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he literally does not understand the idea that people have families and friends that they want to spend time with. his employees are his family and his stakeholders are his friends.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:27
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Imagine this guy, but instead of his fortune he is in a middle management job, and it's like ugh. This seems an apt description of a good majority of his fan base
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Dec 8, 2022 02:29
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ben shapino posted:he literally does not understand the idea that people have families and friends that they want to spend time with. his employees are his family and his stakeholders are his friends.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:30
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Zugzwang posted:I wonder why all of his relationships have failed and at least some of his kids want nothing to do with him none of them are hardcore
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Dec 8, 2022 02:31
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Wrong thread
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Dec 8, 2022 02:35
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Elon Musk paid $44b for a monkey paw with infinite fingers. lol
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Dec 8, 2022 02:37
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Zugzwang posted:I wonder why all of his relationships have failed and at least some of his kids want nothing to do with him "Well, TK-421, I know my assistant told me today is your birthday, but your commits have really been lagging, and while I appreciate that you pooping and peeing in diapers is saving valuable time - and forces the nanny to see your weenus when she changes you, that's a smart move - You're spending that time on frivolous things like shaking a little rattle, and I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to exit you... ... Ah gently caress, you're doing your crylaugh emoji impression, you know I can't stay mad at you. You're safe for this quarter. Pamela will get you the gift I told her to buy for you. I hope you like the Bed, Bath, & Beyond gadget section as much as I do!"
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Dec 8, 2022 02:41
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trying so very hard to be like donald
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Dec 8, 2022 02:42
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i bet elons doesnt say that
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Dec 8, 2022 02:46
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Did Twitter bring back the forced login pop-up? It seemed like it went away for the last couple weeks but today it came up for me again
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Dec 8, 2022 02:52
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bro made it say "notable" because he's pissed at wikipedia lmao
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Dec 8, 2022 02:53
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Elon should buy Conservapedia. Way more up his alley than Wikipedia.
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Dec 8, 2022 02:55
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Puppy Doll posted:I haven't seen anyone mention this, but Twitter got rid of their Moments feature today. They literally just launched a new feature “Twitter spaces” which was launched by a pop up stating “What the %#^# is that thing?!?! Let’s find out together.” So I still don’t know what it does since they were trying to be cute about it but it’s a strange time to downsize your features and say you’re focusing on improvements
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Dec 8, 2022 02:57
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Entorwellian posted:[Ian Miles Cheong] went on to make hellgate-guru, the second biggest fansite for Hellgate: London. Yeah, a few pages back but my god, the layers of desolation just in these few words alone had me nearly doubled over. So not the official site (I assume it's a video game thing), but a fansite, and not the biggest fansite, but the second-biggest? And it's called hellgate-guru? What, was planethellgate already taken?
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Dec 8, 2022 02:58
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:They literally just launched a new feature “Twitter spaces” which was launched by a pop up stating “What the %#^# is that thing?!?! Let’s find out together.” So I still don’t know what it does since they were trying to be cute about it but it’s a strange time to downsize your features and say you’re focusing on improvements twitter spaces has been around for ages, you just got the onboarding message very late for some reason spaces was their answer to clubhouse, which nobody uses anymore, and now nobody uses spaces either besides crypto nerds
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Dec 8, 2022 03:00
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Can we change Elon's wiki page to mention his fake rear end college degrees
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Dec 8, 2022 03:00
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spaces has been around for a long time but it still doesnt show up on the web app for me they roll out features to different audiences too not just by what app you use. many of them are experiments that never get full release. at least they used to when it was a semi functional company
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Dec 8, 2022 03:01
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Zugzwang posted:Elon should buy Conservapedia. Way more up his alley than Wikipedia. why buy it when they'll suck his dick for free https://www.conservapedia.com/Elon_Musk
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Dec 8, 2022 03:02
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Has anyone considered that twitter moderation during the 2020 election might have leaned slightly against Trump simply because he is a loving idiot?
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Dec 8, 2022 03:10
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Puppy Doll posted:I haven't seen anyone mention this, but Twitter got rid of their Moments feature today. It would not at all surprise me if that was the case
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Dec 8, 2022 03:21
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Rewatched that hbomberguy video about Tommy Tallarico, and I just keep seeing parallels with Tommy and Elon and Trump, from behavior to fake awards just sitting next to a wall somewhere.
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Dec 8, 2022 03:34
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koshmar posted:Since this is tangentially the idiots on twitter thread. How do you remember the quote but not the actual event?
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Dec 8, 2022 03:37
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ben shapino posted:he literally does not understand the idea that people have families and friends that they want to spend time with. his employees are his family and his stakeholders are his friends. its like that scene from oliver twist or whatever where the sad orphan kid is like please sir may i have some more except instead of soup elons keeping his employees from seeing their friends during the holidays lmao
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Dec 8, 2022 03:38
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Does dippin dots still exist? Does it still exist in some limbo of undeath like Cracker Jacks?
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Dec 8, 2022 03:40
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TelevisedInsanity posted:Rewatched that hbomberguy video about Tommy Tallarico, and I just keep seeing parallels with Tommy and Elon and Trump, from behavior to fake awards just sitting next to a wall somewhere. Haven't thought about that guy in a while. I remember watching him on G4 20 years ago and even as a 14 year old I thought he came off as a childish weirdo.
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Dec 8, 2022 03:42
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Barudak posted:Does dippin dots still exist? Does it still exist in some limbo of undeath like Cracker Jacks? Turns out it's NOT the ice cream of the future
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Dec 8, 2022 03:42
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grittyreboot posted:Haven't thought about that guy in a while. I remember watching him on G4 20 years ago and even as a 14 year old I thought he came off as a childish weirdo. You know who else is a childish weirdo?  Also, hey, for more cursed content, WHO WANTS MORE "ELON MUSK IS THE REAL LIFE TONY STARK" stink pieces? Esquire has got you covered.
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Dec 8, 2022 03:46
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It's pretty damned impressive to be worse at puns than zombie simpsons
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Dec 8, 2022 04:04
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Lord Harbor posted:God dammit, Ubermunch is such a great name for a food delivery service in a fascist dystopia, holy poo poo. Poster: Bright red background, one vertical white stripe on the left, ÜBERMUNCH in black block capitals at a 90 degree angle positioned in the stripe. A sandwich going into the gaping maw of the sideways Ü. Product advertisement in the unused space.
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Dec 8, 2022 04:12
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Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
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Dec 8, 2022 04:15
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I am told the last user was filled with an unbearable sadness
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Dec 8, 2022 04:18
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Imagine this guy, but instead of his fortune he is in a middle management job, and it's like ugh. Does he even have hobbies??? Is he an actual person anymore or just a tweet and Zoom meeting machine? He made a fat-roll elden ring build that was super sick
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Dec 8, 2022 04:23
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Flowers for QAnon posted:He made a fat-roll elden ring build that was super sick I think that he didn't actually play the game, maybe stole the build from one of his sycophants, because no way could he dedicate time to this since he's always working so drat much, right?
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Dec 8, 2022 04:32
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https://twitter.com/MattNavarra/status/1599146308149075970
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Dec 8, 2022 04:46
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Ah here comes his poo poo payment processor
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Dec 8, 2022 05:00
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You need 12 twitter coins (twoins) to get 1 elon buck (ebuck) Each twoin costs 35.95
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seems like a really good idea to implement that when you have none lawyers and left programmers
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Dec 8, 2022 05:16
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I'm sure they've fully squared this with USA and EU financial regulatory bodies with months of review and oversight in preparation to ensure customer transactional data is secured and managed correctly. And certainly not just farted out on a whim by Elon's now functionally-enslaved H-1B coders in his code mine.
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Dec 8, 2022 05:17
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https://twitter.com/JamesClayton5/status/1600659429925351426 Just standing in front of the washer with my dick hanging out while my clothes get cleaned.
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it might incentivize people to live at the office if they provided complimentary meals for the employees, i wonder if elon has ever thought of that
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