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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1598749201353023488

:hmmyes:

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yep

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
that is actually an infinite-sided die, please fix

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



haveblue posted:

that is actually an infinite-sided die, please fix

it only rolls 1 tho

an actual 1d∞ would be more like a token with a display

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



anyway a spherical die couldnt be 1d∞, as physical reality would always mean it would rest in some orientations more than others, to a much higher likelihood than say 1d100

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

anyway a spherical die couldnt be 1d∞, as physical reality would always mean it would rest in some orientations more than others, to a much higher likelihood than say 1d100

it'd be ℓP^2 * 4pi*r^3, right? too bad Brownian motion and quantum interactions would make it impossible to see what you rolled though.

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
BRIC
(Redirected from Brick countries)

This article needs to be updated. The reason given is: Following the Russian invasion of Ukraine and international sanctioning of Russia, BRIC economies are declining/changing rapidly. Please help update this article to reflect recent events or newly available information. (March 2022)

Not to be confused with BRICS.
For other uses, see Bric (disambiguation).

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Carthag Tuek posted:

anyway a spherical die couldnt be 1d∞, as physical reality would always mean it would rest in some orientations more than others, to a much higher likelihood than say 1d100
Yeah, did these guys even test their d1 for fairness?? Time to break out the calipers.

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
  • Gabriel Yulaw, a former Multiverse Authority (M.V.A.) agent from Alpha Universe and the main antagonist of the film.
  • Officer Gabe Law, an LASD deputy sheriff and martial artist from Charis Universe and the main protagonist of the film.
  • Lawless, a notorious and violent criminal from Anubis Universe and one of Yulaw's victims.
  • Tsang Law, one of Yulaw's victims from a unknown Universe.
  • Yu Fook Law, a rastafari from Monoceros Universe and one of Yulaw's victims.
  • Swen Law, a surfer from Tucana Universe and one of Yulaw's victims.
  • Ni Dilaw, one of Yulaw's victims from Canopus Universe.
  • Kia Jilaw, one of Yulaw's victims from Serpens Universe.
  • Seth Law, a long haired man and one of Yulaw's victims from Procyon Universe.
  • Frum Law, one of Yulaw's victims from Shaula Universe.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

found some new metal album titles if anyone needs ideas

Landscape of Thorns
A mass of many irregularly-sized spikes protruding from the ground in all directions.
Spike Field
A series of extremely large spikes emerging from the ground at different angles.
Spikes Bursting Through Grid
A large square grid pattern across the site, through which large spikes protrude at various angles.
Menacing Earthworks
Large mounds of earth shaped like lightning bolts, emanating from the edges of a square site. The shapes would be strikingly visible from the air, or from artificial hills constructed around the site.
Black Hole
An enormous slab of basalt or black-dyed concrete, rendering the land uninhabitable and unfarmable.
Rubble Landscape
A large square-shaped pile of dynamited rock, which over time would still appear anomalous and give a sense of something having been destroyed.
Forbidding Blocks
A network of hundreds of house-sized stone blocks, dyed black and arranged in an irregular square grid, suggesting a network of "streets" which feel ominous and lead nowhere. The blocks are intended to make a large area entirely unsuitable for farming or other future use.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_guy

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


qsvui posted:

  • Gabriel Yulaw, a former Multiverse Authority (M.V.A.) agent from Alpha Universe and the main antagonist of the film.
  • Officer Gabe Law, an LASD deputy sheriff and martial artist from Charis Universe and the main protagonist of the film.
  • Lawless, a notorious and violent criminal from Anubis Universe and one of Yulaw's victims.
  • Tsang Law, one of Yulaw's victims from a unknown Universe.
  • Yu Fook Law, a rastafari from Monoceros Universe and one of Yulaw's victims.
  • Swen Law, a surfer from Tucana Universe and one of Yulaw's victims.
  • Ni Dilaw, one of Yulaw's victims from Canopus Universe.
  • Kia Jilaw, one of Yulaw's victims from Serpens Universe.
  • Seth Law, a long haired man and one of Yulaw's victims from Procyon Universe.
  • Frum Law, one of Yulaw's victims from Shaula Universe.

hell yeah, i loved that movie

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
Alcohol is almost always in good supply at a hurricane party, but guests are advised to pace themselves since these parties are often multi-day events.[citation needed] Officials advise against drinking alcohol because people need to be alert during a disaster.[3] Party advocates encourage drinking as an anesthetic measure.[citation needed]

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

I remember reading once that a lot of people survived in the water after the titanic sank because their blood alcohol level was high enough that it kept them from freezing to death. idk enough about chemistry or biology to say whether that’s bullshit or not but it sounds cool

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

you'd have to be dozens of times over the lethal alcohol limit for it to make the slightest difference

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
Definitely not a TV theme song though. [2]

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Sweevo posted:

you'd have to be dozens of times over the lethal alcohol limit for it to make the slightest difference

so only the irish passengers could've survived this way?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

polyester concept posted:

I remember reading once that a lot of people survived in the water after the titanic sank because their blood alcohol level was high enough that it kept them from freezing to death. idk enough about chemistry or biology to say whether that’s bullshit or not but it sounds cool

it's bullshit. hypothermia kills you by slowing down your chemistry way before your body actually freezes solid. and a solution of 0.50% ethanol in water (fatal blood level for nearly everyone) only depresses the freezing point like 1 degree anyway

there are salamanders that can make a biological antifreeze and fill their body up with it before hibernating over the winter, which i think is pretty cool.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Dec 5, 2022

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

it's bullshit. hypothermia kills you by slowing down your chemistry way before your body actually freezes solid. and a solution of 0.50% ethanol in water (fatal blood level for nearly everyone) only depresses the freezing point like 1 degree anyway

there are salamanders that can make a biological antifreeze and fill their body up with it before hibernating over the winter, which i think is pretty cool.

there's also this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic_ground_squirrel

(sorry watched too much QI lately)

quote:

The best theory as to why the squirrel's blood doesn't freeze is that the animal is able to cleanse their bodies of Ice nucleators which are necessary for the development of ice crystals. In the absence of ice nucleators, body fluids can remain liquid while in supercooled state. This process is being studied with the hope that mechanism present in arctic ground squirrels may provide a path for better preservation of human organs for transplant.[15] The connections between brain cells also wither away in this state. The damage should have resulted in death, but research on related species show that these connections regrow after waking up. In the warmer months, the squirrel is active during the day.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Lol at the idea of these squirrels being constantly supercritical, one tap away from suddenly freezing solid.

Updog Scully
Apr 20, 2021

This post is accompanied by all the requisite visual and audio effects.

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One of the paintings used as set dressing for the Littles' home [in Stuart Little] was Hungarian avant garde painter Róbert Berény's 1920s painting Sleeping Lady with Black Vase, which had long been considered lost. A set designer for the film had purchased the painting at an antiques store in Pasadena, California for $500 for use in the film, unaware of its significance. In 2009, art historian Gergely Barki, while watching Stuart Little on television with his daughter, noticed the painting, and after contacting the studios was able to track down its whereabouts.[7] In 2014, its owner sold the painting at an auction for €229,500.[8]

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Barki met the set designer in a park in Washington, DC, and, after unscrewing the frame with a screwdriver borrowed from a hot dog vendor, was able to confirm the painting was genuine.[12][1]

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
The fangblenny does no cleaning, but bites the host fish and leaves. Its opioid-containing venom helps it escape, as it gives a pain-free bite which also dulls the host's reactions.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Awww


AAAAA!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



talk poo poo get bit

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Dril is noted for making posts relating various things his fictional wife does that make him seem pathetic, like withholding his inhaler or keeping him from purchasing a harp.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Sagebrush posted:

Dril is noted for making posts relating various things his fictional wife does that make him seem pathetic, like withholding his inhaler or keeping him from purchasing a harp.

I am chortling here

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
It has been proposed that aposematism played a role in human evolution, body odour carrying a warning to predators of large hominins able to defend themselves with weapons.[18]

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer
This article is about chemistry and taking drugs. For the free online database, see Freebase (database). For the music group, see Freebass.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
April 2010 – Wikipedia co-founder Larry Sanger informed the FBI that a large amount of child pornography was available on Wikimedia Commons. Sanger told Fox News: "I wasn't shocked that it was online, but I was shocked that it was on a Wikimedia Foundation site that purports to be a reference site."[155] Co-founder Jimmy Wales responded by claiming that a strong statement from the Wikimedia Foundation would be forthcoming.[156] In the weeks following Sanger's letter, Wales responded by unilaterally deleting a number of images which he personally deemed to be pornographic. Wales's unilateral actions led to an outcry from the Wikipedian community, which in turn prompted Wales to voluntarily relinquish some of his user privileges.[157]

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
The Bill is for the law that school buses must stop at railroad crossings, likely a reference to the Gilchrest Road, New York crossing accident. In the song, the Bill becomes a law; in reality, such a bill has never been approved by the United States Congress, and indeed, such a bill would be of debatable constitutionality.[2] However, an equivalent regulation was codified by the United States Department of Transportation at 49 CFR 392.10.

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


Originally chouchen was made of cider and honey. The historical reputation of chouchen as a powerful intoxicant arises partly from claims that its effects were boosted by the venom of bees that became mixed up in the brew. While this claim cannot be verified, bees and their venom are not ingredients of the modern product. But, since in ancient times, it was the entire honey comb that was dipped in the cider, it is very possible that a few bees or discarded stingers remained stuck in the mixture and, aided by the fermentation, would see the potency of their venom magnified[citation needed].

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


What a wonderful sentence.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The tower contains a toilet used by the researchers and astronomers working in the tower and consisting of a seat almost at the top and a shaft leading down to the bottom floor built into the hollow core. This shaft has no way of emptying it nor any ventilation to the outside, making it arguably one of the world's largest and earliest septic tanks.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
at last, somewhere that no-one will have to see my posts

Updog Scully
Apr 20, 2021

This post is accompanied by all the requisite visual and audio effects.

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The scene of a naked Bart on his skateboard was Matt Groening's idea, who had always wanted to have Bart skateboarding naked, and Mike Scully had the idea of showing Bart's penis for two seconds. Storyboard artist Martin Archer was credited for devising the way to cover Bart's genitals with different things before they are exposed to the viewer. While the crew agreed that the gag would be funny, they wondered it if would mean an R-rating for the film, as they were happy with a PG-13 rating and that the gag was nonsexual and silly. They were ultimately able to get away with the joke because it wasn't live-action nor was it Homer's genitals.[11]

Updog Scully
Apr 20, 2021

This post is accompanied by all the requisite visual and audio effects.

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On a related note

As a publicity stunt for the opening of The Simpsons Movie on 16 July 2007, a figure of Homer Simpson clad in y-front underpants and brandishing a doughnut was outlined in water-based biodegradable paint to the left of the Cerne Abbas Giant. This act displeased local neopagans, who pledged to perform rain magic to wash the figure away.[102][103]

Updog Scully fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Dec 13, 2022

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Despite these successes, Duffy forgets to talk to Susan. This results in her growing angry when she discovers that both of her children have neglected her instructions to stay at home and help her with baking cheese puffs and are instead at Phil's house baking cheese puffs.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

In another visible example, whole wheat bread has reached approximate parity with white bread as measured by slice volume

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Despite these successes, Duffy forgets to talk to Susan. This results in her growing angry when she discovers that both of her children have neglected her instructions to stay at home and help her with baking cheese puffs and are instead at Phil's house baking cheese puffs.

I do not like that it took my brain only 5 seconds to pinpoint this

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

In another visible example, whole wheat bread has reached approximate parity with white bread as measured by slice volume

I do not like that it took my brain only 5 seconds to pinpoint this

Is it cheating that I wrote that sentence a long time ago and deliberately made it weird and stilted to match the film?

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