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Meh, they've reckoned it to within 1%, what the hell more do you bums expect without paying for it?
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how many significant digits do your gallons have
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Dec 6, 2022 06:14
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I'd like to purchase one hogshead of your liquid product, please.
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Dec 6, 2022 06:18
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First of May posted:I'd like to purchase one hogshead of your liquid product, please. Sir, this is a modern brewery. We measure volume in beer barrels. One of which is equal to 31 US gallons or 36 imperial gallons in the UK. It's very simple...
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I would absolutely struggle working in brewing in the states. We work in litres and hectolitres, metres and millimetres, grams and kilograms, and everything is easy. It was a trip working in Canada in my old industry and suddenly cables were in feet, not metres. Except when they weren’t. Just metric everything, imo Also I cannot stop reading bbl as “bubble”.
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First of May posted:I'd like to purchase one hogshead of your liquid product, please. Is that a hog fed on town or country bushels?
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Dec 6, 2022 06:53
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High Precision Gallons
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It drives me nuts too to see 4.6e^-5 gallons/minute but yes, that is how our software puts it. If it’s any consolation, buyers can change it. Edit: and yes, it doesn’t change to ml, units are set per fluid and don’t change. TaurusTorus fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Dec 6, 2022 |
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Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5-s-4KPtD8
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TaurusTorus posted:4.6e^-5 gallons/minute cant stop laughing
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Had a meeting today, got some clarifications on stuff. End of production on the SMD lines is probably gonna be end of Feb/beginning of March, end of production at wave solder will probably be within days of that. Not expecting to still be employed by my birthday (4/14). Plant director pulled me aside after the meeting to confirm my hire date with me (I'm the only person on staff who's worked there under 5 years). Once that was confirmed he told me they're going to treat me as if I'm fully vested in my 401 and pay me the full amount they owe me on match since I'll never be more than 3.5/5 years, which was something I wanted to talk to him about at some point. They're gonna pay 3 months of COBRA for all of us, too. I'm pretty bummed out, this is the best job I've ever had, the benefits package was sweet (grandfathered in to paying $14/check for health insurance lol, everyone who left early immediately regretted it when they got a new job and did their 90 days because of that, specifically), and I'm gonna miss pointing out our poo poo on TV and going, "yeah I made all the circuit boards in that because my plant is the only one in the world that manufactures that product line." Shed a tear for us when/if you watch the halftime show next year. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Dec 6, 2022 |
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MrQwerty posted:Had a meeting today, got some clarifications on stuff. End of production on the SMD lines is probably gonna be end of Feb/beginning of March, end of production at wave solder will probably be within days of that. Not expecting to still be employed by my birthday (4/14). I got an SMD line for you right here pal
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ben shapino posted:I got an SMD line for you right here pal SM Deez nutz. No, wait. Ow. Stop.
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Someone deleted my company email address. Like I can't sign in because my username no longer exists. I'm either fired or work for the most bumbling loving idiots on the continent or both. I need another job.
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kntfkr posted:Someone deleted my company email address. Like I can't sign in because my username no longer exists. And let me guess, you can't put in a ticket because you don't have email? You are now the forgotten employee. Don't have to do any work, but still collect a paycheck. Zil fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Dec 6, 2022 |
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Zil posted:And let me guess, you can't put in a ticket because you don't have email? You are now the forgotten employee. Don't have to do any work, bust still collect a paycheck. yeah I say let it ride
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My boss asked me about making a hard seltzer. I think I've traveled back in time to the year 2019. Maybe he'll ask me for a brut IPA next.
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Escape From Noise posted:My boss asked me about making a hard seltzer. I think I've traveled back in time to the year 2019. Maybe he'll ask me for a brut IPA next. When are you going to make a cider?
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Zil posted:When are you going to make a cider? I don't know. The problem with doing anything other than beer basically is that it's a different license. I can technically make cider, seltzer, or mead, but it needs to include a certain percentage of malt.
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Escape From Noise posted:I don't know. The problem with doing anything other than beer basically is that it's a different license. I can technically make cider, seltzer, or mead, but it needs to include a certain percentage of malt. Oh I know, I was just being an rear end because your bosses seem to like chasing trends instead of just focusing on one quality product.
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malted cider sounds like it could be interesting imo
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Sounds like an abomination.
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TaurusTorus posted:A machine moves between multiple teams and shifts over days, and if I squirrel away the caps I may not be present when they are finally needed, and I won't know in advance who to give them to. People do remove the caps then put them in bags secured to the machines, but people just steal the caps from those too. I kept thinking about this, and I'm wondering if there's a common work area for every shift/team, and if so, why don't you: 1. have a "cap bin" in that area, and when you receive the machines to build, all the caps go in there. People are stealing caps from other machines, so I'm assuming that the caps aren't tied to a specific machine, ie, they are fungible in that regard 2. the machine is built, capless 3. before shipping, someone grabs a cap from the cap bin and stick it in the finished machine. Since all the caps correspond to one machine, and they aren't lost/destroyed in the bin, then the number of caps should always match. this probably doesn't work for your purposes, but i kept thinking about this last night. i kinda like trying to solve these stupid problems
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Space Kablooey posted:i kinda like trying to solve these stupid problems get certed in cGDP/cGMP process then work it for a half a decade, and your entire life can be this forever after giving yourself another mental illness! I want to be a fly on the wall at OP's work for a couple shifts after everything they posted
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Zil posted:Oh I know, I was just being an rear end because your bosses seem to like chasing trends instead of just focusing on one quality product. Oh. Duh. Yeah. It's kind of the issue I have. Hard seltzer also doesn't really make sense here. In the US it makes sense because it's like a weird tax loophole. It especially made sense before canned cocktails became legal ly available for sale. Here the tax on our fermented hard seltzer is going to be pretty high and canned cocktails, most very similar to hard seltzer have been available forever. MrQwerty posted:malted cider sounds like it could be interesting imo Some breweries have done it here with some success I guess. A former boss makes it but it's apparently pretty bad.
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Just make a regular cider and then drop some malted milk balls in it when you serve it.
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Escape From Noise posted:Sir, this is a modern brewery. We measure volume in beer barrels. One of which is equal to 31 US gallons or 36 imperial gallons in the UK. It's very simple... Oh ho we manufacture for the global market so everything is done in mL but because of the government we also have to report everything in gallons for tax purposes. Regular imperial gallons? Oh no, my friend, you're going to report that rum in wine gallons.
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tactlessbastard posted:Oh ho we manufacture for the global market so everything is done in mL but because of the government we also have to report everything in gallons for tax purposes. I'm so glad I don't have to gently caress with this poo poo just grams and liters.
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Precision wine gallons.
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Wine should be measured in god's own unit: the 3 litre box-bag.
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MrQwerty posted:get certed in cGDP/cGMP process then work it for a half a decade, and your entire life can be this forever after giving yourself another mental illness! Another one? 
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I was talking to a co-worker, who told me once on a client call, the client specified that we include "1 kilogram = 1000 grams" on every batch record
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Johnny Truant posted:I was talking to a co-worker, who told me once on a client call, the client specified that we include "1 kilogram = 1000 grams" on every batch record This product must be for Americans.
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Zil posted:And let me guess, you can't put in a ticket because you don't have email? You are now the forgotten employee. Don't have to do any work, but still collect a paycheck. That's pretty much my working day anyway. No work, waiting for emails that may or may not come. The downside is I live in fear of losing this do nothing job that pays the bills.
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Machai posted:Just make a regular cider and then drop some malted milk balls in it when you serve it. 
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Space Kablooey posted:Another one? If you willingly choose to work cGxP stuff, with your coworkers, you already had that one anyway. As you will find out.
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It‘s amazing how utterly terrified Americans have learned to react to unit conversion in general.
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Neco posted:It‘s amazing how utterly terrified Americans have learned to react to unit conversion in general. I have worked exclusively in metric for nearly a decade
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Space Kablooey posted:I kept thinking about this, and I'm wondering if there's a common work area for every shift/team, and if so, why don't you: This is the first time I've ever seen 'fungible' in the wild without referring to NFTs.
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