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Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Samfucius posted:

I'm in the people who don't know category.

We always just grabbed mint from the backyard, it was a nice weed

It's an invasive plant. It'll basically take over your whole backyard.

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Dabir: Nov 10, 2012

some plague rats posted:

workshopping a rodney dangerfield bit about that his wife doesn't want to gently caress even though he's dressed up as santa

did he not actually do one of those? that sounds familiar

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BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

teen witch posted:

(Turning Red is a DELIGHT)

It was an unexpected surprise. I also like that it was set back in the boy band era.

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Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Infinitum posted:

It's an invasive plant. It'll basically take over your whole backyard.

Sounds like a solution not a problem

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Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Mint is all 'yes dear' when the japanese knotweed busts out its big red titties and proclaims penis-flattening time is upon us

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Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

Remember, if your neighbor pisses you off just plant some mint and bamboo on their yard when they�re not around.

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Warbird posted:

Remember, if your neighbor pisses you off just plant some mint and bamboo on their yard when they�re not around.

Do NOT cut down their mature trees though.

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rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

teen witch posted:

(Turning Red is a DELIGHT)

A trash movie that barely even discussed 9/11. :colbert:

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Platystemon posted:

Do NOT cut down their mature trees though.

Tree Law?

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BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

rydiafan posted:

A trash movie that barely even discussed 9/11.

Red Pandas can melt steel beams after all.

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Mint is easy to kill

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

freeedr posted:

Mint is easy to kill

I am way bigger than any mint

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END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

Heath posted:

I am way bigger than any mint

Not as big as your parents disappointment in you

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Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Zil posted:

Tree Law?

Tree law does not gently caress around.

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Foxfire_: Nov 8, 2010

Infinitum posted:

It's an invasive plant. It'll basically take over your whole backyard.

Not until it wins a fight against the blackberry brambles

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

END OF AN ERROR posted:

Not as big as your parents disappointment in you

I will defeat the mint

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e.pilot: Nov 20, 2011; sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a bathroom so luxurious and indulgent that it was said that simply stepping inside would make one's panties fall off in delight. The bathroom was located in a castle, and only the most elite and privileged individuals were allowed to use it.

The walls of the bathroom were lined with the finest marble, and the floor was made of polished gold. A large, sparkling crystal chandelier hung from the ceiling, casting a warm and inviting light throughout the room. There were plush velvet chairs and benches scattered throughout, inviting one to sit and relax.

The most impressive feature of the bathroom, however, was the huge, gold-plated bathtub that sat in the center of the room. The tub was filled with steaming hot water, scented with exotic herbs and oils that promised to soothe and relax the body and mind.

As soon as a person entered the bathroom, they were overcome with a sense of sheer bliss and contentment. The luxurious surroundings and the soothing scents were enough to make anyone feel pampered and spoiled.

And, as the legend had promised, as soon as a person stepped inside, their panties would magically fall to the floor, as if pulled down by an invisible force. No one knew why this happened, but it only added to the bathroom's allure and mystique.

Many people came from far and wide to experience the magical bathroom for themselves, and they were never disappointed. They would enter the room, feeling a rush of excitement and anticipation, and as soon as they stepped inside, their panties would fall to the floor, as if by magic.

For those lucky enough to experience the bathroom, it was an unforgettable and truly life-changing experience. And they would leave the bathroom feeling rejuvenated, refreshed, and utterly relaxed, knowing that they had experienced something truly special and unique.

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Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

Something something sawing into floor joists something.

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e.pilot: Nov 20, 2011; sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Warbird posted:

Something something sawing into floor joists something.

lol feeding the open AI chat bot SA lore is my new favorite thing

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As word of this legendary bathroom spread, it wasn't just men who were drawn to its powerful masculine energy. Women, too, found themselves inexplicably drawn to this special place. And as they entered the bathroom, they were struck by its raw, masculine beauty.

Many women reported feeling a sudden, almost primal desire to be near this manly bathroom. Some even found themselves overcome with lust, and they couldn't help but feel their panties drop as they basked in its masculine glow.

But it wasn't just the bathroom's aura of masculinity that made it so special. It was also the fact that the bathtub was so large and imposing that it seemed to take up the entire room. In fact, the craftsmen who installed the bathtub had to saw into the floor joists to make sure it could fit.

Despite the challenges, however, the bathtub was installed, and it quickly became the centerpiece of the bathroom. With its deep, luxurious tub and sleek, modern design, it was the perfect place for men and women alike to unwind and relax after a long day.

And so, the legend of the manly bathroom grew even stronger, as more and more people came to experience its powerful masculine energy for themselves. It was a place where men could be men, and women could be swept up in their masculine charms. It was truly a magical place, and it will be remembered for generations to come.

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And so, word of this bathroom spread far and wide, and men from all over the land came to experience its masculine magic for themselves. They were not disappointed. From the moment they stepped inside, they felt a sense of invigoration and strength that they had never known before.

And as they left the bathroom, they were changed men. They walked with a new sense of confidence and purpose, and they knew that they had truly found a place where they could be their best selves.

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