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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



bike tory posted:

I'm interested to know how scrutable this is to someone who doesn't know any Japanese.

I know no Japanese, and I don't get it.

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

based on the subtitles two legged man must sound like Japanese man in Japanese. guessing two legged is two words and Japanese is one word. everyone knows Japan is Nippon

so yep classic dad joke

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

bike tory posted:

I'm interested to know how scrutable this is to someone who doesn't know any Japanese.

I don’t know any Japanese, but he emphasized the important word/sound enough that I got the point

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Yeah that's what I thought

So:
Nihon = Japan
-jin = suffix to mean "person"
Nihon-jin = Japanese

Japanese is confusing in that it modifies its counting words based on the properties of what is being counted. So:
ni = 2
-hon = specific suffix for counting things that are long and thing, e.g. legs (or bottles and other things like that)
Nihon = 2 long skinny things

The joke is that Nihonjin means Japanese but, implying legs are being counted, nihonjin could also mean two legged person.

Yeah there's no way anyone would fully get this without knowing some Japanese.

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Jun 1, 2020

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bike tory posted:

Yeah that's what I thought

So:
Nihon = Japan
-jin = suffix to mean "person"
Nihon-jin = Japanese

i think it's part this and part that ni is both 2 in japanese and sounds like knee so if you have two legs you'd be a two kneed person

e; at least that was my take on the joke

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I felt like the joke would have worked better if he had a friend to play the other part.

I still wouldn't have gotten the joke but I wouldn't be wondering if that was part of the joke I didn't get.

edit: Oh gently caress wait is that part of the joke??

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

bike tory posted:

Yeah that's what I thought

So:
Nihon = Japan
-jin = suffix to mean "person"
Nihon-jin = Japanese

Japanese is confusing in that it modifies its counting words based on the properties of what is being counted. So:
ni = 2
-hon = specific suffix for counting things that are long and thing, e.g. legs (or bottles and other things like that)
Nihon = 2 long skinny things

The joke is that Nihonjin means Japanese but, implying legs are being counted, nihonjin could also mean two legged person.

Yeah there's no way anyone would fully get this without knowing some Japanese.

The counting system also breaks down around seven and has specific words for well

quote:

On the other hand, although 7 is considered a lucky number in Japan, its reading – しち (shichi) – contains the Japanese mora し (shi) as well, so it's way more common to say its other reading: なな (nana)

And if you get it wrong you sound like a dumbass but most people not speaking their native language sound like dumbasses (sorry no offense to anyone, English is hard, Spanish is hard, German is hard all in different ways.)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I thought the whole joke was the fact it's posted on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor being attacked.

:ninja: edit: The day before, but goons finding out today is still worth noting.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

bike tory posted:

Yeah that's what I thought

So:
Nihon = Japan
-jin = suffix to mean "person"
Nihon-jin = Japanese

Japanese is confusing in that it modifies its counting words based on the properties of what is being counted. So:
ni = 2
-hon = specific suffix for counting things that are long and thing, e.g. legs (or bottles and other things like that)
Nihon = 2 long skinny things

The joke is that Nihonjin means Japanese but, implying legs are being counted, nihonjin could also mean two legged person.

Yeah there's no way anyone would fully get this without knowing some Japanese.

I don't know a lick of Japanese but I did learn some Chinese so maybe that helped but I did understand it.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

The poo poo just sounds the same I don't know any Japanese and still got it immediately and so did everyone else I have to think!

e: for content here's me eating poo poo on a bicycle

https://i.imgur.com/fyYEGMs.mp4

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VelociBacon posted:

The poo poo just sounds the same I don't know any Japanese and still got it immediately and so did everyone else I have to think!

e: for content here's me eating poo poo on a bicycle

https://i.imgur.com/fyYEGMs.mp4

it looks like he hit the tree Jim

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





bike tory posted:

I'm interested to know how scrutable this is to someone who doesn't know any Japanese.

I mean, I just listened and it was clear that the words sounded the same. I had to watch twice, but I got there.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

bike tory posted:

I'm interested to know how scrutable this is to someone who doesn't know any Japanese.

I will admit that I did not scrute it.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011


lmfao

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

it's a pun

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Well, the greatest Dad joke in Japan, maybe

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
I know no Japanese and got it. It’s not that hard, it’s a pun and the translated text makes the pun super clear.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Runa posted:

it's a pun

Ichipun?

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

yabe

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



i just want to express my deep appreciation for this too

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bike tory posted:

Yeah that's what I thought

So:
Nihon = Japan
-jin = suffix to mean "person"
Nihon-jin = Japanese

Japanese is confusing in that it modifies its counting words based on the properties of what is being counted. So:
ni = 2
-hon = specific suffix for counting things that are long and thing, e.g. legs (or bottles and other things like that)
Nihon = 2 long skinny things

The joke is that Nihonjin means Japanese but, implying legs are being counted, nihonjin could also mean two legged person.

Yeah there's no way anyone would fully get this without knowing some Japanese.

Homophones are not unique to Japanese, it was quite scrutable.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

VelociBacon posted:

The poo poo just sounds the same I don't know any Japanese and still got it immediately and so did everyone else I have to think!

e: for content here's me eating poo poo on a bicycle

https://i.imgur.com/fyYEGMs.mp4

This video kind of makes it look like you're 3 metres tall.
Are you 3 metres tall?

Trivia
Feb 8, 2006

I'm an obtuse man,
so I'll try to be oblique.

Mr. Fix It posted:

i just want to express my deep appreciation for this too

Truly, it is art.

VelociBacon
Dec 8, 2009

Tree Bucket posted:

This video kind of makes it look like you're 3 metres tall.
Are you 3 metres tall?

I am six meters tall the GoPro was mounted on my knees.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

It's that time of year again
https://i.imgur.com/KtwYwNF.mp4

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


VelociBacon posted:


e: for content here's me eating poo poo on a bicycle

https://i.imgur.com/fyYEGMs.mp4

You should have turned right, hth.

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake

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Jun 1, 2020

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TheAlmightyFrog posted:

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake

ceiling Sauron knows when you're masturbating

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
That creeping watermark is more sinister than the lighting effects.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/TiJxDGQ.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/1ZJAQUH.mp4

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
this is so loving cool

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I wonder what it would sound like if he fell down a flight of stairs

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
He'd probably say something like "Ow!"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Tree Bucket posted:

I wonder what it would sound like if he fell down a flight of stairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vdT0GbN3DM

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
There is audio but it's not strictly required

https://i.imgur.com/ma5V0aO.mp4

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010


He actually got very aggressive and nearly started a fight after Brazil's loss. But he fortunately calmed down and apologized after he had time to sit down and reflect.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Perestroika posted:

He actually got very aggressive and nearly started a fight after Brazil's loss. But he fortunately calmed down and apologized after he had time to sit down and reflect.

He realized he was being a bit of glasshole about it

Shaking lemur butt
Jan 5, 2015

:haw: :v: :ohdear: :cool:

Very strong "I can be your angle or your devil" vibe.

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Shaking lemur butt posted:

Very strong "I can be your angle or your devil" vibe.

Very strong I guess it's my new fetish vibe too.

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