Johann Wolfgang von Goethe and the new graphite pencil is turning the children into sexual deviants.
The Sorrows of Young Werther did actually cause a spate of suicides.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I always find it difficult to credit the new thing corrupting the yoooths because whenever I work magazines, there is like an entire bay of MY HUSBAND SEX KILLED MY CHILD WITH AN AXE magazines for presumably old people.

Mesopotamia
Apr 12, 2010
Big fan of The Spectator's defence of the royal hanger who got turfed out for being racist the other day.

Big Brain Toff posted:

And now we come to the crux of this tragedy. Susan Hussey has no prejudices at all. She spent much of her life married to a man called Marmaduke, who had one leg.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I suspect it's more that those kids are the very vocal minority and the other kids are going along with it so they don't get targetted.

Unfiltered tiktok is much, much worse than twitter though, even new Musk flavoured twitter.

Unfiltered TikTok is just as capable of taking you down a hole of queer anarcho-communism. The algorithm is incredibly effective but all it does is respond to your own interests.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Bobby Deluxe posted:

women jumping round in bikinis

Oh no :monocle:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

cat botherer posted:

The Sorrows of Young Werther did actually cause a spate of suicides.
It caused a moral panic that it was causing a bunch of adolescents to dress up as the characters and kill themselves. Not much different to the similar panics around the works of Sylvia Plath, Gloomy Sunday, emo music, Dungeons and Dragons, heavy metal, or the supposed TikTok literally kill yourself challenges.

Absent any shift in suicide rates it sounds more like a subculture sprung up around the work and then some members of that subculture killed themselves, and members of other subcultures found it more compelling to blame "the kids dressing weird" again.

OwlFancier posted:

I always find it difficult to credit the new thing corrupting the yoooths because whenever I work magazines, there is like an entire bay of MY HUSBAND SEX KILLED MY CHILD WITH AN AXE magazines for presumably old people.
This I do think is more concerning, because it convinces impressionable and isolated older people that there's sex axe killers lurking around every corner and that the violent crime rate must be about a billion times the reported one, which could be linked to an increased tendency to vote for millions more police harassing teens all day.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


Speaking of NHS, I've been having odd, inconsistent vertigo for about 6 months and have noticed I'm slowly losing hearing in my ear, went to my GP and at exactly the same time everyone here was talking about wax removal my GP noticed I had lots of soft wax. Had that removed. Wait 2 weeks on the vertigo and see.

Hearing kept getting worse so said gently caress it and booked a private GP with my work insurance last Sunday. Got seen at 1220am same day.

Referred to ENT, saw them thursday. Same day hearing test, 30 percent reduction in high frequencies in left ear. Straight back to ENT for an endoscope. Weakened left vocal chord too but no infection or anything physical. Much brow furrowing he booked me for an MRI the next day with "Urgent" written on top to look at my ear and base of skull.

Cue squeaky bum time.

His secretary calls me friday and says he's going to look at it over the weekend and call me at 730am Monday. Double squeak time.

The good news. I don't have a brain tumor. Yay.
Apparently I have an arachnoid cyst at the base of my skull that is pressing on my nerves. Which very little can be done about but it may be literally causing all my health issues from adhd to migraines to numbness and all.

Being referred to a board of neurosurgeons next.

loving hell. If i had a brain tumour I'd be dead before they noticed and they'd still ask me to just wait a couple weeks and see if the death stays around.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I am glad you don't have a brain tumour Mebh and I hope they can at least do something to help with the symptoms if not fix the cause.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I am glad you don't have a brain tumour Mebh and I hope they can at least do something to help with the symptoms if not fix the cause.

Wow, same.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Andrew Tate is a problem but I have little interest in listening to people in the news media talk about the radicalisation of youths online when they've basically turned everyone over 60 into slop brained Tories.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Centrist Pundit:We all have to be worried about online radicalisation leading to a rise of The Far Right

Also Centrist Pundits: Finally, some grown up politics

https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1599814041454534656

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Gambrinus posted:

CVs...

I think there used to be a goon run service that would brush it up for you but I can't remember what they're called.

I have used Parahexavoctal from Goon Mart and he was very good. He charged me ~$200USD but I spent a good couple of hours talking to him in some depth and he then spent a few hours writing it up and formatting etc. and gave me a killer CV. Worth it 'since it could make the difference between an extra £5 grand a year or something. This was ~3 years ago so I'm not sure if his prices have changed etc. and I think he actually just does an hourly rate so it depends on how difficult your CV is.

Mebh posted:

Apparently I have an arachnoid cyst at the base of my skull that is pressing on my nerves.

I'm sure this is not that but it sounds like you have spiders in your head.

In all seriousness though I hope this gets sorted for you!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's named after the arachnoid membrane, which is what keeps spiders out of your brain and spinal cord and is missing in most journalists.

OwlFancier posted:

I am glad you don't have a brain tumour Mebh and I hope they can at least do something to help with the symptoms if not fix the cause.
Also this, hope everything goes well Mebh.

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Gonzo McFee posted:

Centrist Pundit:We all have to be worried about online radicalisation leading to a rise of The Far Right

Also Centrist Pundits: Finally, some grown up politics

https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1599814041454534656

Here he comes! Krackdown Keith! The government the country deserves.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

keep punching joe posted:

Oxford English Dictionary has selected 'goblin mode' as it's word of the year.

But surely that is two words?

Word of the year? Why is this the first time I ever heard this word (phrase)?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's been a thing since dictionaries wanted to remind people that they still exist and are still adding words.



2020 was just wailing and gnashing of teeth.

e: ^^ It's actually woak in Anglo-Saxon.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Emoji tears of joy is a poo poo word.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


As a comparative latecomer to this thread, why is he called Keith?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

As a comparative latecomer to this thread, why is he called Keith?

He looks like a Keith

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

As a comparative latecomer to this thread, why is he called Keith?

He doesn't deserve the name Keir.

The name Keir belongs to people who found labour parties, not destroy them

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

As a comparative latecomer to this thread, why is he called Keith?

Autocorrect originally and then it became apparent that it really winds up Sensible Grown-Up Politics People so obviously it's being run into the ground.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Kieth, doesn't even deserve his name to be spelt correctly.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

As a comparative latecomer to this thread, why is he called Keith?
It didn't start there, but also here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl9hDAvPOL8

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

As a comparative latecomer to this thread, why is he called Keith?



The duck is capitalism.

Or Keith is the duck and the Keith in blue is the Tories

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's Matt Hancock and Michael Gove though :confused:

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


smellmycheese posted:



The duck is capitalism.

Or Keith is the duck and the Keith in blue is the Tories

This is my favourite explanation and the one I'm going to remember.

Though I did think Chegwin initially.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Dead Goon posted:

Emoji tears of joy is a poo poo word.
cry-laugh emoji was definitely the word of the year for 2015 though

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Bants emoji 😂😂

ugh

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Bobby Deluxe posted:

cry-laugh emoji was definitely the word of the year for 2015 though

Elon Musk currently beating a 7 year old trend into the ground on his newly acquired chat forum

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



smellmycheese posted:

Elon Musk currently beating a 7 year old trend into the ground on his newly acquired chat forum

As opposed to what he usually does to 7 year olds?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
I hate this fucker 😂

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
If you use the bants smiley you're a millenial

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